Dr. McCourtneigh
@burtletopshelf.bsky.social
Pelvic Floor Specialist💩Amateur Baker🧁 Book Lover💙📚 UGA Alum🐾
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Wisdom from his many years.
January 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wisdom from his many years.
It's 7pm Friday. It's 45 Degrees. I Ain’t Got No Problem. Just Plenty THC.
January 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's 7pm Friday. It's 45 Degrees. I Ain’t Got No Problem. Just Plenty THC.
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Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
December 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Jimmy Carter's life was bookended by the publication of The Great Gatsby and the rap battle between Drake and Kendrick, and I think that's beautiful.
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Yesterday: I can eat as many cookies as I want. It's Christmas!
Today: I shall never be made whole again. Curses on that unholy trinity, the Grinch, Jesus and Santa, who hath wrought this gastric crisis
Today: I shall never be made whole again. Curses on that unholy trinity, the Grinch, Jesus and Santa, who hath wrought this gastric crisis
December 26, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Yesterday: I can eat as many cookies as I want. It's Christmas!
Today: I shall never be made whole again. Curses on that unholy trinity, the Grinch, Jesus and Santa, who hath wrought this gastric crisis
Today: I shall never be made whole again. Curses on that unholy trinity, the Grinch, Jesus and Santa, who hath wrought this gastric crisis
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I personally would like to thank Drake and J Cole for pissing Kendrick off fr. Have had him in rare form all year and it’s continuing into 2025
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I personally would like to thank Drake and J Cole for pissing Kendrick off fr. Have had him in rare form all year and it’s continuing into 2025
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printed them out and put them in trapper keepers
Young people today will never understand that 30 years ago, when we got the internet, we were SO EXCITED to look up song lyrics.
December 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM
printed them out and put them in trapper keepers
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Police done propped up some fake killer and meanwhile the head dude at Hobby Lobby somewhere tied up in a basement with the real killer
December 9, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Police done propped up some fake killer and meanwhile the head dude at Hobby Lobby somewhere tied up in a basement with the real killer
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I strive to live a life that people mourn when I die. Not one where people immediately ask what’s for dinner after learning of the news.
December 4, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I strive to live a life that people mourn when I die. Not one where people immediately ask what’s for dinner after learning of the news.
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Like PLEASE for the love of God!
STOP BRINGING TWITTER SCREENSHOTS OVER HERE
November 25, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Like PLEASE for the love of God!
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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Kendrick said don't let no white comedian talk about Black women and that's LAW, y'all need to take heeeeeeeed
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Kendrick said don't let no white comedian talk about Black women and that's LAW, y'all need to take heeeeeeeed
I need someone to direct me to a few new romantasy series. I’m almost done with the Maasverse and I want to dive right into the next one. Three book minimum please!
November 14, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I need someone to direct me to a few new romantasy series. I’m almost done with the Maasverse and I want to dive right into the next one. Three book minimum please!