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A.B. Smart
@blobrights.bsky.social
I’m Andy

Bluesky’s premier reply guy

I sometimes post original art + writing, leftist screeds, bad puns, and unsolicited opinions. My work is completely AI-free.

They/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

https://www.ABSM.art/ <- short stories, contact info, blog
Cocaine fried his follicles lmao
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No joke, there are places in this country where you’re told all your life that people like that essentially don’t exist, unless what you “like” is awful to begin with
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In a sane world, there would be so many Zohrans running in local races that a few of them could lose and we would still come out better as a society
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
40 days of intense economic suffering and torturous discourse heaped onto their base, all so they could take the original deal because they want to go on vacation, is exactly par for the course for liberal American politics
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Heh oopsie nyan I’m such a Baka”
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
We did pretty good “regulation” when the rule was “don’t gamble”
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Gambling is totally easier to control when it’s legal, guys, you have to believe me, guys,
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
They did but it’s cold
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
They’re visibly awful men with minimal redeeming personality traits, their personal lives are a wasteland, they have few non-paid celebrity relationships and friendships. You hit the nail on the head tho, it’s the fact that they’re wearing the skin and faces of funnymen while being so gross
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM