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BlueishMage
@blueishmage.bsky.social
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Dutchman on an anglo-centric internet.

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blueishmage.bsky.social
You've just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
A cardboard box containing THE CAPSULE MACHINE, which the box describes as being intended For filling "00" capsules with powdered herbs and vitamins. The box is either dark green or brown, and photographed against a white background. The box has clearly been opened a lot of times, suggesting heavy use of THE CAPSULE MACHINE.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 AM
blueishmage.bsky.social
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DE RUSSISCHE FEDERATIE, zetelend te Moskou, Rusland, EISERES tot cassatie, hierna: de Russische Federatie, advocaten (aangewezen door de deken van de orde van advocaten in het arrondissement Den Haag op de voet van art. 13 Advocatenwet): A.H.M. van den Steenhoven en M.A.M. Wagemakers,
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed or haunted.
October 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Look, @ankarah.bsky.social , at what I came across whilst out cycling earlier today!
Three llamas grazing grass on a sunny day.
June 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Ongoing with that seed.

This 2048 implementation is inconveniently slow.
Screenshot from the 2048 game. The current score is 20,584. There is a 2048 tile in the top left corner, and the rest of the field is somewhat organised and half-empty.
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Spring? Sprung!
A pasture below a blue sky. The pasture is empty of livestock, but filled with flowers. In the background there's a forest. In the foreground there's a canal in which swim a swan and two coots.
April 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Has the fucking ghost block bug struck again?
A bluesky reply by profanity.accountant, showing that rahaeli has used 4158 profanities in her last 25032 posts. The record-holders are "fucking" (1666 times), "fuck" (546 times), and "shit" (434 times). The reply is to "a post", which is a hallmark of there being a block between the replier and the person replied to.
March 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Nope, stretched it over both of my monitors, still no change.
A screenshot of Bluesky, it is in dark more, very wide, and only the middle third contains more than plain dark grey.
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
A screenshot of the chat in Minecraft, reading: Set own game mode to Creative Mode BlueishMage has made the advancement [The End?] Teleported BlueishMage to 0.500000m 80.000000, 0.500000 Killed 118532 entities
February 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
The familiar tree law comic.
December 9, 2024 at 1:45 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from (whatever device you’re using) without explanation.
A cropped bit of a comic, showing two fearies, one of which shouts "booring!"
November 5, 2024 at 1:44 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Oh, they're into crypto, too. Why doesn't this surprise me...
Eligibility. NO PURCHASE OR PAYMENT OF ANY KIND IS NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN $5000 or 250 $APE. Open to anyone globally who enters their email on https://www.cimphony.ai/ (“Sweepstakes Landing Page”).
October 13, 2024 at 7:04 AM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Apparently, being within the first million users now counts as a Bluesky elder. 🤷‍♂️
Bluesky card showing that I am user number 906831, and joined on September eight, 2023.
September 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
They had a Europe one too! (My US map would be perfectly white.)
A schematic map of Europe, showing in which country I live and where I have stayed, visited, or passed through in different colours.
August 26, 2024 at 7:36 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Skeet by @jsx.bsky.social linked upthread.
May 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
@questauthority.bsky.social @lizardky.bsky.social That's an interesting combination of posts you put on my timeline, making me wonder about penalties for having carnal knowledge of punctuation!
Screenshot of two Bluesky posts. The upper one is from @questauthority.bsky.social and jokes on "Commafornication" in what appears to be a parody of the song Californication. The lower post is from @lizardky.bsky.social and reads "What penalty should there be for cruelty to the common apostrophe?"
March 29, 2024 at 12:39 PM
blueishmage.bsky.social
Well, that was fun. Finally got a true family-friendly and child-safe social-media platform to IPO. Think this was the fourth attempt. Thanks @mmasnick.bsky.social and team!

🛡️ #TrustAndSafetyTycoon
🏆 Won via IPO and stayed to grow Yapper
📈 Score: 1837
📏 Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐◾️
▶️ Play Now: trustandsafety.fun
The Trust and Safety Tycoon infobox, showing the company ethos as "Connect Humanity", the platform atmosphere as "Family Friendly". The CEO confidence is maximal, the conversation health pretty high. The "Friends and Family" conversation type is far more popular than the others.
October 24, 2023 at 10:59 AM