FrankB
@belfordfl.bsky.social
Traveler. Eater. I like to sleep. Evidently now the BlueSky privateering lawyer. Never let anyone touch your booty without permission from the Prize Court is the joke autocorrect doesn't want you to hear.
I am happy that you are advertising cake, but don't kid yourself. I would push you out of a moving train for someone who physically brought me cake. That's how cake works.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am happy that you are advertising cake, but don't kid yourself. I would push you out of a moving train for someone who physically brought me cake. That's how cake works.
The fact that he titled it Part 1 means there will be more. Evidently the bamboo metaphor isn't Lizza's relationship with Nuzzi. It our inability to avoid hearing about Nuzzi banging geriatric presidential candidates. We can kill it when we see it but it just pops up somewhere else
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The fact that he titled it Part 1 means there will be more. Evidently the bamboo metaphor isn't Lizza's relationship with Nuzzi. It our inability to avoid hearing about Nuzzi banging geriatric presidential candidates. We can kill it when we see it but it just pops up somewhere else
It's illegal under the card act to charge a late fee more than the missed payment. That account will be $92 in 8 months
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's illegal under the card act to charge a late fee more than the missed payment. That account will be $92 in 8 months
Have you ever considered making up for quantity with absolute butt loads of quantity? Jerry to the power of Jerry.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Have you ever considered making up for quantity with absolute butt loads of quantity? Jerry to the power of Jerry.
If it is, could they bring me back some jollof? Chicken if they have it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If it is, could they bring me back some jollof? Chicken if they have it.
You know what would finish that up perfectly. A nice espresso. Maybe a double.
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You know what would finish that up perfectly. A nice espresso. Maybe a double.
Eastbound and down, goody buddy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Eastbound and down, goody buddy.
Oh god. The Jerry is spreading. What stops @jcsalterego.bsky.social? Silver bullets, garlic, proper spelling and grammar?
a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
Alt: We 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh god. The Jerry is spreading. What stops @jcsalterego.bsky.social? Silver bullets, garlic, proper spelling and grammar?
It was a William Shatner mask.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It was a William Shatner mask.
So the data shows they are wearing the wrong masks?
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So the data shows they are wearing the wrong masks?
He's a big Mork and Mindy fan.
robin williams says run for your life the emotions are coming in a cartoon
Alt: Robin Williams from Mork and Mindy
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He's a big Mork and Mindy fan.
Like it's hard to win the World Series. The Marlins win it every time they try. Literally both times.
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Like it's hard to win the World Series. The Marlins win it every time they try. Literally both times.
In honor of Rickey: FULL SHARE!
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
In honor of Rickey: FULL SHARE!
Blue Jay's fans:
a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
Alt: Mariah Carey says i don't know her
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Blue Jay's fans:
Evidently noted Dodgers manager Dave Roberts did something in the series. Who knew he was a player?
October 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Evidently noted Dodgers manager Dave Roberts did something in the series. Who knew he was a player?
I think his dying wish was that she would resign from the Board at the Make A Wish foundation. Cancer patients are notoriously practical.
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think his dying wish was that she would resign from the Board at the Make A Wish foundation. Cancer patients are notoriously practical.
Cocaine, Craig. They're referring to the booger sugar.
October 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cocaine, Craig. They're referring to the booger sugar.
Have you considered strapping small casks of wine to your cats, like a cartoon St. Bernard?
October 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Have you considered strapping small casks of wine to your cats, like a cartoon St. Bernard?
Guys, it's kind of time-sensitive. If I don't take it to the man 7 more times by the end of the month, I won't qualify for the year end bonus pool.
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Guys, it's kind of time-sensitive. If I don't take it to the man 7 more times by the end of the month, I won't qualify for the year end bonus pool.
Ken, Chris. Glad I caught you. Sharon from HR didn't sign off on my mandatory aura cleanse at the corporate yurt. Could I forward it to one of you so I can get off FMLA?
October 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ken, Chris. Glad I caught you. Sharon from HR didn't sign off on my mandatory aura cleanse at the corporate yurt. Could I forward it to one of you so I can get off FMLA?