Hammargren
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Give us five bucks and we’ll make you feel good for 22 minutes
Squelch, by RIOT ORGY
5 track album
riotorgy.bandcamp.com
That’s ten minutes longer than we made you feel good for last time you gave us five bucks
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having my first panic attack in front of my entire school during an assembly complete with a guy yelling "yo, this dude is crying"
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
having my first panic attack in front of my entire school during an assembly complete with a guy yelling "yo, this dude is crying"
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one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
one of my goals for 2026 is to inundate pornhub with searches for “soup” so when they release that ”most searched for terms on pornhub” map, my state will say Soup
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Give us five bucks and we’ll make you feel good for 22 minutes
Squelch, by RIOT ORGY
5 track album
riotorgy.bandcamp.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Give us five bucks and we’ll make you feel good for 22 minutes
Watching 3 episodes of The Sopranos could fix me
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Watching 3 episodes of The Sopranos could fix me
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yeah it's honestly so wild! to me that the new york times circa 2019 is writing articles about how the internet is making kids trans meanwhile their writers are emailing The World's Most Well Known Child Sex Trafficker like "heyyy buddy,,,, how's it goin friend!"
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
yeah it's honestly so wild! to me that the new york times circa 2019 is writing articles about how the internet is making kids trans meanwhile their writers are emailing The World's Most Well Known Child Sex Trafficker like "heyyy buddy,,,, how's it goin friend!"
That’s ten minutes longer than we made you feel good for last time you gave us five bucks
Give us five bucks and we’ll make you feel good for 22 minutes
Squelch, by RIOT ORGY
5 track album
riotorgy.bandcamp.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That’s ten minutes longer than we made you feel good for last time you gave us five bucks
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This scene in Pink Floyd’s The Wall where Bob Hoskins eats a pineapple in the wrongest way possible is killing me
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
This scene in Pink Floyd’s The Wall where Bob Hoskins eats a pineapple in the wrongest way possible is killing me
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I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
July 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse
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Great job, everyone, we did it again
November 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Great job, everyone, we did it again
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
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Watching one more episode of ER tonight could fix me
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Watching one more episode of ER tonight could fix me
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It’s not a good day to be a Brooklyn Dodgers fan
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It’s not a good day to be a Brooklyn Dodgers fan
You could do *it* here
October 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You could do *it* here
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‘Do we give them shock collars or hold their families hostage? Do we kill the pilot who flies us to our secret bunker?’
The super-rich ‘preppers’ planning to save themselves from the apocalypse
Tech billionaires are buying up luxurious bunkers to survive a societal collapse they helped create, but like everything they do, it has unintended consequences
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
‘Do we give them shock collars or hold their families hostage? Do we kill the pilot who flies us to our secret bunker?’
I’ll leave you with what we all came to see
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’ll leave you with what we all came to see
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My wife and I are building an $80k $85k 2000 square-foot addition onto our house- and we’re doing it completely by ourselves. Framing, sheathing, roofing, doors, windows, flooring, plumbing, electrical, housewrap, kitchen, stairs, tile, trim, reverse bathtubs- everything but the concrete and siding
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My wife and I are building an $80k $85k 2000 square-foot addition onto our house- and we’re doing it completely by ourselves. Framing, sheathing, roofing, doors, windows, flooring, plumbing, electrical, housewrap, kitchen, stairs, tile, trim, reverse bathtubs- everything but the concrete and siding
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
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Boomers used to not be able to set the clock on their vcr and now we’re expecting them to know that video of a Dalmatian sliding down a fire pole is AI
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Boomers used to not be able to set the clock on their vcr and now we’re expecting them to know that video of a Dalmatian sliding down a fire pole is AI
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Sometimes I’m shocked to see fossils of wooly mammoths and think “wow, so they’re birds now”
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sometimes I’m shocked to see fossils of wooly mammoths and think “wow, so they’re birds now”
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Welcome all you new Bluesky users! We do things a little differently here, in order to get the blue check you have to go on to Bandcamp and pre-order our new ep. We aren’t sure why they built it that way, but thems the rules
Squelch, by RIOT ORGY
5 track album
riotorgy.bandcamp.com
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Welcome all you new Bluesky users! We do things a little differently here, in order to get the blue check you have to go on to Bandcamp and pre-order our new ep. We aren’t sure why they built it that way, but thems the rules
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ME: *been calling Bluesky posts just "posts" since forever*
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
December 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
ME: *been calling Bluesky posts just "posts" since forever*
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
NEWSKIE: Oh god, I hate "skeets", people should stop calling posts "skeets."
ME: They're called "skeets," and I will die on this hill. It's skeetin' time!
I had a good time actually existing this year at #wastelandweekend
October 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I had a good time actually existing this year at #wastelandweekend