See, THAT'S funny. 😂

"Shit, I spilled coffee on the patent diagram" "I'll clean it up with my shirt!" "Yasuko, first of all, that would destroy the paper. We'll have to hang it up to dry. Secondly, I've already talked to you about the office dress code."

Before anyone asks, the fig wasps are anti-union. Which, y'know, explains a lot

Friends are telling me that there's a second kind of apple watch but frankly it doesn't sound better and I'd rather support a union business

The tragedy is that the horses can't manipulate high-end gaming pcs with their hooves so that money just piles up in their savings accounts

It looks sick, too (nsfw warning for bare back): x.com/GothCharlott...