ben
bjtheunissen.bsky.social
ben
@bjtheunissen.bsky.social
programming, king gizz, and just straight chilling.
📍melbourne, australia, prior NYC.
💍❤️ @trippyloner.
Armstrong has always been a massive, massive twat
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I hear a bit of Jesse Ventura in there too
October 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The dubious technology here is the Google Maps API, not their LLM, and Google Cloud has pretty sophisticated controls to limit spend so this is really just on OP for letting ChatGPT “vibe code” his app
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is incredible
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Australian football grand final a decade ago ended on a tie, they literally didn’t have a plan for if this happened so they just ended the game without overtime and held another final the following week with full priced tickets. Hilarious shit.
September 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I summoned the Hitmonlee-ass minion who punches very fast into the Cerberus fight and he basically two tapped him, not been able to reproduce but it was very funny
September 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Having more than one fake bench in the game is absolutely psychotic and I honestly have to hand it to them
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
As an Australian in Australia I who got woken up to this news by my American wife, insanely accurate.
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is virtually indistinguishable from a Dril post
August 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This is a UK law forcing them to do this, so bringing up that the company is US based is irrelevant
July 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Not to be still that guy more than a decade later but they really fumbled 3 with the star child nonsense, the conclusion of the genophage arc does save the game overall though.
July 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I accidentally unlocked it doing some Standard Orders and the cutscene took me out
June 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I think the friends requirement is overblown, I’m in a different timezone now from my usual gaming buddies and I managed to get to the nightlord on my first round with random (we got rinsed)
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“Too easy lol” king shit
May 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That’s Walton Goggins
May 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
that was incredible and a single weird turn is somehow an understatement. a magnificent 23 seconds
May 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I just moved back to Aus after spending 6 years in the US and I'm impressed at how quickly the sentiment turned after I was certain we were about to fuck it up (waste $4.3tn on nuclear?)
April 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“JUST TURN OFF DLSS AND TURN ON FAR, PROBLEM SOLVED.”

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April 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fuck yes Melbourne!
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM