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Nope, but eventually you will drop the mask as well, and let them know what you truly think when they do stupid shit like this.
I have a question for ladies of a certain age and above.
I'm in my mid-50s. Will I ever be old enough that men stop explaining things to me?
I'm in my mid-50s. Will I ever be old enough that men stop explaining things to me?
July 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Nope, but eventually you will drop the mask as well, and let them know what you truly think when they do stupid shit like this.
How have I lived this long and never seen this masterpiece?
love Ginger Minge but this is the definitive best impression of Reba thats ever happened
SNL Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide ft. Reba McEntire - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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July 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
How have I lived this long and never seen this masterpiece?
And for those yelling "disgusting" or what have you over the crazy price on this bag - Jane Birkin is dead, and she sold this many years ago in an auction to raise money for charity. Redirect your hate.
And I'm just glad that Lauren Sanchez didn't get it, hahahahaha!
And I'm just glad that Lauren Sanchez didn't get it, hahahahaha!
a man is rollerblading on a sidewalk with the words `` haters gonna hate '' written on the bottom .
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July 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
And for those yelling "disgusting" or what have you over the crazy price on this bag - Jane Birkin is dead, and she sold this many years ago in an auction to raise money for charity. Redirect your hate.
And I'm just glad that Lauren Sanchez didn't get it, hahahahaha!
And I'm just glad that Lauren Sanchez didn't get it, hahahahaha!
Honestly? I think it would have gone for more if they hadn't taken the stickers off of it. But I love a beat up Birkin way more than the ones that never get used.
They should come out with the long strap again! Some of us carry our lives, and the crook of your elbow can only take so much weight.
They should come out with the long strap again! Some of us carry our lives, and the crook of your elbow can only take so much weight.
The original Hermès Birkin bag that was designed for the actress Jane Birkin was sold at auction in Paris on Thursday for more than $10 million. nyti.ms/3GikmD1
July 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Honestly? I think it would have gone for more if they hadn't taken the stickers off of it. But I love a beat up Birkin way more than the ones that never get used.
They should come out with the long strap again! Some of us carry our lives, and the crook of your elbow can only take so much weight.
They should come out with the long strap again! Some of us carry our lives, and the crook of your elbow can only take so much weight.
You didn't need to call me out like that.
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Welcome to ADHD Grammar (since every thought comes with exciting bonus content), friends!
Welcome to ADHD Grammar (since every thought comes with exciting bonus content), friends!
July 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You didn't need to call me out like that.
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happy last day of pride month. straights, you have till the end of the day to make Aunt Ida proud
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
happy last day of pride month. straights, you have till the end of the day to make Aunt Ida proud
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis
So much thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
So much thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
June 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis
So much thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
So much thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
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I’ve never been so sure that a good part of the Hakeem Jeffries/dem bashing is an op after seeing what I have seen in the past hour. I’m going to be even more active in blocking accounts.
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a red sign that says blocked in black letters
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June 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’ve never been so sure that a good part of the Hakeem Jeffries/dem bashing is an op after seeing what I have seen in the past hour. I’m going to be even more active in blocking accounts.
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I mean, not that he needs my paltry amplification, but I'm with Talib Kweli on this one.
@joseanything.bsky.social Hakeem Jeffries is a Black man from the same place I'm from. He has faced struggles that your racist brain could never comprehend. I highly disagree with him on issues like Israel, AND I show him love. Fuck how you feel about that. Fuck your opinions. We ain't your slaves.
June 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I mean, not that he needs my paltry amplification, but I'm with Talib Kweli on this one.
This description of Jeff Bezos is one for the ages!
I don't know anything about fashion, so I'll just add that he looks like if Paul Shaffer died, was respectfully embalmed and buried, remained underground for about three months, and was then resurrected by a D&D necromancer.
June 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This description of Jeff Bezos is one for the ages!
"One 9/11 a day" was also used as a measurement during the height of COVID-19.
It's both vivid and disturbing to see it as a unit of measurement.
It's both vivid and disturbing to see it as a unit of measurement.
2.977 people died on 9/11.
The daily quote for ICE is 3000.
I think putting it in terms like that puts it into perspective.
They want one 9/11 every day.
The daily quote for ICE is 3000.
I think putting it in terms like that puts it into perspective.
They want one 9/11 every day.
June 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"One 9/11 a day" was also used as a measurement during the height of COVID-19.
It's both vivid and disturbing to see it as a unit of measurement.
It's both vivid and disturbing to see it as a unit of measurement.
More than a little. It's both gross and tacky as fuck!
June 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
More than a little. It's both gross and tacky as fuck!
Hahahaha, I hope to shit that their ultra expensive planners told them "a little rain is good luck on your wedding day" or some bullshit like that
June 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hahahaha, I hope to shit that their ultra expensive planners told them "a little rain is good luck on your wedding day" or some bullshit like that
After this past week, I think everyone needs a dose of the Top 5 Dogs of the Week. Maybe watch it on an endless loop!
June 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
After this past week, I think everyone needs a dose of the Top 5 Dogs of the Week. Maybe watch it on an endless loop!
Old person here. Yeah, we're fucked.
We're about to revisit the "First day, day after, and decade after" theory of living under the threat of terrorism.
We're about to revisit the "First day, day after, and decade after" theory of living under the threat of terrorism.
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Old person here. Yeah, we're fucked.
We're about to revisit the "First day, day after, and decade after" theory of living under the threat of terrorism.
We're about to revisit the "First day, day after, and decade after" theory of living under the threat of terrorism.
This should be core curriculum history for all Marylanders
wish the show drunk history was still around so I could tell the Cal Ripken Jr punching Kevin Costner for sleeping with his wife, and hurting his hand, so the Orioles act like they had a power outage, and cancel the game, so his streak could stay alive story
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This should be core curriculum history for all Marylanders
It's Friday, why not help someone out and make the world a tiny bit better place? And then go have a beer to celebrate.
June 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's Friday, why not help someone out and make the world a tiny bit better place? And then go have a beer to celebrate.
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Relentless #critterposting is slowly turning my discover algorithm into languages i cant speak
June 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Relentless #critterposting is slowly turning my discover algorithm into languages i cant speak
This truly captures the spirit of my pooch. She makes this face when there are thunderstorms too
cant see me
#critterposting
#critterposting
June 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This truly captures the spirit of my pooch. She makes this face when there are thunderstorms too
I studied art history and this is ART, y'all. My dog immortalized!
June 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I studied art history and this is ART, y'all. My dog immortalized!
Beyond my extreme dislike of Musk....they really don't seem to be improving their launch record, right?
Although I imagine this was cool to watch if you were on ketamine
Although I imagine this was cool to watch if you were on ketamine
“SpaceX is happy to introduce its newest consultant, Michael Bay.”
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
June 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Beyond my extreme dislike of Musk....they really don't seem to be improving their launch record, right?
Although I imagine this was cool to watch if you were on ketamine
Although I imagine this was cool to watch if you were on ketamine
I've recently started feeding the wild birds in my neighborhood and I love them. Things I have quickly realized:
1. I've set everything up all wrong
2. Birds shit EVERYWHERE
3. If I fill the feeders late, shit gets real
1. I've set everything up all wrong
2. Birds shit EVERYWHERE
3. If I fill the feeders late, shit gets real
a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field .
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June 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I've recently started feeding the wild birds in my neighborhood and I love them. Things I have quickly realized:
1. I've set everything up all wrong
2. Birds shit EVERYWHERE
3. If I fill the feeders late, shit gets real
1. I've set everything up all wrong
2. Birds shit EVERYWHERE
3. If I fill the feeders late, shit gets real
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I can’t rule out the possibility that Based Mike Lee is protecting the Minnesota shooter
June 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I can’t rule out the possibility that Based Mike Lee is protecting the Minnesota shooter
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The emperor has no crowds
June 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The emperor has no crowds