And those killer cacti

That logo looks like it belongs to a Vtuber agency that got caught driving its own talent into depression

WALLABY
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Bob + Meg + Pat + Rod was not a secret names combo 🤪

Cough
Rough
Bough
Dough

None of these words rhyme.

I was gonna say, are you gonna tell me that you're NOT terminally online enough to know what Nebula is?

Number one, absolutely nothing wrong with that

Number two, where do I get a Catan tote bag???

Possessed by the ghost of MF DOOM

Oh that immediately looks like my kinda thing

"if you can't play shmups correctly then how do you know how to design simulation games"

I dunno, how about if you don't write romance novels then how do you know how to write YouTube comments

The first one is fine. "Never waste ink" and "call back every detail" sounds like a recipe for not writing enough and writing too much at the same time.