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Remarkable but unmarketable
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man never lost his fastball, either
January 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Sorry Taz, Swerve is a home invader, under no circumstances do I “gotta hand it to em” 🤼
November 9, 2023 at 1:49 AM
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
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nightmarish
October 31, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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manager reading suggestions for the break room: this one says sharpening wheel for swords
guy in a leather jerkin: oh, that's a good one, who put that in
October 24, 2023 at 4:20 PM
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Here's your esoteric and weird comic for friday! more comics at kcgreenn.com
October 20, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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Twenty-five years ago today, Lucy Lawless hosted "Saturday Night Live." This one sketch she did burned itself into my brain.

I wrote about it once. It's still, maybe stupidly, one of the things I am most proud of.

Happy birthday, "Stevie Nicks' Fajita Roundup." www.theringer.com/music/2020/5...
The Story of How ‘Saturday Night Live’ Made the "Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup" Sketch
In 1998, Lucy Lawless brought down Studio 8H with an impression of the Fleetwood Mac frontwoman imagined as the owner of a bad Mexican restaurant. The sketch is not one of ‘SNL’s’ most famous, b...
www.theringer.com
October 17, 2023 at 1:34 PM
“I was just thinking how weird it is we eat eat birds.”
what are some 30 rock jokes that will stick with you forever?
they sold the E to samsung. they’re samesung now
October 15, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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The 80’s were wild, man.
October 14, 2023 at 10:06 PM
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October 14, 2023 at 3:40 PM
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who called it mrs. doubtfire and not don’t tell mom the babysitter’s dad
October 14, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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Blue Painting by Vasily Kandinsky, 1924

https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137152
October 12, 2023 at 4:55 AM
Man, where was this when I was making flyers for house shows.
October 12, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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if you share screenshots on here of some random ben shapiro knockoff saying nazi shit on X The Everything App and your comment is anything short of “i am outside his house right now with a tommy gun” that’s a block
October 12, 2023 at 2:58 AM
October 11, 2023 at 1:18 PM
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Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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“Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.”
October 10, 2023 at 10:09 AM
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Little Accents by Vasily Kandinsky, 1940

https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137937
October 9, 2023 at 10:47 PM
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The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.
October 2, 2023 at 2:30 PM
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Yellow Accompaniment by Vasily Kandinsky, 1924
September 30, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Recreating the Achewood Comic Sans strip but with the guy who invented car alarms.
September 27, 2023 at 5:18 PM
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September 24, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Still Life: Fruit Dish and Pitcher by Pablo Picasso, 1937
September 23, 2023 at 4:24 AM