Amanda
@bitingpanda.bsky.social
Just an old broad trying to find a reason to feel something again.
✨️🍑 ♐️♉️♐️ 🦋✨️
✨️🍑 ♐️♉️♐️ 🦋✨️
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It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
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Don’t tell me music doesn’t give you superpowers.
One time I listened to Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” on repeat for four hours straight and it gave me the ability to body check a dude who purposely moved to block the sidewalk when he saw me coming.
One time I listened to Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” on repeat for four hours straight and it gave me the ability to body check a dude who purposely moved to block the sidewalk when he saw me coming.
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Don’t tell me music doesn’t give you superpowers.
One time I listened to Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” on repeat for four hours straight and it gave me the ability to body check a dude who purposely moved to block the sidewalk when he saw me coming.
One time I listened to Beyoncé’s “Don’t Hurt Yourself” on repeat for four hours straight and it gave me the ability to body check a dude who purposely moved to block the sidewalk when he saw me coming.
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This made my heart flutter 🥹
Fuck Tinder.
Fuck Bumble.
Fuck all them dating apps.
Let’s get straight to it.
Fuck Bumble.
Fuck all them dating apps.
Let’s get straight to it.
September 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This made my heart flutter 🥹
Goddamn thugs. Of course behavior like this is going to escalate even the most peaceful protest to violence. And yet the peaceful will be blamed. Fuck this regime and the bullies who work for it.
September 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Goddamn thugs. Of course behavior like this is going to escalate even the most peaceful protest to violence. And yet the peaceful will be blamed. Fuck this regime and the bullies who work for it.
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Baby's first blep
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Baby's first blep
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The phone number for Sinclair Broadcast Group headquarters is 410-568-1500.
#IStandWithJimmyKimmel @jimmykimmel.com
#BoycottNexstar
#BoycottDisney
#BoycottSinclair
#BoycottABC
#BoycottHULU
#BoycottABCNetwork
#IStandWithJimmyKimmel @jimmykimmel.com
#BoycottNexstar
#BoycottDisney
#BoycottSinclair
#BoycottABC
#BoycottHULU
#BoycottABCNetwork
September 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The phone number for Sinclair Broadcast Group headquarters is 410-568-1500.
#IStandWithJimmyKimmel @jimmykimmel.com
#BoycottNexstar
#BoycottDisney
#BoycottSinclair
#BoycottABC
#BoycottHULU
#BoycottABCNetwork
#IStandWithJimmyKimmel @jimmykimmel.com
#BoycottNexstar
#BoycottDisney
#BoycottSinclair
#BoycottABC
#BoycottHULU
#BoycottABCNetwork
I may be a drop in the bucket but I don't have to financially contribute to their capitulation. Leave loudly.
#BoycottABCNetwork #BoycottDisney
#BoycottABCNetwork #BoycottDisney
September 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I may be a drop in the bucket but I don't have to financially contribute to their capitulation. Leave loudly.
#BoycottABCNetwork #BoycottDisney
#BoycottABCNetwork #BoycottDisney
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the one trick mods don’t want you to know
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the one trick mods don’t want you to know
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The CPAP machine stays on during sex...
No, seriously. It does.
No, seriously. It does.
September 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The CPAP machine stays on during sex...
No, seriously. It does.
No, seriously. It does.
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how’s rest in dick cheese? Is that better?
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
how’s rest in dick cheese? Is that better?
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my daughter brought home a gift bag from TK - that's Transitional Kindergarten, fyi - and this was inside ??? lmaoooo
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my daughter brought home a gift bag from TK - that's Transitional Kindergarten, fyi - and this was inside ??? lmaoooo
As if Elon's bullshit wasn't enough. 🤬
US to deploy National Guard to Memphis, Trump says reut.rs/3VgbYI2
US to deploy National Guard to Memphis, Trump says
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Friday that he would send National Guard troops to Memphis, Tennessee, to combat crime, following his administration's unprecedented police takeover in Washington, D.C. last month.
reut.rs
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As if Elon's bullshit wasn't enough. 🤬
I need my butt rubbed
I need my head rubbed
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I need my butt rubbed
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The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy.
And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.
And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The conversation we’re not ready to have yet is that having empathy for a white supremacist is part of what upholds white supremacy.
And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.
And by that measure alone, it fails to be empathy at all.
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“And then Vladimir said to me, he said, ‘You know, you’re not just a pretty face, you’ve got a real brain to go along with that smokin’ body,’ and I think, you know, I think he gets me, like he *sees* me in a way nobody else does. Not Melania, not those ingrates at Epstein Island. He gets me!”
Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting & have honest elections.' He said that to me because we talked about 2020. He said, 'you won that election by so much'"
August 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“And then Vladimir said to me, he said, ‘You know, you’re not just a pretty face, you’ve got a real brain to go along with that smokin’ body,’ and I think, you know, I think he gets me, like he *sees* me in a way nobody else does. Not Melania, not those ingrates at Epstein Island. He gets me!”
🎶 Driver, roll up the partition, please
I don't need you seeing Krasnov on his knees 🎶
I don't need you seeing Krasnov on his knees 🎶
August 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🎶 Driver, roll up the partition, please
I don't need you seeing Krasnov on his knees 🎶
I don't need you seeing Krasnov on his knees 🎶
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i legit wouldn't be surprised if texas introduced a bill in special session allowing people to hunt women for sport
August 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i legit wouldn't be surprised if texas introduced a bill in special session allowing people to hunt women for sport
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Congressman Flood, considering the $450 million being spent on the so-called ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ & ICE burning through $8.4 million daily on unlawful detentions, is there like, a fascism
subscription plan we signed up for? Or are we just being billed indefinitely for authoritarianism we didn’t
subscription plan we signed up for? Or are we just being billed indefinitely for authoritarianism we didn’t
August 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Congressman Flood, considering the $450 million being spent on the so-called ‘Alligator Alcatraz,’ & ICE burning through $8.4 million daily on unlawful detentions, is there like, a fascism
subscription plan we signed up for? Or are we just being billed indefinitely for authoritarianism we didn’t
subscription plan we signed up for? Or are we just being billed indefinitely for authoritarianism we didn’t
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Why fit in when you can be lonely and misunderstood?
August 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Why fit in when you can be lonely and misunderstood?
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Casts Mike Johnson's decision to cancel votes and flee in a somewhat different light. Would LOVE to know when he was informed that this was coming
www.wsj.com/politics/jus...
www.wsj.com/politics/jus...
July 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Casts Mike Johnson's decision to cancel votes and flee in a somewhat different light. Would LOVE to know when he was informed that this was coming
www.wsj.com/politics/jus...
www.wsj.com/politics/jus...
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You know how broken our political system is when a man who’s clearly deranged holds the highest office and the people who could remove him from that office continue to support him with gusto.
July 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You know how broken our political system is when a man who’s clearly deranged holds the highest office and the people who could remove him from that office continue to support him with gusto.
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BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
June 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, a federal court of appeals has ruled that Louisiana's law requiring the Ten Commandments to be displayed in all public school classrooms is unconstitutional.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
We’ll keep saying it: Public schools are not Sunday schools.
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It would be so great if Democratic Party elected officials would start acting as if they’re living under a government that will lawlessly kill or arrest them for the crime of political opposition.
June 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It would be so great if Democratic Party elected officials would start acting as if they’re living under a government that will lawlessly kill or arrest them for the crime of political opposition.
I've tried so hard not to start Grey's yet again.
I've watched all the dumb series about weird, thin, white women who may or may not murder their house guests.
But there's just no better mindless background comfort watch than Grey's.
I've watched all the dumb series about weird, thin, white women who may or may not murder their house guests.
But there's just no better mindless background comfort watch than Grey's.
June 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I've tried so hard not to start Grey's yet again.
I've watched all the dumb series about weird, thin, white women who may or may not murder their house guests.
But there's just no better mindless background comfort watch than Grey's.
I've watched all the dumb series about weird, thin, white women who may or may not murder their house guests.
But there's just no better mindless background comfort watch than Grey's.