Truly amazing things happening on XHS

Oh man the trad content on Red Note absolutely dogwalks the American stuff, huge embarrassing L for the US conservatives who LARP Little House on the Prarie

I know the Pamchenko when I see it

Bend a knee to the Queen of the North for somehow rebounding with the most Game of Thrones sounding ass dude possible, we love to see it

Important signal boost for those in the Madison, WI area: the "ORGANIC ALTERNATIVE CURED BONELESS HAM SENSORY TEST" requires human test subjects!!! "Walk-ins welcome!"

Oh, to trade places with the sweet summer soul that needs to read this article, all the cursed knowledge from which I’d be freed

PS hi new Bluesky friend I swear I didn’t steal your bio idea, that’s been my bio also on Twitter since 2011, great minds think alike and congrats on your similarly savvy plan to create plausible deniability in the event your tweets are ever read in court ❤️

Well, sometimes

This is an under the radar banger!A little bit scary but in a gore-less, Disney way meant for tweens and really funny. Still quote it today.