Bill Zachmann
@beezeemann.bsky.social
Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.
(taps mic)How about an edit button, please?
February 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
(taps mic)How about an edit button, please?
Had to figure one of the movies would feature David Carradine, so I'm glad it was the first one announced. No point in keeping us hanging. #Rifftrax #MST3K
In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport!
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I'm not in here, and I can't think of anything more awesome!
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'm not in here, and I can't think of anything more awesome!
No happy ending for Robert Kraft tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
No happy ending for Robert Kraft tonight.
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If you thought Vance got a cold reception at the Olympics, wait until they introduce Kristi Noem at the Puppy Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
If you thought Vance got a cold reception at the Olympics, wait until they introduce Kristi Noem at the Puppy Bowl.
Remember: it’s all about product placement and Valentine’s Day isn’t a real holiday.
February 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Remember: it’s all about product placement and Valentine’s Day isn’t a real holiday.
Reposted by Bill Zachmann
Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.
Vice President JD Vance gets roundly booed at the opening ceremony of the Milano-Cortina 2026 Olympics. "Those are a lot of boos for him, whistling jeering," says the presenter. US athletes receive a warm welcome from fans, though.
February 6, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Welcome to the rest of your life, asshole.
"We sent this guy out for coffee and all of a sudden this video got posted!"
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
"We sent this guy out for coffee and all of a sudden this video got posted!"
People have already pointed out that there are no apes/gorillas in "The Lion King," but I don't remember Mufasa crapping himself.
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
People have already pointed out that there are no apes/gorillas in "The Lion King," but I don't remember Mufasa crapping himself.
I don't ask for much (okay, that's a lie), but is it too much for ESPN to resume its coverage of the Pro Kabaddi League?
February 5, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I don't ask for much (okay, that's a lie), but is it too much for ESPN to resume its coverage of the Pro Kabaddi League?
Since we had other people voicing the bots during the Netflix and Gizmoplex seasons, for these new experiments, would it be okay to send Kevin banners that read, "I HATE Tom Servo's new voice?" #Rifftrax #MST3K
Why did Mike, Kevin and Bill come back to Mystery Science Theater 3000? Let the guys tell you themselves!
Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
@mst3kofficial.bsky.social
Help us make these episodes on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K
@mst3kofficial.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
This is Bowie. He overheard you talking about his rubber ducky jacket. Jealousy is a disease. Hopes you get well soon. 12/10 (IG: bowiethegoldenbear)
My day had been total crap until this very moment. I hope Nuveena makes an appearance and one of the movies has Joe Estevez in it.
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
My day had been total crap until this very moment. I hope Nuveena makes an appearance and one of the movies has Joe Estevez in it.
To mark the 33rd anniversary of the premiere of "Manos: The Hands of Fate" on #MST3k, I present a review of the film as it appeared in the El Paso Herald-Post the day after the movie's debut in 1966.
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
To mark the 33rd anniversary of the premiere of "Manos: The Hands of Fate" on #MST3k, I present a review of the film as it appeared in the El Paso Herald-Post the day after the movie's debut in 1966.
Oh, man, this one feels like a punch to the gut.
Catherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara, a legendary Hollywood actor known for her roles in 'Schitt's Creek' and 'Home Alone,' has died. She was 71.
variety.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Oh, man, this one feels like a punch to the gut.
He's the spousal abuser who hits his wife and says, "See what you made me do?"
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 PM
He's the spousal abuser who hits his wife and says, "See what you made me do?"
Is it possible for a entire credit roll to consist of just Alan Smithee?
Amazon’s MGM studios spent tens of millions, but the documentary is projected to make just $1M in its first week.
This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
This comes as a new report from Rolling Stone details serious labor issues and two-thirds of the film’s staff requesting not to be credited at the end of the film. trib.al/Clr03cD
Melania Documentary Flops as Crew Reveals Behind-the-Scenes Chaos
The first lady’s documentary was a mess in production—and now it’s struggling at the box office.
trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Is it possible for a entire credit roll to consist of just Alan Smithee?
It's entirely possible they'd show this on deportation flights.
January 27, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It's entirely possible they'd show this on deportation flights.
View from my back deck yesterday as the sun melted the ice in the trees.
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
View from my back deck yesterday as the sun melted the ice in the trees.
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Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
It’s past time, to be honest.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 23, 2026 at 10:41 PM
It’s past time, to be honest.
I'm going to wait until this comes to streaming and not watch it there.
You can reserve tickets now to "Melania: Twenty Days to History," only on Amazon Prime. Thanks to $40 million from Amazon, you can "step inside Melania Trump's world as she orchestrates inauguration plans" and watch exclusive footage of "never-before-seen environments" www.amazon.com/salp/melania...
Melania: Twenty Days to History
Exclusively in Theaters January 30
www.amazon.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I'm going to wait until this comes to streaming and not watch it there.
Nope, but you can sink it in just under three hours.
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Nope, but you can sink it in just under three hours.
So nobody wants technology's version of snake oil. Who knew?
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 PM
So nobody wants technology's version of snake oil. Who knew?
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January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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