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Cozy Eb
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Crone. Baker. Cozy.
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Omg 1k followers?? Thank you soooo much for trusting me, I appreciate it!

To the people who didn't follow me on X, I talk about:

Black culture
Books (especially cozy mysteries)
Soap operas
Pop culture
Kendrick Lamar
Home decor (I'm a new homeowner!)
Food
Cozy living
MYSELF

Welcome!
I sure as hell did put everything in my grocery cart to make that wonton dumpling lasagna or whatever they're calling it the fuck.
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If I couldn't live in California (unlikely, lots of affordable, less desirable areas I would choose over leaving the state), I would choose Washington, Oregon or Colorado. That's it. That's all the diversity I have in me 😂
January 29, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Fuck Akademiks
Fuck Sage Steele
Fuck Stacy Dash
Fuck Jason Whitlock
Fuck Robert Griffith
Fuck Candace Owens
Fuck Hakeem Jeffries
Fuck Bill Cosby
Fuck Chris Brown
& MUTHA FUCK Corey Holcomb
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I think it's great that San Diego cities are permanently allowing outdoor sidewalk seating for restaurants, we pay a sunshine tax for a reason! Let people eat outside like they do in some European countries
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Yesterday I walked into my beauty room, took off my bonnet and randomly started to microloc my hair.

We'll see how that works out for me 😂
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I know my Costco cashback certificate better be FAT this year because I shopped with them this past year more than I have in the past five years TOTAL.
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I don't want them people over here 😂
5. Compared to how it was when you first got on Bluesky, would you recommend this app to people leaving TikTok ?
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Law Roach is dressing Lauren Sanchez now, he's big enough to where he absolutely did NOT have to make that choice.

These people don't care about us at all, they all stick together.
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Keith Sweat is on Kelly Clarkson tearing it UP chile 😂
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The best loaf I've ever made! THIS is the bread I will be selling alongside my cinnamon rolls. This was made with both sourdough starter and fresh yeast and the combo is simply outstanding.

I wanted it to be a white sandwich bread but I miss the taste of the little bit of rye I usually use.
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The problem with boycotts is where else am I gonna go? Google and Android ain't much better than Apple let's be serious. Same with Target and Walmart and Amazon. Local grocery stores are screwing workers who don't have union protection. It's a terrible time to be a consumer.
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Once he went full coon I felt very comfortable calling him ugly rather than my more polite "interesting face" descriptor
the women saying they saw Daniel Caesar face after hearing his voice and that was not the best part.
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
At this point I doubt I would be able to get my ankle into the ring...
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Lord Jesus Percy Jackson cannot fight at all
January 28, 2026 at 1:09 AM
They really named an innocent Black baby Rudith Huxtable 🫩
January 28, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I just picked up some fresh (Cake) yeast from a local bakery and I am SO FUCKING EXCITED. I've never worked with fresh yeast before and I want to know if there's a difference! I'm trying to temper my expectations but omgggggg
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Please don't hate me but the temp just drastically dropped to 58 degrees and I am FREEZING
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This guy I'm married to just gleefully informed me that Nigella Lawson is taking over for Prue on the Great British Bakeoff.

Can't recall him ever being this happy. EVER. 🫩
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
1 and 3
What’s your favorite song in the top 10 on this week’s Hot 100?
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
ICE being disbanded or defunded isn't enough; I want the masks off and their names listed on a public website. I want to see them all be jobless, their lives bankrupt, and completely unemployable.
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Californians trolling states in a weather crisis right now are assholes.
January 26, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Fleur exploded inside of her Brod and Taylor sourdough home and broke the gasket. They're sending me another one but for fuck's sake, she really is like a damn child
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Y'all better not EVER give this trash a single click
January 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I can't believe we're finally getting this, my heart is racing so fast 😂
There is an America’s Next Top Model documentary and Tyra is involved. #ANTM
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
We should have NEVER let them have it
I don’t want white folk using “woke” at all though.
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 PM