Bergamot Jones
@bergamohjones.bsky.social
Making #art #scifi and #problems. Former dog inventory specialist. Edging 40. Icon by me.
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Great scot, the experiment worked!!!
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Great scot, the experiment worked!!!
Have you heard about the Dark Elves?
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Have you heard about the Dark Elves?
The exception is chess boxing, which should be conducted in deep sea diving power armor
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The exception is chess boxing, which should be conducted in deep sea diving power armor
I could never figure out liquid eyeliner (I always just made a mess) but I tried the knife trick and IT WORKS
October 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I could never figure out liquid eyeliner (I always just made a mess) but I tried the knife trick and IT WORKS
"Is that the—"
"The Friends tie-in black cotton boyshort panties? Yes."
"The Friends tie-in black cotton boyshort panties? Yes."
October 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Is that the—"
"The Friends tie-in black cotton boyshort panties? Yes."
"The Friends tie-in black cotton boyshort panties? Yes."
I just want to highlight one paragraph.
It appears that the government of America still hasn't figured out that you can save a jpg.
It appears that the government of America still hasn't figured out that you can save a jpg.
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just want to highlight one paragraph.
It appears that the government of America still hasn't figured out that you can save a jpg.
It appears that the government of America still hasn't figured out that you can save a jpg.
@lowpolyrobot.bsky.social System normal: all fucked up
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@lowpolyrobot.bsky.social System normal: all fucked up
That's a liter and a half of soup precursors, baby
October 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
That's a liter and a half of soup precursors, baby
The same businesses that complained until the safe drug consumption site got shut down are now complaining about people consuming drugs unsafely in public.
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The same businesses that complained until the safe drug consumption site got shut down are now complaining about people consuming drugs unsafely in public.
Quote how you paint dark skin!
September 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Quote how you paint dark skin!
Video game shelf dressing-ass magazines
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Video game shelf dressing-ass magazines
Despite the name, Sloe Liqueur tastes like unsweetened mashed ube.
September 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Despite the name, Sloe Liqueur tastes like unsweetened mashed ube.
Quote skeet with a dramatic black & white photo of you.
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Quote skeet with a dramatic black & white photo of you.
@angusburgers.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.
September 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@angusburgers.bsky.social Saw this and thought of you.
I have to bring a rotary metal cutting tool to work tomorrow so please enjoy this image that looks like I just heard about a Certain Website
September 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have to bring a rotary metal cutting tool to work tomorrow so please enjoy this image that looks like I just heard about a Certain Website
Can paper suffer? Tech CEOs wonder if the invention of writing is history's greatest atrocity
August 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Can paper suffer? Tech CEOs wonder if the invention of writing is history's greatest atrocity
Side-by side sketches to show how i adjusted a pose to get a cleaner silhouette; making sure key details aren't crowded or overlapping helps viewers "read" an image quickly.
Plus, when I'm working out a pose, I draw the hand first and then figure out where the arm has to be to get it there. #art
Plus, when I'm working out a pose, I draw the hand first and then figure out where the arm has to be to get it there. #art
August 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Side-by side sketches to show how i adjusted a pose to get a cleaner silhouette; making sure key details aren't crowded or overlapping helps viewers "read" an image quickly.
Plus, when I'm working out a pose, I draw the hand first and then figure out where the arm has to be to get it there. #art
Plus, when I'm working out a pose, I draw the hand first and then figure out where the arm has to be to get it there. #art
It's kind of hilarious how much transit infrastructure in Ottawa is just like "We should build this bus/train line below ground level, to reduce noise pollution." "I see no issue with that, let's dig." *Sticks shovel one centimeter into ground* *CLONG* "... Is that fucking bedrock?"
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's kind of hilarious how much transit infrastructure in Ottawa is just like "We should build this bus/train line below ground level, to reduce noise pollution." "I see no issue with that, let's dig." *Sticks shovel one centimeter into ground* *CLONG* "... Is that fucking bedrock?"
This is Geordie erasure
August 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is Geordie erasure
This is why Chiitan is the only celebrity I respect.
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is why Chiitan is the only celebrity I respect.
Fun fact: it's your legal right as a Canadian to send mail to your representatives in the Senate and House of Commons. You don't even need a stamp.
![Members of Parliament
List of Members of Parliament
Addresses for Members of Parliament
Members by Constituencies
Mail may be sent postage-free to any Member of Parliament at the following address:
[Name of Member of Parliament]
House of Commons
Ottawa, Ontario
Canada
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August 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fun fact: it's your legal right as a Canadian to send mail to your representatives in the Senate and House of Commons. You don't even need a stamp.
