Benny the Dirty Mocha
@bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social
I Draw, I Drink Coffee and I Drop It Like It's Hot!
Caribbean
Times are hard and I'm up for whoring myself out*
*Doing drawings for money
My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/BennyTheDirtyMocha
Caribbean
Times are hard and I'm up for whoring myself out*
*Doing drawings for money
My Linktree: https://linktr.ee/BennyTheDirtyMocha
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Art Thread!
This is going to be my main thread for sharing my artwork. Feel free to share your own if you'd like as I love seeing the creativity of others!
Commissions are generally open but life is hectic now so I will do my best to reply to requests.
This is going to be my main thread for sharing my artwork. Feel free to share your own if you'd like as I love seeing the creativity of others!
Commissions are generally open but life is hectic now so I will do my best to reply to requests.
Cleaning up and I found a dollar in the couch. Oh happy day.
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Cleaning up and I found a dollar in the couch. Oh happy day.
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Rise up, people.
September 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Rise up, people.
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Marty bring the DeLorean around
we’re going back to the past
we got a conception to prevent !
we’re going back to the past
we got a conception to prevent !
September 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Marty bring the DeLorean around
we’re going back to the past
we got a conception to prevent !
we’re going back to the past
we got a conception to prevent !
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*screams into the void*
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
*screams into the void*
[Joan Jett's I Love Rock 'n Roll playing]
8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶
8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶
September 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
[Joan Jett's I Love Rock 'n Roll playing]
8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶
8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶
My wife sent me this pic and I was like "Ew gross, I would never wear something that shade of green."
Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?
Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?
August 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
My wife sent me this pic and I was like "Ew gross, I would never wear something that shade of green."
Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?
Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?
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*rides off into the sunset*
*returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*
*returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*
July 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*rides off into the sunset*
*returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*
*returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*
Me: We should move to Denmark.
Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires.
M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok.
W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.
Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires.
M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok.
W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me: We should move to Denmark.
Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires.
M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok.
W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.
Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires.
M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok.
W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.
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using my butthole for the screen lock just to fuck with the cops
July 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
using my butthole for the screen lock just to fuck with the cops
Loud and clear Nintendo 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
July 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Loud and clear Nintendo 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Luibee Mangione bois
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Luibee Mangione bois
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JOMO (joy of missing out)
May 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
JOMO (joy of missing out)
Ooo, I struck a nerve there eh?
June 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ooo, I struck a nerve there eh?
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Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone
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GMing bluesky! happy saturday!
everyone go back to bed? sounds like a plan to me.
i hope you have a wonderful day!
adrew
everyone go back to bed? sounds like a plan to me.
i hope you have a wonderful day!
adrew
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
GMing bluesky! happy saturday!
everyone go back to bed? sounds like a plan to me.
i hope you have a wonderful day!
adrew
everyone go back to bed? sounds like a plan to me.
i hope you have a wonderful day!
adrew
Somehow the Fuhrer returned
June 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Somehow the Fuhrer returned
If Elon violated his student visa and Trump is in the Epstein files than it is Alien versus Predator?
June 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If Elon violated his student visa and Trump is in the Epstein files than it is Alien versus Predator?
Ngl, Peanut Butter and Jelly M&Ms may be my new expensive comfort snack.
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ngl, Peanut Butter and Jelly M&Ms may be my new expensive comfort snack.
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Current phone setup
June 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Current phone setup
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What good in an omelette
May 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
What good in an omelette
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a dating app but for narcissists so they can go and fuck themselves
May 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
a dating app but for narcissists so they can go and fuck themselves
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A share size bag of Kit Kat minis unwrapped counts as girl dinner, your honor
May 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A share size bag of Kit Kat minis unwrapped counts as girl dinner, your honor
I just put a whole boil egg in my mouth and started chewing and the yolk sprayed out and hit the back of my throat, so I get it.
May 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I just put a whole boil egg in my mouth and started chewing and the yolk sprayed out and hit the back of my throat, so I get it.
I got way more than I thought I'd get tbh.
May 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I got way more than I thought I'd get tbh.