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Boga Haga
@boghag.bsky.social
470 followers 430 following 1K posts
I once had a few hundred followers for my humor & a few thousand for my cleavage. I see the humor folks have found me.

Eldest daughter. Tumbleweed.
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Reminding you this is my favorite murder bird.
Photo of a mottled cream and brown Peregrine falcon staring menacingly, wings at side. Image license: free to share and use
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Valid. This is the same mental health assessment my therapist uses.
Alert from Listification in my DMs. [Redacted] has added you to the "Occasionally Funny" custom feed list.
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
boghag.bsky.social
I’ve only cried 4 times today. She was so cute.
A photograph of a grey and fawn tabby cat sitting on a bed looking over her shoulder.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
boghag.bsky.social
Would it be too Portland if I gave out full bags of Haribo gummy frogs to indoctrinate the youth for Halloween? Yes? Excellent. On it.
Close up of a Haribu frog gummy candy bag in orange with green writing. A green cartoon frog says “chewy!”” In a speech bubble.
October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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We need media literacy. Desperately.
October 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This was released by Turning Point Media. TPUSA. Yep. It’s propaganda to sow discord and look how well y’all are speed-spreading old footage.

The org advocates for conservative politics on high school, college, and university campuses. It was founded in 2012 by Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery.
October 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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She’s 20 🥹
A photo of the OP’s grey and fawn striped tabby cat, an old cat curled up on a poofy green floral print IKEA duvet.
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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My feeds provide endless entertainment. Also I had a sandwich for dinner. @hansf.bsky.social
Bluesky text of two posts that showed up together in a feed. FIREWORK • look at bio • she/her Bluesky Elder Ugh I want grilled cheese. Amy Lu she/her Bluesky Elder Why is that a grilled sandwich can be lunch or dinner but an ungrilled sandwich is only lunch?
September 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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No, but he’s this guy.
A Death By Toys parody action figure, “The F-king As-hole at a Party with a Guitar.” The action figure is a white man with a dark goatee and hair, in a blue hoodie and black jeans, holding an acoustic guitar accessory. Text from packaging: Hours of not fun. Will not shut the fuck up. CONTENTS: One (1) piece of shit with one (1) guitar and zero (0) talent.
September 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Verizon’s chat bot is made of ex boyfriends
A screenshot of a text message. OP says STOP in all caps Response: Sure thing, and I'm really sorry if you feel like I'm forcing anything on you. I am not going to make any changes to the account without your permission. I was just trying my best to help you get the most out of all the available offers. Are we connected? Verizon Msg: I apologize that our chat disconnected. Please chat us back at your earliest convenience.
August 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Oh this is nbd where you live? If you have central ac, that’s not the brag you think it is, friend.
Screenshot of AccuWeather temperature in greater Portland, OR. 102°f with a “real feel” of 106°
August 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Best friend energy
Screenshot of an iPhone message. Upper left corner is timestamped Today 5:36 PM. The text sent is the word anhedonia with two matching reaction emoji of a grinning face with 2 thumbs up.
August 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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🍤
Photo of a grey and brown tabby cat on white sheets curled into a position where her feet stick out so she looks like a shrimp
August 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
boghag.bsky.social
Did anyone have the DARE presentations with the drug identifying photos? How to ID The Weeds. The 80s were so unhinged.
A early 80’s DARE Program drug identification kit showing actual drugs and pills and paraphernalia in a black plastic locking tray. They brought the examples out for students. Street names of the drugs included. Photo lifted from an old Reddit.
August 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I’m not nice, don’t piss me off today.
Black and white grumpy stick figure meme holding a realistic medicine bottle with RX on the label. At the top it says “really? right in front of my mood stabilizer?”
August 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I told my doctor and she said:
A white alpaca at a county fair is laying down in it’s pen, turning towards the camera like it’s breaking the 4th wall. It has a funny expression and a long alpaca mullet. “Wut” is written in white letters.
August 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Post a random picture or everything will go wrong in August
A bag of small, hard, multicolor candies shaped like human dongs are packaged in a gold bag that says Suck a Bag of Dicks! In a classy way.
August 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Um.
A cream colored alpaca at a country fair. It is laying down. It has a mullet and a silly face looking straight at the camera. The word “Wut” is on the image.
July 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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This is my old, astral projecting, mostly taxidermy, skrunkly sweet baby.
A sleeping tabby cat curled up on white sheets
July 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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For when that weirdo blocks me, ✨context ✨
I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.... literally like sex and jokes are my material. friggin french @frigginfrench.bsky.social Winter is gonna hate your ass for it one day June 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM ... Boga Haga @boghag.bsky.social Who in the boomer coded fuck says that shit about a woman's kid? Good luck with that slut shaming psychfuckery. You've done nothing but out yourself as an embarassment.
June 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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My 18yo: Are you seeing this or am I tripping balls?

Me: welcome to Tacoma, Washington
Photo of a white truck on the interstate towing a giant salmon statue/prop
April 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I put him on my Moist Haggis Casings list 😊
Moist Haggis Casings List by @boghag.bsky.social You ended up here, so ask yourself why you would be on a list with rage bait, trolls, bot farms, the resister social club, status quo meme democrats, maga and other unserious assbarges and hot take accts.
April 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I was #232,085 so I should probably migrate over here.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #232,085, Jess of the Bog ‪@boghag.bsky.social‬, joined on Jul 3, 2023"
September 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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This is my getaway vehicle
The gray round rock in the sand with googlie-eyes from the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once.
August 2, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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You, Sir, are no Great Shape Ken.
Great Shape Ken from the 1980’s. He stands and looks good there is no purpose beyond that. He has a yellow Walkman, blue pants and a white shirt with blue and yellow stripes across his chest.
August 2, 2023 at 12:22 AM