BlueishMage
blueishmage.bsky.social
BlueishMage
@blueishmage.bsky.social
Dutchman on an anglo-centric internet.

Recently joined dreamwidth: blueishmage.dreamwidth.org
Wait, how's this different from having a script that posts 15000 new posts to create a notification bomb?
(Scenario after the most commonly suggested mitigation, "okay so notify people on edit": stalker/griefer can now trigger a 15,000 notification bomb by scripting edits to a post)
December 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I have this joke about Heracles, but every time I try telling it, it grows two lines for every line I tell.
I have a joke about Odysseus but it takes a long time to pay off.
I have a joke about Achilles but it's got some weak spots.
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!"
No thing beside remains.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
@profanity.accountant Let's see how well I've managed to contain the swears...
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Interesting. So the theory is “I’m not dismissing it, I’m finding it never existed.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Just sent out this piece. Over the last 30 years we have witnessed a repeat of one the great illusions of the pre-1914 world, that growing trade and interdependence makes war less likely, even "futile". It was a comforting fiction then and a very dangerous one now. open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
The Greatest Illusion
Trade Specialization Does Not Make War Less Likely And Cannot Be Undone Quickly
open.substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Hear me out: the Lord of the Rings soundtrack, but just five hours of Shire music with the occasional elven hymn thrown in.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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The bastard offspring of Eliza and Clippy.
October 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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If you and the Nazis hold the same opinions about Jews, why should I treat you with less contempt than I treat Nazis?
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Ruin a band with law

ABA
Ruin a band with law

FOIA Fighters
September 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Do this with your last two emojis

👍
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Do this with your last two emojis

👀
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Do this with your last two emojis

🐵
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September 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I posted a picture of chickens.
how did you piss of the tankies *again*
June 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Throwing this out there:

I’m down to <$100 in the bank and at best I won’t have any more “income” until the middle or end of next week. Likely job interview next week but nowhere to sleep.

So for once I’m actually open to mutual aid, contrary to my usual “it’s not urgent, help others first” stance
June 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Look, @ankarah.bsky.social , at what I came across whilst out cycling earlier today!
June 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Before watching, my guess: uncontrolled hydraulic mining.
What if you funneled Niagara Falls through a straw?

Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with
@minuteearth.bsky.social!

youtu.be/pfbzrrcQZjs
What if you funneled Niagara Falls through a straw?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
youtu.be
June 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
@northwind.bsky.social Saw this coming past on my skyline, unsure if it fits within what you can do, but I thought to pass it along nonetheless.
ISW is hiring a Communications & Publishing Associate!

Support the External Relations Team in the preparation and dissemination of research and analysis across external channels & the measurement and evaluation of ISW's audience impact and engagement metrics to inform communications strategy. 1/2
June 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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If anyone does want to donate to me keeping a roof over my head:

PayPal: paypal.me/WynnThornton
CashApp: $WynnThornton
June 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I think they only named it Bluesky because nobody would have ever remembered how to spell "Folie à Deuxsky"
May 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ups
ADD a letter and ruin a movie

Star Warts
ADD a letter and ruin a movie

The Princess Bridle
May 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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If you don't tell Russians their banks are about to fail, thet won't have those nasty bank runs that will bring down their already failing economy even faster.

So whatever you do, don't say, for example on Telegram, that Russia's banks are about to fail.

Or repost this post.
Meanwhile, Russia's Ministry of Internal affairs (i.e. police and FSB) wants to ban loans.

Huh?

eadaily.com/en/news/2025...
May 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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ai is popular almost entirely because non-programming industries never adopted GNU coreutils
May 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Friedrich Wilhelm Bessel had a modified pet dog of the second kind.
May 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM