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Nugget Von Avalanche
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m sorry I can’t get used to Moach objectively giving Nuggets commentary
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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In no functioning country is this allowed.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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It's genuinely kind of funny that the ALL-AMERICAN MAGA HALFTIME SHOW is going to have the guy who sang this as its headliner right in the middle of all the Epstein stuff
February 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Are the Nuggets just ready for the All Star break or something?
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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The French are taking none of Musk’s bullshit.
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Proud of all of them.
The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The first time a city's population has ever been nominated.

www.newsweek.com/minneapolis-...
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
So much of our current situation stemmed from Jeffrey Epstein. Jesus.
I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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a veritable who’s that
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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i see people talking about "woke 2" on the tl, but they must be mistaken, as i am currently watching the fascist movement known as "the oklahoma city thunder" walk all over the virtuous, ethical nuggets
February 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Can’t get shit to drop
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Position yourself at, “Why should I have to pay for…?” and you can understand the Republican approach to life.
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
OKC is just a really annoying team and I can’t explain why
February 2, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Omfg
Lmao i missed this, at 0:33 i think Trump shits himself

You can hear the wet fart and the lady in green behind gives a look
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
🥹
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Holy fuck Russ
Russ what the fuck dude
February 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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👇🏽 @gallego.senate.gov amplifying a witness who worked for Epstein swearing under oath Trump/Epstein threatened witnesses with death/disappearance if they revealed the child sex abuse she witnessed
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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A federal judge ordered the release of a 5-year-old boy and his father from immigration custody, condemning their detention as unconstitutional. In a blistering opinion, he denounced “the perfidious lust for unbridled power” and “the imposition of cruelty.” (NYT)
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM