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Gorrister
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from the old times, when wishing still helped

oops all pronouns . parent . neurospice . hairdresser . exvangelical . abolition . weird li'l guy

the mightiest oaks grow from the richest manure

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Every time husbo cleans the grill or stove top, I screamsing "DEGREASER!" at him. I love Pixies.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Your baby may vary, but I still say that kind of thing to my 7yo. I choose to believe the response, "You're so annoying!" means I'm doing my job.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
That's when I listen to audiobooks on 2x. I have to focus enough that it's hard to stay awake if I'm actually tired, or I want to listen enough that I wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I know this is a (legitimate and relatable) complaint thread and not an ask, but I've purchased xylitol on vitacost.com before.
vitacost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
🫂 It's draining to be on call like that.
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I have seen a report a while ago that she wanted to run for Senate and he directly told her no. They brought her in to try to bully her about the e files and she walked out crying but still pro release them. But she still supports him, yes. I hate it here.
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I was just going to ask for a tattour bc I hadn't seen your conch
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Welp that's what I'm saying from now on
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM