Lady Reezy (aka Azúcar Blanca)
@ladyreezy.bsky.social
"There you go. Givin' a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck." -Bunk
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@sammylou is not my alt😂
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@sammylou is not my alt😂
Went to the town's lighted Christmas parade!!! It was totally adorable!!!
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Went to the town's lighted Christmas parade!!! It was totally adorable!!!
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Today a black student told me "Miss, you're the only white teacher I trust." I'm honored, truly, but mycoworkers need to do better.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Today a black student told me "Miss, you're the only white teacher I trust." I'm honored, truly, but mycoworkers need to do better.
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Some kids will only ever understand the stick and not the carrot and I have a hard time with those kids.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Some kids will only ever understand the stick and not the carrot and I have a hard time with those kids.
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
Two minutes after I posted this, a roach fell from the ceiling onto my person as I sat at the table with a small group of students. 😱🤢🤮
I should have called in today.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Two minutes after I posted this, a roach fell from the ceiling onto my person as I sat at the table with a small group of students. 😱🤢🤮
I should have called in today.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I should have called in today.
I would grow back a uterus from scratch if it meant Ryan Fitzpatrick would breed me
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I would grow back a uterus from scratch if it meant Ryan Fitzpatrick would breed me
And game!
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
And game!
C'mon, Loins.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
C'mon, Loins.
Thanksgiving game, one week late.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thanksgiving game, one week late.
Aww geez ohhh Pete @theelginwind.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Aww geez ohhh Pete @theelginwind.bsky.social
Testing again and there is a serial farter in here and he dgaf and has a huge grin on his face and it's chaotic.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Testing again and there is a serial farter in here and he dgaf and has a huge grin on his face and it's chaotic.
I've made friends with a 67yo teacher at school. She says I'm a bad influence on her bc I make her laugh so much. She's awesome and I want us to star in a buddy comedy.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I've made friends with a 67yo teacher at school. She says I'm a bad influence on her bc I make her laugh so much. She's awesome and I want us to star in a buddy comedy.
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You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
Anybody wanna come firmly spoon me in my bed, like a human thunder shirt, for 2-3 consecutive hours?
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Anybody wanna come firmly spoon me in my bed, like a human thunder shirt, for 2-3 consecutive hours?
My mental health is... not good.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
My mental health is... not good.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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Ok, all the plants are inside and the living room looks extra 70s, like a jungle
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ok, all the plants are inside and the living room looks extra 70s, like a jungle
Bringing the porch plants in a few at a time so hopefully the cats get used to it and don't fuck em up.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Bringing the porch plants in a few at a time so hopefully the cats get used to it and don't fuck em up.
Maybe this year will be better than the last!
It’s still Long December Day somewhere! You’re lucky if it’s you. youtu.be/QYfFNugKqh4?...
Long December 2021 - Chris Davis
YouTube video by Christopher Davis
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December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Maybe this year will be better than the last!
Yesterday a zit began to develop on the end of my nose, and of course it's bright red. I'm obviously turning into Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer just in time for December. But the greater miracle is that I wore a zit sticker over it all day and heard not a single comment from a student.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yesterday a zit began to develop on the end of my nose, and of course it's bright red. I'm obviously turning into Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer just in time for December. But the greater miracle is that I wore a zit sticker over it all day and heard not a single comment from a student.