White Walker, Texas Ranger
@brocasarearug.bsky.social
Based on a true story.
Truly amazing things happening on XHS
January 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Truly amazing things happening on XHS
Oh man the trad content on Red Note absolutely dogwalks the American stuff, huge embarrassing L for the US conservatives who LARP Little House on the Prarie
January 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh man the trad content on Red Note absolutely dogwalks the American stuff, huge embarrassing L for the US conservatives who LARP Little House on the Prarie
This is gonna be the most fun jury selection since Martin Shkreli
December 10, 2024 at 5:39 AM
This is gonna be the most fun jury selection since Martin Shkreli
Hulk is to Abomination as Keanu Reeves is to Jared Leto, I will not taking questions thx
December 20, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Hulk is to Abomination as Keanu Reeves is to Jared Leto, I will not taking questions thx
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*swoops in on elaborate theatrical rigging system* i forgot what i was going to say
November 2, 2023 at 11:55 PM
*swoops in on elaborate theatrical rigging system* i forgot what i was going to say
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I heard it's International Male Day, the day we as a society celebrate the International Male clothing line and catalog
November 19, 2023 at 3:43 PM
I heard it's International Male Day, the day we as a society celebrate the International Male clothing line and catalog
Adulthood for Millennials is realizing that Justin Timberlake is the bad part of N’Sync.
November 10, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Adulthood for Millennials is realizing that Justin Timberlake is the bad part of N’Sync.
Bend a knee to the Queen of the North for somehow rebounding with the most Game of Thrones sounding ass dude possible, we love to see it
November 2, 2023 at 12:56 AM
Bend a knee to the Queen of the North for somehow rebounding with the most Game of Thrones sounding ass dude possible, we love to see it
Thought I'd take it "easy" at the gym today by taking a Zumba class taught by a senior citizen and just got my ass whipped into the GROUND, I have been taken down not one but several pegs.
October 17, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Thought I'd take it "easy" at the gym today by taking a Zumba class taught by a senior citizen and just got my ass whipped into the GROUND, I have been taken down not one but several pegs.
Important signal boost for those in the Madison, WI area: the "ORGANIC ALTERNATIVE CURED BONELESS HAM SENSORY TEST" requires human test subjects!!! "Walk-ins welcome!"
October 12, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Important signal boost for those in the Madison, WI area: the "ORGANIC ALTERNATIVE CURED BONELESS HAM SENSORY TEST" requires human test subjects!!! "Walk-ins welcome!"
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BLUESKY PRAYER CIRCLE TO TAKE DOWN HENRY KISSENGER ONCE AND FOR ALL LIKE TO CHARGE RESKEET TO CAST
September 28, 2023 at 6:46 PM
BLUESKY PRAYER CIRCLE TO TAKE DOWN HENRY KISSENGER ONCE AND FOR ALL LIKE TO CHARGE RESKEET TO CAST
What’s the dumbest thing a person ever said directly to your face? I once had a girl argue to me that you it’s impossible to see a “rhino-saurus” at the zoo because “duh, they’re extinct like the other dinosaurs.”
October 9, 2023 at 3:56 PM
What’s the dumbest thing a person ever said directly to your face? I once had a girl argue to me that you it’s impossible to see a “rhino-saurus” at the zoo because “duh, they’re extinct like the other dinosaurs.”
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when i see mr. beast i think “something is wrong with this boy. this boy has spoiled in the sun.”
October 5, 2023 at 2:57 AM
when i see mr. beast i think “something is wrong with this boy. this boy has spoiled in the sun.”
Well, you see, a lot of my wealth is tied up in foreign currency* investments at the moment.
*Duolingo gems
*Duolingo gems
October 6, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Well, you see, a lot of my wealth is tied up in foreign currency* investments at the moment.
*Duolingo gems
*Duolingo gems
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The way Republicans make laws now is that some small-town sheriff will do something that is astonishingly illegal and then the supreme court will eventually say that it's actually fine. Which means the guys in the House don't actually have very much to do
October 4, 2023 at 3:51 AM
The way Republicans make laws now is that some small-town sheriff will do something that is astonishingly illegal and then the supreme court will eventually say that it's actually fine. Which means the guys in the House don't actually have very much to do
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Oh shit! He’s gaining on you, bro!
October 3, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Oh shit! He’s gaining on you, bro!
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I feel like Hollywood has vastly overestimated how much we care about the life of Willy Wonka
October 3, 2023 at 2:47 AM
I feel like Hollywood has vastly overestimated how much we care about the life of Willy Wonka
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MAKE BIDEN’S DOG COMMANDER THE NEXT SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE YOU FUCKING COWARDS
October 3, 2023 at 6:24 PM
MAKE BIDEN’S DOG COMMANDER THE NEXT SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE YOU FUCKING COWARDS
Oh, to trade places with the sweet summer soul that needs to read this article, all the cursed knowledge from which I’d be freed
October 3, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Oh, to trade places with the sweet summer soul that needs to read this article, all the cursed knowledge from which I’d be freed
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For a brief couple of hours tomorrow, the internet will be normal.
Tomorrow, Oct. 4, FEMA will send out a nationwide test emergency alert. Anti-vaxxers and QAnon believers plan to put their phones in microwaves, fearful that 5G signals may trigger a new epidemic, an internet blackout, or even the "Great Replacement."
Anti-Vaxxers Think an Emergency Phone Alert Will Cause a Zombie Apocalypse
Oct. 4 FEMA alert test on cell phones has QAnon believers and anti-vaxxers convinced that a 5G disaster is about to unfold.
www.rollingstone.com
October 3, 2023 at 10:20 PM
For a brief couple of hours tomorrow, the internet will be normal.