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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
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🚨 NEW: A majority of Americans now support Medicare for All even if it ends private insurance and raises taxes. The tipping point is here because the ACA is failing to keep health care affordable. New polling shows a 50-point shift in just six years.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🚨 NEW: A majority of Americans now support Medicare for All even if it ends private insurance and raises taxes. The tipping point is here because the ACA is failing to keep health care affordable. New polling shows a 50-point shift in just six years.
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friends, beach, and penis 😍😍
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I think it’s time we pull the plug on the internet. We had a good run but unfortunately (like everything humans touch), this has turned into a pile of garbage and the world is not a better place.
October 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think it’s time we pull the plug on the internet. We had a good run but unfortunately (like everything humans touch), this has turned into a pile of garbage and the world is not a better place.
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
HELLO????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FLAMING FUCK???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
This country is cooked
This country is cooked
New: The Pentagon confirms to CNN it will funnel $130M from an anonymous Trump “friend” toward military pay.
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Asked about the donor’s identity and any foreign or domestic entanglements, the WH referred questions to DoD. DoD then referred questions back to the WH
www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/p...
Pentagon to use $130 million donation from anonymous Trump ‘friend’ to pay military members | CNN Politics
The Trump administration plans to funnel a $130 million donation from an anonymous ally of President Donald Trump toward paying military service members during the government shutdown, the Defense Dep...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
HELLO????????!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FLAMING FUCK???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
This country is cooked
This country is cooked
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Minneapolis has been so fun and thematically accurate 😇🐻
October 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Minneapolis has been so fun and thematically accurate 😇🐻
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Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/
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✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured
September 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured
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There is no excuse for political violence in America. And no excuse for a U.S. president using a heinous killing as an occasion to treat his political opponents as accomplices to murder and threatening to use the full power of the government to attack them.
September 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There is no excuse for political violence in America. And no excuse for a U.S. president using a heinous killing as an occasion to treat his political opponents as accomplices to murder and threatening to use the full power of the government to attack them.
Only half a glass of my first part of colonoscopy prep left to go and while it’s better than I was expecting…it’s still not good
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media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Only half a glass of my first part of colonoscopy prep left to go and while it’s better than I was expecting…it’s still not good
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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the highest court in the land says you can’t use race in college admissions but you can when it comes to fueling the police state and ethnically cleansing the US to aid the white supremacy effort
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got it
BREAKING: The Supreme Court — over the objection of Justices Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson — allows the Trump administration’s racial profiling of people working certain types of jobs in its immigration raids during litigation.
![SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
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No. 25A169
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KRISTI NOEM, SECRETARY, DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, ET AL. U. PEDRO
VASQUEZ PERDOMO, ET AL.
ON APPLICATION FOR STAY
[September 8, 2025]
The application for stay presented to JUSTICE KAGAN and by her referred to the Court is granted. The July 11, 2025 order entered by the United States District Court for the Central District of California, case No. 2:25-cv-5605, is stayed pending the disposition of the appeal in the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit and disposition of a petition for a writ of certiorari, if such a writ is timely sought. Should certiorari be denied, this stay shall terminate automatically. In the event certiorari is granted, the stay shall terminate upon the sending down of the judgment of this Court.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreibxmw7us44keftyrwzd2w3ycrn2gd5pb24kqw3syazwrqjmkq2mym@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the highest court in the land says you can’t use race in college admissions but you can when it comes to fueling the police state and ethnically cleansing the US to aid the white supremacy effort
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got it
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we should keep adding more supreme court justices until everyone in the country is a supreme court justice. we'll have to all cram ourselves into one building. everyone gets a new fancy robe, which makes the fancy robes company become too powerful. until the supreme court breaks them up. which is us
September 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
we should keep adding more supreme court justices until everyone in the country is a supreme court justice. we'll have to all cram ourselves into one building. everyone gets a new fancy robe, which makes the fancy robes company become too powerful. until the supreme court breaks them up. which is us
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival