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birdlord.bsky.social
Public Emily
@birdlord.bsky.social
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formerly of asofterworld.com
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me & the boys from the Prodigy getting our camping supplies for the weekend
box stating it contains 16 TWISTED fire starters and, what’s more, the word taint is featured so unnecessarily imo (claiming ´no food taint’ caused by the fire starters)
August 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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thoughts and prayers finally deployed to their rightful target
quote from newsletter « Although my thoughts and prayers do go out to Joe Rogan who was apparently tricked into voting for Donald Trump and now has some regrets. Specifically thoughts are that he's a mark and my prayers are for him to read a book. »
July 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
birdlord.bsky.social
when you are halfway through making the post and forget the word ‘couch’
marketplace post of a brown couch, with Chair/bed written underneath as the title of the post
April 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i feel like the implication here is not just “buy canadian” but “we refuse to even sell to americans”
instagram ad for cashmere toilet paper which states “you’ll find us in the washroom not the restroom” and shows the pack of TP superimposed over a gradient maple leaf
March 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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our man @kcg.bsky.social makes it to the hand painted “meme wall” at the local french school
This Is Fine dog painted on a cinder block wall, his speech bubble translated to “ça c’est correct”, Hellmo is visible to the left of frame
March 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
birdlord.bsky.social
describe your account in one Simpsons image
maggie simpson tagged with I’M A STUPID BABY paper sign while child protective services g-persons look on in concern
March 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
birdlord.bsky.social
i lol’d nedroid.com?700
panel1- don’t talk to me until i’ve had my coffee panel2- but after that, please talk to me a lot panel3- i’m VERY lonely
November 5, 2024 at 2:07 PM
birdlord.bsky.social
america runs on syrup
early morning highway with Dunkin cup
October 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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what with this and the eclipse i’m fixin to make an offering to Odin before the inevitable third Sky Thing happens
northern lights with moon and a scabby tree super pink and green northern lights!!!
May 11, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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now i’m only falling apart
eclipse corona over the sea with watchers and an 1800s cemetery in the foreground
April 8, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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(madonna voice) this used to be my sidewalk
ungodly snow heap covers sidewalk, guess i’ll walk in the street
February 8, 2024 at 12:44 AM
birdlord.bsky.social
Proust had his madeleines or whatever
the feeling of shoving barbie feet into these little plastic adidas sneakers has thrown me back to age 6
December 23, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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another Bikie headline today, now I’m wondering if there have been 1000s of this that i’ve just been flipping past, never letting the joy of Bikies into my life
photo of an australian news headline featuring Bikies, yes i took a picture of my laptop for this
October 3, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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défense de puncher l’air
naked man does the rare Double Albert Fist on a dont do this sign
September 28, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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yOu woulDN’t tAke a PHotO of the moOn…
extremely bright full moon on the horizon with trees and clouds
August 2, 2023 at 1:16 AM