A.B. Smart
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I sometimes post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free.
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https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
Bluesky’s premier reply guy
I sometimes post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free.
They/he 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
Use care when driving for the next month or two friends, wildlife populations surged the last couple of years and it’s roadkill season
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Use care when driving for the next month or two friends, wildlife populations surged the last couple of years and it’s roadkill season
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"truly it was out of curiosity"
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"truly it was out of curiosity"
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with all due respect, senator. shut your Excuse Hole
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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I get it. I have my own feelings.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
with all due respect, senator. shut your Excuse Hole
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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What’s your sports love language (head rubs, butt slap, chest bump)
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
What’s your sports love language (head rubs, butt slap, chest bump)
Thing about a mfer like me is, I’ll steal all your empty sketchbooks and notebooks and then not use them
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Thing about a mfer like me is, I’ll steal all your empty sketchbooks and notebooks and then not use them
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FYI- if one of your Thanksgiving recipes calls for caramelized onions, start those today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
FYI- if one of your Thanksgiving recipes calls for caramelized onions, start those today.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it says a lot about the average politician that this guy seems to expect that zohran mamdani only said what he said to get elected and doesn’t actually believe in anything
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
If the after-intro events of Final Fantasy X take place in a post-apocalyptic Spira 1000 years after the end of civilization and the subsequent rise in sea level and destruction of major cities, how do the people of the tiny island village of Besaid know what an Aurochs is when none remain extant
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If the after-intro events of Final Fantasy X take place in a post-apocalyptic Spira 1000 years after the end of civilization and the subsequent rise in sea level and destruction of major cities, how do the people of the tiny island village of Besaid know what an Aurochs is when none remain extant
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Games industry forces RTOs (often involving moving cities for a job that may not exist in a few months) because being in office together on zoom is just ~*so heckin valuable*~
but then replaces as many people as they can get away with with chatbots because the human connection doesn’t matter
Hmm!
but then replaces as many people as they can get away with with chatbots because the human connection doesn’t matter
Hmm!
November 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Games industry forces RTOs (often involving moving cities for a job that may not exist in a few months) because being in office together on zoom is just ~*so heckin valuable*~
but then replaces as many people as they can get away with with chatbots because the human connection doesn’t matter
Hmm!
but then replaces as many people as they can get away with with chatbots because the human connection doesn’t matter
Hmm!
It’s war then
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
It’s war then
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Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
We’re hiring!
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.
Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
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Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.
Workshopping a mashup between Mamdani and Mandate. All I’ve got so far is Man-Dani and Mom-Date
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Workshopping a mashup between Mamdani and Mandate. All I’ve got so far is Man-Dani and Mom-Date
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Black beans, tofu, rice, cheese, noodles are exceptionally cheap for their nutritional density and tastiness. They can be mixed and matched with any available veggies and a basic sauce more or less infinitely. Throw in a rotisserie chicken (usually cheaper than raw!) every now and again as a treat
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Black beans, tofu, rice, cheese, noodles are exceptionally cheap for their nutritional density and tastiness. They can be mixed and matched with any available veggies and a basic sauce more or less infinitely. Throw in a rotisserie chicken (usually cheaper than raw!) every now and again as a treat
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argh i would HATE it if i had a BEAUTIFUL ALOOF WIFE to HELP ME ACHIEVE SUCCESS. i would be so owned!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
argh i would HATE it if i had a BEAUTIFUL ALOOF WIFE to HELP ME ACHIEVE SUCCESS. i would be so owned!!
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mamdani is the model for future dem candidates and it can work in all 50 states. not the boring milquetoast candidates who refuse to take a position on hot button issues. they inspire nobody but dnc ad makers.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
mamdani is the model for future dem candidates and it can work in all 50 states. not the boring milquetoast candidates who refuse to take a position on hot button issues. they inspire nobody but dnc ad makers.
People, I hate to tell you this, but most of us on here are not lawyers, or political consultants, or even particularly bright
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
People, I hate to tell you this, but most of us on here are not lawyers, or political consultants, or even particularly bright