Brett Brown
brettbrown929.bsky.social
Brett Brown
@brettbrown929.bsky.social
Single father/researcher, living in South Philly.
Pat Kraft’s coaching search #pennstate #psu
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media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
To any asshole threatening to leave New York over Mamdani, stay the fuck away from Philly, we don’t want you here.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
theonion.com
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I realized today that the young people in my work have never known a world where the McGriddle doesn’t exist.
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power.

The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle.

"I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking."

His left ear drops off.
September 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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someone should put together a "kennedy death count" for everyone who dies of a preventable disease and just plaster it everywhere www.statnews.com/2025/08/28/c...
Crisis within CDC is spilling into real world, experts say
"I’ve never heard as many colleagues saying things like 'CDC is dead’ as I have today," an agency employee told STAT.
www.statnews.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr as HHS secretary should have a glass of that raw milk that was recalled in Pennsylvania.
June 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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every day trump has a new quote like "I never liked jeff epstein, who was very rude to me at bill cosby's 65th birthday party"
July 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
theonion.com
July 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Some people think this is an exaggeration but I will say that if I were HHS Secretary and my goal were to kill as many children as possible, it would be difficult to distinguish the actions I would take from those that Kennedy has taken.
June 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It’s like Alien vs Predator, except they’re both predators.
June 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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If I were trying to get birthrates up one of the top "goals" I'd have is to eradicate diseases that are dangerous to babies.
April 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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The FDA has fired all the inspectors that ask farmers if their milk is from a cow. Until now an official would say “Wait… is this from a cow?” and sometimes the farmer would reply “Aw shucks, ya got me”
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM