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Boga Haga
@boghag.bsky.social
Director of Temporal Logistics,
coordinating Chrono-Socio strategy for Post Anthropocene Networks

Baba Yaga’s favorite Bog Hag
Villainous but funny in the odd way
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I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Permission to get your tiddies squished. By a mammogram tech.
February 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
If you call it Valentimes I wish you ill.
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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SA CONTENT WARNING (Just in case)

Folks are posting graphic/triggering content from the Epstein Files without mentioning that bit.

Please be careful when you see posts of documents. Protect yourself as much as you might need to. There’s a lot of brutal shit in those documents.
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February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Wondering if we grossly overestimated the screech and it turns out they honk like dorky geese.
I parsed that as "pterodactyl" instead of polydactyl, and was expecting you were going to screech at them, lol
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
If you call yourself a polyglot or polymath, I’m 💯 pretending you said polydactyl just to comment on how common it is.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’m trying Tteokbokki for the first time and it is soooooooo good.
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Today I learned a Kimbal Musk exists and nope nope nope.
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This is god’s work.
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Microdosing dopamine 💉:

The town community group has unified, hilariously, weighing in on a neighbor dispute over giant yard art: a sculptural WORM. Everyone is team worm. Worm is being photoshopped into town life, they’re calling him the Blockness Monster 💀

Inject that humanity in my veins
February 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I’m really fucking sick of both the hard push and the backlash to Glp1 drugs.

I am on a glp1 to drain off cerebrospinal fluid from smashing my brain. Not for weight loss. A friend takes it for PCOS. It is becoming essential medicine for world health but in USA it is thinspo only.
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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While you were watching the game

- Elon Musk abandoned his grand plans for colonizing Mars, exposing all his previous promises as lies

- TPUSA's big halftime show plans crashed

- X went down

- President Trump cried about the halftime show as much as everyone expected him to
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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Patriarchy in action: The Epstein files showcase the private behavior of a male ruling class. They network, joke & trade info. Women on the periphery do the office & sexual housework: organize the men's calendars, arrange food, grace a table & provide sex. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein’s sordid men’s club
Files reveal a world of flattery and fratboy tones, where rich men are cultivated and women provide services
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I can’t handle the Jake Paul chin wig. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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What happens at the bottom of the ocean is none of our business
February 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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I propose we call this the Dumpling Rule as an homage to the fact no matter where you travel human beings have universally looked at food and went “we should put food inside other food”
February 7, 2026 at 12:44 PM
See. Microdosing that dopamine.
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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right now is the absolute perfect time to criticize potential candidates for president what are you talking about
February 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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And we know how they intend to make us sad as they've been very loud about that:

Strip women of voting rights
End no-fault divorce (& ultimately divorce)
End employment discrimination protections
End any & all abortion
End birth control
Lower age of consent
February 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I come from a long line of people who died.
January 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The mumu is off. I hit 500 followers. Get me to 1000 and I put the mumu back on.
a woman in a floral dress stands in front of a lamp
Alt: gif of a woman (the character Mrs Roper from Three’s Company tv show) in a 1970s floral kaftan or mumu smirking and falling backwards into her bed with ruffled pick bedding.
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Oregon's U.S. District Court Judge, Mustafa Kasubhai, granted a preliminary injunction in a proposed class-action lawsuit targeting the DHS' practice of "arrest first, justify later."

www.npr.org/2026/02/05/g...
ICE can't make warrantless arrests in Oregon unless there's risk of escape, judge rules
U.S. immigration agents in Oregon must stop arresting people without warrants unless there's a likelihood of escape, a federal judge ruled Wednesday.
www.npr.org
February 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
The Skanner, the largest Black community paper in the NW, has closed after 50 years. All their work online is gone, URL is a 404. They are Oregon Black History, they documented, advocated through decades of work in one of the whitest areas of the nation. This is so sad.
-Federal judge bars federal immigration officers in Oregon from arresting people they identify as immigrants without a warrant.
-Is Oregon ready for Waymos?
-The man accused of shooting two Portland cops let loose a nonsensical political tirade.
-Black-owned newspaper The Skanner shuts down.
Good Morning, News: Trump-Loving Suspect Indicted for Police Shooting, 2026 Winter Olympics Begin Friday, and Is Oregon Ready for Waymos?
If you appreciate the Mercury's interesting and useful news & culture reporting, consider making a small monthly contribution to support our editorial team. Your donation is tax-deductible. You ca...
www.portlandmercury.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM