ben
@bjtheunissen.bsky.social
programming, king gizz, and just straight chilling.
📍melbourne, australia, prior NYC.
💍❤️ @trippyloner.
📍melbourne, australia, prior NYC.
💍❤️ @trippyloner.
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Do they have to explain to Grok that Charlie Kirk died like how they had to tell Koko the ape about Robin Williams
Meanwhile AI is still a great advancement, congrats techbrahs
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Do they have to explain to Grok that Charlie Kirk died like how they had to tell Koko the ape about Robin Williams
Looking very ethereal sir very good
September 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Looking very ethereal sir very good
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CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen
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Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.
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SPLIT FICTION sold 1 MILLION units in its first 48 hours!!!
The love you all show for our game is overwhelming! 😍
Everyone here at Hazelight are beyond happy - and we can’t stop enjoying your amazing reactions! 🤩
#SplitFiction
The love you all show for our game is overwhelming! 😍
Everyone here at Hazelight are beyond happy - and we can’t stop enjoying your amazing reactions! 🤩
#SplitFiction
March 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
SPLIT FICTION sold 1 MILLION units in its first 48 hours!!!
The love you all show for our game is overwhelming! 😍
Everyone here at Hazelight are beyond happy - and we can’t stop enjoying your amazing reactions! 🤩
#SplitFiction
The love you all show for our game is overwhelming! 😍
Everyone here at Hazelight are beyond happy - and we can’t stop enjoying your amazing reactions! 🤩
#SplitFiction
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”
woke - Stephen Smith:
woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”
woke - Stephen Smith:
woke - Stephen Smith:
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Government workers when DOGE shows up.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Government workers when DOGE shows up.
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
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I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I wanna hear the Johnny Cash version
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The NYT article about Blake Lively’s lawsuit is incredible. Her director/costar’s PR team texting
“Holy shit, I can’t believe how well our evil plan to destroy this woman’s reputation is working! Thank god no one will ever read these text messages!”
back and forth to each other over and over
“Holy shit, I can’t believe how well our evil plan to destroy this woman’s reputation is working! Thank god no one will ever read these text messages!”
back and forth to each other over and over
December 21, 2024 at 7:55 PM
The NYT article about Blake Lively’s lawsuit is incredible. Her director/costar’s PR team texting
“Holy shit, I can’t believe how well our evil plan to destroy this woman’s reputation is working! Thank god no one will ever read these text messages!”
back and forth to each other over and over
“Holy shit, I can’t believe how well our evil plan to destroy this woman’s reputation is working! Thank god no one will ever read these text messages!”
back and forth to each other over and over
Finally, Republican policy I can support
Republicans seem to be very serious about sending Liz Cheney to jail.
https://newrepublic.com/post/189484/house-republicans-revenge-liz-cheney
https://newrepublic.com/post/189484/house-republicans-revenge-liz-cheney
House Republicans Set Their Sights on First Revenge Target
A new report reveals several grounds on which Republicans are preparing to punish Liz Cheney.
newrepublic.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Finally, Republican policy I can support
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don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
MrBeast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids for 100 hours for an upcoming video
December 18, 2024 at 7:04 PM
don't care. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
Godzilla Minus One is by far the best kaiju film created, shook at how good that was
December 13, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Godzilla Minus One is by far the best kaiju film created, shook at how good that was
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wait holy shit
im just going to say it: america needs a second year of luigi
December 9, 2024 at 10:18 PM
wait holy shit
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NYPD officer writing up a report of the evidence so far:
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 AM
NYPD officer writing up a report of the evidence so far: