Dean Ray Johnson ⚪
boardgametextbook.com
Dean Ray Johnson ⚪
@boardgametextbook.com
Indie video game, music, and board game nerd. AuDHD. Dedicated rulebook hater. Author of Every Board Game Rulebook is Awful.

www.youtube.com/@BoardGameTextbook
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I used to rewrite board game rulebooks as a hobby. I was getting good at it, but something still felt wrong about it.

Then I took grad school classes in technical writing.

And then I started to hate all rulebooks.

And I had to write 90 pages and a new rulebook about it.
Latest draft on my site.
boardgametextbook.com
okay, I mean, like, fuck you
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It was all... a pun... on wood for sheep...

Sometimes a pun makes me laugh. Sometimes a pun makes me groan. And rarely, a pun just makes me respect the level of work you put into it.
GAME ON! 😤🏀 We are THRILLED to announce our sponsorship of the Minnesota @timberwolves for the 2026 NBA season! This was a natural partnership alongside our MN headquarters and we cannot wait to start trading timber for wolves! A-wooo! 🪵🐺 #catan #nba #minnesotatimberwolves
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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“…walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something than the people who profess to like it.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Congrats! You made it to Saturday! It's time for a nice cozy autumnal #Connections #Puzzle just for you. Hope you enjoy it! connectionsplus.io/game/8EkrOH
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Board game edition
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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July 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
"by the makers of Dorfromantik"

no, dammit, how dare you
Star Birds is …

🤓 a puzzle game
🚀 in space
💎 manage resources
🏭 build a factory on asteroids
🐦 cater your bird crew
🌌 explore the unknown

A wholesome space journey by the makers of Dorfromantik and kurzgesagt ♥️

#pitchyagame
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I honestly love it. Always wondered about that weird apostrophe in the name.
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS

Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark

Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap

The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name

He did this six times

Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I have a new favorite part of my job.
November 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm not backing until I see the revised rulebook
Crokinole: Special Edition - all the crokinole boards ever released in one box
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
(pounding fists on the table) FAQs! FAQs! FAQs! FAQs! FAQs! FAQs! FAQs! FAQs! FAQs!
Hey, happy 30th birthday GameFAQs! Launched on November 5th, 1995!

The earliest scrape I can find on Wayback is December 1996, but I doubt the site changed much. But yes, here it is in its earliest days as the Video Game FAQ Archive!
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Wait, this is relevant.
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Amy's Dead-End Dreamhouse was terrifying and dread-inducing and it's absolutely worth picking up a Nebula trial to check it out
If you're holding off on getting a Nebula subscription, I got news for you--

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Now you can watch all of AMY'S DEAD-END DREAMHOUSE... for FREE, BABY!!!
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
Grammarly Rebrands Company as Superhuman, Introduces Superhuman Suite and Superhuman Go
Superhuman Platform delivers proactive, context-aware AI agents that work in the flow of work, wherever people work Grammarly today announced it is changing its company…
www.grammarly.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Nan mais y'a un moment quand on charge avec des T'au aussi faut pas s'étonner du résultat
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I got ready to leave. Pulled on my seatbelt. Felt a needle stab on my left shoulder. Heard a buzz in my left ear.

That dipshit wasp snuck back in the truck, landed on my shoulder, and freaked out and stung me when I tried to seatbelt it.

Never negotiate with terrorists.
I was sitting in the truck, eating yogurt and cereal, and this little monster wouldn't leave me alone. I gave in to terrorism and gave it a piece of cereal to leave me alone.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I was sitting in the truck, eating yogurt and cereal, and this little monster wouldn't leave me alone. I gave in to terrorism and gave it a piece of cereal to leave me alone.
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Hi, I hate doing self promo so I'll just say that this indie board game coverage channel that could is about to hit a milestone of sorts.

There is no skeet that can summarize who we are or what we do, but we do cool work and you should check us out. www.youtube.com/@NoPunIncluded
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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chipotle burger #comic
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time.

All are considered acceptable so go off.
November 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I don't remember anything about Age of Rivals except that I played it to death on mobile for a while. (Something about how two players both build X number of buildings and whoever does the best building combos wins.)

I didn't know there was a sequel, and I'll continue to not know that.
It's definitely got that AI sheen to it and sure enough:
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM