Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
Making #art #scifi and #problems. Former dog inventory specialist. Edging 40. Icon by me.
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Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
· Jun 15
You can just skeet Dune (1984). Nobody can stop you.
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know, then, that the year is 10,191.
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Playing Kenshi as a cozy farming/romance sim
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Playing Kenshi as a cozy farming/romance sim
I was trying to figure out how to say this all morning
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I was trying to figure out how to say this all morning
SAMURAI PEPYS: Decapitated a peasant who did not move out of my path. Thence to the office at 2 o'the clock and work until 4
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
SAMURAI PEPYS: Decapitated a peasant who did not move out of my path. Thence to the office at 2 o'the clock and work until 4
Making myself cry laughing at the idea of a porno that's just a bunch of Japanese men in business attire evaluating whether a new sex act meets the stringent requirements for patent protection. "ehhh, but is a Feel Boss really that different from a Niagara Barrel Roll?" "it's completely different!"
im probably picking the tokyo patent office jav and Homo: A Star Fuck Story
what are you guys picking from the criterion goon closet
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Making myself cry laughing at the idea of a porno that's just a bunch of Japanese men in business attire evaluating whether a new sex act meets the stringent requirements for patent protection. "ehhh, but is a Feel Boss really that different from a Niagara Barrel Roll?" "it's completely different!"
Reading Neuroplast tonight. It's time
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reading Neuroplast tonight. It's time
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Does everyone remember the time he decided to stream a video game and it rapidly became obvious that he pays someone to play videogames for him and this was his first time actually playing himself
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Does everyone remember the time he decided to stream a video game and it rapidly became obvious that he pays someone to play videogames for him and this was his first time actually playing himself
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ATTN: SUBMISSIONS FOR THE NEXT @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social ANTHOLOGY OPEN DECEMBER 1ST.
EVERYTHING IS FINE. NOTHING IS WRONG. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA.
Start planning your submission to LIE MACHINE now!!
ironcircus.com/lie-machine/
EVERYTHING IS FINE. NOTHING IS WRONG. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA.
Start planning your submission to LIE MACHINE now!!
ironcircus.com/lie-machine/
November 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ATTN: SUBMISSIONS FOR THE NEXT @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social ANTHOLOGY OPEN DECEMBER 1ST.
EVERYTHING IS FINE. NOTHING IS WRONG. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA.
Start planning your submission to LIE MACHINE now!!
ironcircus.com/lie-machine/
EVERYTHING IS FINE. NOTHING IS WRONG. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA.
Start planning your submission to LIE MACHINE now!!
ironcircus.com/lie-machine/
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Trying to de-stress and it's been a while, so I wanted to draw some cozy mech #walkingWorld stuff.
I always have a hard time coming up with ideas, so I guess this is also idea-coming-up-with practice.
I always have a hard time coming up with ideas, so I guess this is also idea-coming-up-with practice.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Trying to de-stress and it's been a while, so I wanted to draw some cozy mech #walkingWorld stuff.
I always have a hard time coming up with ideas, so I guess this is also idea-coming-up-with practice.
I always have a hard time coming up with ideas, so I guess this is also idea-coming-up-with practice.
I got an apple watch but the little worm who's supposed to pop out and tell me the time joined a union with coconut crabs and those little birds that dig holes in cacti and they're on strike until the crabs get maternity leave
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I got an apple watch but the little worm who's supposed to pop out and tell me the time joined a union with coconut crabs and those little birds that dig holes in cacti and they're on strike until the crabs get maternity leave
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fifty years to the day since the Edmund Fitzgerald went down and was immortalized in song forever
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
fifty years to the day since the Edmund Fitzgerald went down and was immortalized in song forever
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
"Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric
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Half of the Earth Defense Force mission descriptions are like "team up with the sniper squad for this operation" and the other half are like
"Hey, you've seen it too haven't you? The sorrow in the dredges of despair? Whether we make it to tomorrow depends on you, and buddy, that's a bet I'll take"
"Hey, you've seen it too haven't you? The sorrow in the dredges of despair? Whether we make it to tomorrow depends on you, and buddy, that's a bet I'll take"
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Half of the Earth Defense Force mission descriptions are like "team up with the sniper squad for this operation" and the other half are like
"Hey, you've seen it too haven't you? The sorrow in the dredges of despair? Whether we make it to tomorrow depends on you, and buddy, that's a bet I'll take"
"Hey, you've seen it too haven't you? The sorrow in the dredges of despair? Whether we make it to tomorrow depends on you, and buddy, that's a bet I'll take"
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SOME GOOD NEWS, FINALLY
I might cry
I might cry
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
SOME GOOD NEWS, FINALLY
I might cry
I might cry
okay, seriously: if we were to corral this, would anyone be interested in contributing? Here is the google form:
forms.gle/m2V4j4cDvwNu...
forms.gle/m2V4j4cDvwNu...
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
One of my favorite adult performers is getting a full-back tattoo of the Witch King of Angmar riding his Nazgul. YEAR OF THE RING BABY LET'S FUCKING GO
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
One of my favorite adult performers is getting a full-back tattoo of the Witch King of Angmar riding his Nazgul. YEAR OF THE RING BABY LET'S FUCKING GO
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woah today's the day
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
woah today's the day
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So tired of asking for help, but let's go again.
We are totally out of money after paying bills and rent is still due. Any help is appreciated!🖤 Your support gets:
- Any amount gets a steam key
- $50+ gets you a portrait in-game
- $200 gets your OC as a playable character
ko-fi.com/2dchaos/goal...
We are totally out of money after paying bills and rent is still due. Any help is appreciated!🖤 Your support gets:
- Any amount gets a steam key
- $50+ gets you a portrait in-game
- $200 gets your OC as a playable character
ko-fi.com/2dchaos/goal...
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So tired of asking for help, but let's go again.
We are totally out of money after paying bills and rent is still due. Any help is appreciated!🖤 Your support gets:
- Any amount gets a steam key
- $50+ gets you a portrait in-game
- $200 gets your OC as a playable character
ko-fi.com/2dchaos/goal...
We are totally out of money after paying bills and rent is still due. Any help is appreciated!🖤 Your support gets:
- Any amount gets a steam key
- $50+ gets you a portrait in-game
- $200 gets your OC as a playable character
ko-fi.com/2dchaos/goal...
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Join the Party fighting back: wfpus.org/JoinUs
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Join the Party fighting back: wfpus.org/JoinUs
Once again learning to code purely out of frustration with a badly buggy porn mod
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Once again learning to code purely out of frustration with a badly buggy porn mod
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seems like the easier solution is to give everyone free healthcare and pay for it by like buying 17 less missiles or taxing 53 dudes 1.8 percent more
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
seems like the easier solution is to give everyone free healthcare and pay for it by like buying 17 less missiles or taxing 53 dudes 1.8 percent more
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Just thinking about this scene today
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Just thinking about this scene today