Boga Haga
@boghag.bsky.social
I once had a few hundred followers for my humor & a few thousand for my cleavage. I see the humor folks have found me.
Eldest daughter. Tumbleweed.
Eldest daughter. Tumbleweed.
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Boga Haga
@boghag.bsky.social
· May 28
Hi new follows!
I can’t fix you.
I can’t fix you.
Valid. This is the same mental health assessment my therapist uses.
![Alert from Listification in my DMs.
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November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Valid. This is the same mental health assessment my therapist uses.
Online poker, sportsbetting & pop culture prop betting are all gamified get rich quick schemes. The system is a tax on poverty, it’s predatory. Designed to siphon off your money while you seek dopamine hits. Ruinous.
i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again
i can’t talk about sports gambling anymore without sounding like a crank but i do believe legalized sports gambling is like 15-20% responsible for our current dystopia
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Online poker, sportsbetting & pop culture prop betting are all gamified get rich quick schemes. The system is a tax on poverty, it’s predatory. Designed to siphon off your money while you seek dopamine hits. Ruinous.
Don’t mind me, just making some pin cushion dolls of resisters who use Monica Lewinsky for their misogyny and transphobic punchlines.
Now I need to buy more pins.
Now I need to buy more pins.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Don’t mind me, just making some pin cushion dolls of resisters who use Monica Lewinsky for their misogyny and transphobic punchlines.
Now I need to buy more pins.
Now I need to buy more pins.
I give great advice. Get a prenup.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I give great advice. Get a prenup.
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shit how do i turn this boat around
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
shit how do i turn this boat around
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No. That is not how science works. If you’re skeptical of someone’s findings, YOU REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT AND SEE IF YOU CAN REPLICATE THE OUTCOMES. If you can’t, THEN you can argue against them.
You can’t just argue on vibes only. GET IN THE LAB!
You can’t just argue on vibes only. GET IN THE LAB!
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
No. That is not how science works. If you’re skeptical of someone’s findings, YOU REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT AND SEE IF YOU CAN REPLICATE THE OUTCOMES. If you can’t, THEN you can argue against them.
You can’t just argue on vibes only. GET IN THE LAB!
You can’t just argue on vibes only. GET IN THE LAB!
A very nice man told me I look like Meryl Streep. This happens a lot. Suprise, I’m Meryl Streep.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A very nice man told me I look like Meryl Streep. This happens a lot. Suprise, I’m Meryl Streep.
FB Marketplace is where I list things for free and ten very excited people queue up to ghost me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
FB Marketplace is where I list things for free and ten very excited people queue up to ghost me.
The self-imposed male loneliness epidemic
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The self-imposed male loneliness epidemic
I had to put down my sweet old cat on Friday night. 20 years. We knew it would happen, it’s just that she was fine and in a matter of a few hours, she wasn’t. 20 years of a chatty, social little shadow.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I had to put down my sweet old cat on Friday night. 20 years. We knew it would happen, it’s just that she was fine and in a matter of a few hours, she wasn’t. 20 years of a chatty, social little shadow.
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Here is my full report at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
Trump admin goes to SCOTUS to try and stop order that it pay full SNAP benefits this month
DOJ asks the justices for an order by 9:30 p.m. Friday — as USDA was in the middle of completing its process for making full payments, under a court order to finish Friday.
www.lawdork.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Here is my full report at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/trump-admi...
I just finished my back taxes please clap.
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I just finished my back taxes please clap.
What music pairs well with back taxes? Motivate me Bsky.
November 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What music pairs well with back taxes? Motivate me Bsky.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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All I’m saying is a nice béarnaise sauce goes a long way in making questionable meat palatable.
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders
The richest man in the world will get hundreds of millions of new shares if he hits his targets.
bbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
All I’m saying is a nice béarnaise sauce goes a long way in making questionable meat palatable.
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Stop unfollowing me im hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stop unfollowing me im hilarious
Power company: your bill is 17% higher than this time last year, click here to see usage and how to lower your bill.
*click*
Power company: ahahaha you can’t do shit, we raised the price of electricity
*click*
Power company: ahahaha you can’t do shit, we raised the price of electricity
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Power company: your bill is 17% higher than this time last year, click here to see usage and how to lower your bill.
*click*
Power company: ahahaha you can’t do shit, we raised the price of electricity
*click*
Power company: ahahaha you can’t do shit, we raised the price of electricity
Hey single dads with USA citizen privilege, is it true most of you don’t have a clue where your kids birth certificates/ss and backup copies of ID are?
Could you even find your own birth certificate right now? Does your wife, mommy or an ex keep track of that for you?
What the shit, dudes.
Could you even find your own birth certificate right now? Does your wife, mommy or an ex keep track of that for you?
What the shit, dudes.
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hey single dads with USA citizen privilege, is it true most of you don’t have a clue where your kids birth certificates/ss and backup copies of ID are?
Could you even find your own birth certificate right now? Does your wife, mommy or an ex keep track of that for you?
What the shit, dudes.
Could you even find your own birth certificate right now? Does your wife, mommy or an ex keep track of that for you?
What the shit, dudes.
I had a mall job in college with a trick-or-treat event, I borrowed a jester costume. No face paint. A local meteorologist asked to interview me. Used a goofy 1993 special effect so I’d “materialize.”
“It’s a 100% chance of Sprinkles the Clown!”
Some damage can’t be undone. I joined a convent.
“It’s a 100% chance of Sprinkles the Clown!”
Some damage can’t be undone. I joined a convent.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I had a mall job in college with a trick-or-treat event, I borrowed a jester costume. No face paint. A local meteorologist asked to interview me. Used a goofy 1993 special effect so I’d “materialize.”
“It’s a 100% chance of Sprinkles the Clown!”
Some damage can’t be undone. I joined a convent.
“It’s a 100% chance of Sprinkles the Clown!”
Some damage can’t be undone. I joined a convent.
I have a fever with nothing other than a fever. Just me and a fever. 🥵
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have a fever with nothing other than a fever. Just me and a fever. 🥵
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the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the Pacific Northwest: uwu im just a smol bean frog pls don't hurt me
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
also the Pacific Northwest: you should kill yourself
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Pussy from a girl who’s giving away free kittens
October 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Pussy from a girl who’s giving away free kittens
Is your mom even histrionic if she didn’t leave her feral cat, an envelope of your baby teeth and no forwarding address?
October 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Is your mom even histrionic if she didn’t leave her feral cat, an envelope of your baby teeth and no forwarding address?
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I’m gonna disrespect my elders so hard.
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m gonna disrespect my elders so hard.
I’m gonna disrespect my elders so hard.
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m gonna disrespect my elders so hard.