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Public Emily
@birdlord.bsky.social
formerly of asofterworld.com
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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"Well, it's no Honky Cat." -- Me reacting to every song that isn't Honky Cat
January 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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www.patreon.com/posts/142110...
The story behind that comic and wednesday's adorable face
The world used to be softer: Wednesday's debut. | Joey Comeau
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October 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i dunno Pixel lady, if you need an AI agent to tell you to put flowers in water, you may already be beyond help
October 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine
September 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?

McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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(stepping out of the shadows with a switchblade) is this your switchblade? i found it in the shadows
August 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker.

*My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
August 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
me & the boys from the Prodigy getting our camping supplies for the weekend
August 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
July - 2025
Napoleon is master of Europe
Only the British fleet stands before him
Earthquakes are now weather
everyone is insane now
July 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
beating on, boats against the current is GOATed when being borne ceaselessly into the past is the vibe
July 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Hey is it bad if google AI search results stop people from leaving google dot com 99% of the time? All our news and information creators can survive just fine with one percent of their previous search traffic right? I’m sure it’s fine. www.404media.co/googles-ai-i...
July 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
thoughts and prayers finally deployed to their rightful target
July 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
18-month old at this playground has THE cuntiest little side part bob, the Alphas are going to bring back millennial style in a big way
July 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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1) decide to do a task

2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it”

3) look around for headphones

4) accept side quest from villager

5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg
December 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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[Arby’s CEO pointing to the bottom layer on a chart of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs]

Our beef sandwiches go here
Nvidia's CEO described AI as essential infrastructure in today’s world, comparable to electricity in its importance.
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
June 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM