FrankB
@belfordfl.bsky.social
Traveler. Eater. I like to sleep. Evidently now the BlueSky privateering lawyer. Never let anyone touch your booty without permission from the Prize Court is the joke autocorrect doesn't want you to hear.
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you flop 100% of the skeets you don't post
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
you flop 100% of the skeets you don't post
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
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if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Insert Spiderman image here
September 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Insert Spiderman image here
The Westboro Baptist Curch has the chance to do the funniest thing.
Ashli Babbitt, the Jan. 6 rioter killed while storming the Capitol, will now receive a funeral with military honors
Jan. 6 Rioter Ashli Babbitt Was Killed Storming The Capitol. She Will Now Receive Military Funeral Honors.
The Babbitt family also received a settlement of $5 million earlier this year.
www.huffpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Westboro Baptist Curch has the chance to do the funniest thing.
N: Oslo
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
Furthest I've been:
N: Carlisle, UK
E: Venice, Italy
S: Aruba
W: Mendocino, CA.
Though I'm gonna expand my west to Ohio in late September and, probably, my north to Fort William, Scotland next year.
bsky.app/profile/stac...
N: Carlisle, UK
E: Venice, Italy
S: Aruba
W: Mendocino, CA.
Though I'm gonna expand my west to Ohio in late September and, probably, my north to Fort William, Scotland next year.
bsky.app/profile/stac...
Furthest I've been:
N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
N: Oslo
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
Continuing the proud tradition of Franks everywhere.
This is Frank. He has found that the secret to happiness is a couple flowers, a lot of sunshine, and the occasional midday nap. 13/10
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Continuing the proud tradition of Franks everywhere.
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Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
June 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
Third time I get to post my Drunk Girl quotes @nobodyinteresting.bsky.social meme this week
May 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Third time I get to post my Drunk Girl quotes @nobodyinteresting.bsky.social meme this week
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
May 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I had to double check that this wasn't @joeldongsteen.bsky.social
To paraphrase Mark Twain, "Live such that your dick will never be described in court."
May 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I had to double check that this wasn't @joeldongsteen.bsky.social
Quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky
@sentimentbot.bsky.social what's my deal?
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social what's my deal?
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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
theonion.com/concern...
theonion.com/concern...
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance. “Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now,” the proprietor of local dive bar the Anchor reportedly […]
theonion.com
February 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
theonion.com/concern...
theonion.com/concern...
Anyone else got Mancini stuck in their head?
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyone else got Mancini stuck in their head?
I'm confused. Are clip-clops the feature or the badge?
me: I bet if we put a big colorful "NEW" badge on this feature, people will notice it
also me: [ignores literally everything an app tries to tell me when I log on]
also me: [ignores literally everything an app tries to tell me when I log on]
January 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm confused. Are clip-clops the feature or the badge?
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Sïcnarf, a white laminate nightstand with built in outlet that takes the plug used in only Lichtenstein
Sïcnarf, a white laminate nightstand with built in outlet that takes the plug used in only Lichtenstein
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Bmün, a dining table chair that breaks under you after Thanksgiving dinner.
Bmün, a dining table chair that breaks under you after Thanksgiving dinner.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
Nivëk, a table lamp whose bulbs are only found in Lisbon.
November 29, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
Sïcnarf, a white laminate nightstand with built in outlet that takes the plug used in only Lichtenstein
Sïcnarf, a white laminate nightstand with built in outlet that takes the plug used in only Lichtenstein
November 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Right, you just bought the competition to shut it down and own the whole comedy fake news on the internet.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Right, you just bought the competition to shut it down and own the whole comedy fake news on the internet.
Good news, we have narrowed the candidates for Senior Partner down to just the 2 of you. First question: who's a good boy? Oh sorry, that was for you Ken.
September 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Good news, we have narrowed the candidates for Senior Partner down to just the 2 of you. First question: who's a good boy? Oh sorry, that was for you Ken.