Bill Zachmann
@beezeemann.bsky.social
Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.
In a world filled with darkness and despair, a hero arises to save us all! Or in this case it’s Neil Breen.
Dire Duplicity - Trailer (A Neil Breen Film)
YouTube video by Cafe Sora
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November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
In a world filled with darkness and despair, a hero arises to save us all! Or in this case it’s Neil Breen.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
At times the closed captioning on the #MST3K app is a little off, but sometimes they are absolutely spot on! #Werewolf #HonkingSecurityGuard
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
At times the closed captioning on the #MST3K app is a little off, but sometimes they are absolutely spot on! #Werewolf #HonkingSecurityGuard
75 years ago tonight, 78 people, my grandfather among them, died in a crash on the Long Island Railroad in Kew Gardens, Queens. It was Thanksgiving Eve. There’s no memorial to the victims and the crash is all but forgotten today.
Selected Original - 77 Dead In Long Island R. R. Crash (1950)
YouTube video by British Pathé
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November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
75 years ago tonight, 78 people, my grandfather among them, died in a crash on the Long Island Railroad in Kew Gardens, Queens. It was Thanksgiving Eve. There’s no memorial to the victims and the crash is all but forgotten today.
Also to honor him, it's a small caliber gun, very small. Perhaps even the smallest ever!
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Also to honor him, it's a small caliber gun, very small. Perhaps even the smallest ever!
“However….”
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
“However….”
Get dressed up just to get on a flying cattle car? Fuck that!
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Get dressed up just to get on a flying cattle car? Fuck that!
Remember, kids: AI is BS.
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember, kids: AI is BS.
"Jeffrey Epstein was just a low level staffer who was occasionally sent out to get coffee for meetings."
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Jeffrey Epstein was just a low level staffer who was occasionally sent out to get coffee for meetings."
He put on a jacket in hopes people would forget what happened at Ohio State.
Jim Jordan: "We're all for protecting innocent victims, we're all for exposing the bad guys who did bad guys who did bad things, but ... "
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He put on a jacket in hopes people would forget what happened at Ohio State.
I got this. "Help! My forehead lift pulled my eyebrows too high and now I can't close my eyes properly."
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I got this. "Help! My forehead lift pulled my eyebrows too high and now I can't close my eyes properly."
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
"Come here, spend your money, then GTFO."
Kristi Noem on FIFA tourists: "Then they would go home. And go home in a timely manner."
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Come here, spend your money, then GTFO."
I was watching "Champagne and Bullets" and trying to place where I knew the guy with the fake scar from, and it's "Samurai Cop." Good to see he recovered from being stabbed with a katana. #Rifftrax #ChampagneAndBullets #SamuraiCop
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I was watching "Champagne and Bullets" and trying to place where I knew the guy with the fake scar from, and it's "Samurai Cop." Good to see he recovered from being stabbed with a katana. #Rifftrax #ChampagneAndBullets #SamuraiCop
Listen to his comments - he actually says the effects are disinflationary. So deportations are slowing the rate of inflation but prices are still on the rise. Good job!
Fed Governor Stephen Miran: "Cutting down net migration to 0, potentially even negative because of the deportations that have been occurring, I think is very deflationary."
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Listen to his comments - he actually says the effects are disinflationary. So deportations are slowing the rate of inflation but prices are still on the rise. Good job!
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself? #MST3K #TheAmazingColossalMan
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself? #MST3K #TheAmazingColossalMan
The new presidential portrait just dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The new presidential portrait just dropped.
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Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears
Okay, hear me out: just go "Robocop" for the next James Bond, a combination of android and James Bond pieces. Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Okay, hear me out: just go "Robocop" for the next James Bond, a combination of android and James Bond pieces. Problem solved.
If Chuck Schumer caved any harder, Elon Musk would've sent out a rescue team.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If Chuck Schumer caved any harder, Elon Musk would've sent out a rescue team.
"I'm confident the party filled with leopards aren't going to eat our faces."
Shaheen: "All those people who oppose this agreement -- staying in a shutdown mode was not getting us anywhere. They need to train their fire on the people who are responsible. That's Trump, Johnson, & the Republicans who have blocked every attempt to get healthcare. We need to be working together."
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"I'm confident the party filled with leopards aren't going to eat our faces."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling
Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.