Blake O'Hare
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Blake O'Hare
@blakeohare.bsky.social
Creator of Two Cans & String, Linked List webcomic, and a few programming languages.
Former Google/Microsoft.
Data Structures and Algorithms enthusiast. Currently an instructor and curriculum designer for @en.codechrysalis.io
"giddy up jingle horse" sounds like a slur.
December 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Quick! Get to the safety of the large white room!"
October 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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without additional context, at first i thought this was about Jane Goodall
❤️ Very excited & thrilled, also see the irony of sending in a woman to clean up the messes previous primates have ignored, allowed to continue.
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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No one has ever see a shutdown like this. Senators came to him, big manly men who didn't cry when their mothers died, with tears in their eyes, saying Sir...
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Found a counterfeit Starbucks on Google Maps, lol. Honestly, I wish I could visit it. maps.app.goo.gl/TsyzE6mBzWkC...
maps.app.goo.gl
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I let a goat from my local zoo run SQL commands against prod without protection and it nuked my data

The comments: have you tried this other much smarter goat
July 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers.

The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
July 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The original meme for reference. Also, you can claim it for yourself by calling 高信 Real Estate at this number, I suppose. Anyone want to pay me to open a Michaelsoft Binbows memorial museum/shrine?
June 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Today I made a pilgrimage to the old Michaelsoft Binbows building.
June 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A picture of central Tokyo from above.
April 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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This is my entire life
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Currently visiting America for the holidays. Here are some photos I took:
December 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I wrote down all my in-progress personal projects and the dependencies between them and I feel like I'm looking at the Civilization tech tree.
November 13, 2024 at 2:30 AM
It is I, Blake. Creator of TwoCans, some programming languages, and a webcomic that I used to update. What was it called? Something about Lists. Maybe I taught you computer science at some point.

As you can see I haven't started posting actively yet, but if that all sounds accurate, give a follow.
November 9, 2024 at 7:56 AM