Ben Schrager, but he’s thankful now
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Sometimes acting in plays, sometimes writing them.
Go Birds, Go Phils, fuck TERFs
I was bad at Twitter, now I get to be bad this.
Go Birds, Go Phils, fuck TERFs
I was bad at Twitter, now I get to be bad this.
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Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their — and their children’s — socks before bed. The theory is that the potato draws out toxins.
However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
However, experts warn against relying on folk remedies over medical care.
No, putting a potato in your sock will not cure a cold
TikTokers are placing slices of raw potatoes in their — and their children’s socks — overnight to cure illnesses.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Jaylen Brown gets away with murder, jfc.
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Jaylen Brown gets away with murder, jfc.
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Eagles being an analytics heavy team is funny given that Nick Sirianni looks and acts like a guy who cannot do math.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The Eagles being an analytics heavy team is funny given that Nick Sirianni looks and acts like a guy who cannot do math.
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The Eagles are 7-2 with tiebreakers over the Rams, Packers, and Bucs and I feel like someone could still be fired tomorrow morning.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The Eagles are 7-2 with tiebreakers over the Rams, Packers, and Bucs and I feel like someone could still be fired tomorrow morning.
I’ve changed my mind, best game of the year
Game comes down to a 4th and 1 for Green Bay and they don’t have a play to convert.
Poetry.
Poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’ve changed my mind, best game of the year
Game comes down to a 4th and 1 for Green Bay and they don’t have a play to convert.
Poetry.
Poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Game comes down to a 4th and 1 for Green Bay and they don’t have a play to convert.
Poetry.
Poetry.
I love how Hunt almost gave the ref a broken jaw on that tackle celebration
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I love how Hunt almost gave the ref a broken jaw on that tackle celebration
This is some Sod Father-ass bullshit
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is some Sod Father-ass bullshit
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Maybe the alarmists aren't alarmists, maybe they just know more about human beings and what drives purely evil people while you're still thinking there's hope for a guy who was willing to shut down the country to hide his dealings with a pedophile and sent a mob to attack the Capitol.
The Trump administration on Monday said it still wants the Supreme Court to block lower court decisions requiring it to pay full food assistance benefits to about 42 million Americans who rely on the nation’s largest anti-hunger program.
Trump administration wants Supreme Court to intervene in SNAP fight again
The battle over funding for the nation’s largest anti-hunger program has left millions wondering how they will afford food.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Maybe the alarmists aren't alarmists, maybe they just know more about human beings and what drives purely evil people while you're still thinking there's hope for a guy who was willing to shut down the country to hide his dealings with a pedophile and sent a mob to attack the Capitol.
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How badly do you have to have screwed up for Indivisible to say "Actually, no, divisible"?
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
How badly do you have to have screwed up for Indivisible to say "Actually, no, divisible"?
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Chuck Schumer is either allowing eight of his colleagues to be the sin eaters who take the blame for passing this shutdown deal, or he’s genuinely powerless to hold his conference together. Either way, he should be out of leadership tomorrow morning.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Chuck Schumer is either allowing eight of his colleagues to be the sin eaters who take the blame for passing this shutdown deal, or he’s genuinely powerless to hold his conference together. Either way, he should be out of leadership tomorrow morning.
Pittsburgh deserves this game after giving the world John Fetterman.
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Pittsburgh deserves this game after giving the world John Fetterman.
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They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,
Say what you will about Pelosi, if you fucked up a fight like this under her leadership, you were worried about getting buried in concrete w/ Jimmy Hoffa. At best, Schumer is so weak that the defectors don’t fear retaliation, and more likely, Schumer WANTS them to defect. His career is fucking toast
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Say what you will about Pelosi, if you fucked up a fight like this under her leadership, you were worried about getting buried in concrete w/ Jimmy Hoffa. At best, Schumer is so weak that the defectors don’t fear retaliation, and more likely, Schumer WANTS them to defect. His career is fucking toast
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chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough
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They couldn’t even give the base one fucking week of enthusiasm
Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
They couldn’t even give the base one fucking week of enthusiasm
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Happy NFL Sunday, everyone
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Happy NFL Sunday, everyone
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vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
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SNAP funds will be paid in full, proving that the USDA was always capable of paying the full November benefit.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
SNAP funds will be paid in full, proving that the USDA was always capable of paying the full November benefit.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
Remember that the Trump admin chose to let people go hungry.
They chose not to fund SNAP until a court forced their hand.
They chose cruelty and pain.
This game is the football equivalent of finding moldy tomato sauce in the fridge and not being able to resist opening the jar for a sniff.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This game is the football equivalent of finding moldy tomato sauce in the fridge and not being able to resist opening the jar for a sniff.