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FLAMINGUS YOU FUCK I JUST NEED WATER FOR MY PARK
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
FLAMINGUS YOU FUCK I JUST NEED WATER FOR MY PARK
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Block Koala 2: Revenge of Flamingus, but it's just 50 more Block Koala levels
February 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Block Koala 2: Revenge of Flamingus, but it's just 50 more Block Koala levels
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Mark Kelly is a genuine American hero, as is his wife, and it should be completely clear to anyone who actually gives a shit about this country that Trump's attacks on him are fucking crazy. Anyone picking sides against him is wrong. Period.
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Mark Kelly is a genuine American hero, as is his wife, and it should be completely clear to anyone who actually gives a shit about this country that Trump's attacks on him are fucking crazy. Anyone picking sides against him is wrong. Period.
the original port huron statement
not the compromised second draft...
not the compromised second draft...
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the original port huron statement
not the compromised second draft...
not the compromised second draft...
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This guy has his finger on the pulse of his party's base in a way that others in his caucus unequivocally just do not
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This guy has his finger on the pulse of his party's base in a way that others in his caucus unequivocally just do not
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Senators and reps say, "You don't have to obey illegal orders." Key figures in the MAGA Reichstag cry, "they are encouraging soldiers to disobey orders". A child can see this is not what's happening.
"Don't commit treason", spoken by a democrat = "Kill Trump" as heard by the GOP. Madness.
"Don't commit treason", spoken by a democrat = "Kill Trump" as heard by the GOP. Madness.
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Senators and reps say, "You don't have to obey illegal orders." Key figures in the MAGA Reichstag cry, "they are encouraging soldiers to disobey orders". A child can see this is not what's happening.
"Don't commit treason", spoken by a democrat = "Kill Trump" as heard by the GOP. Madness.
"Don't commit treason", spoken by a democrat = "Kill Trump" as heard by the GOP. Madness.
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Look, you can't just bring facts to the Two Minutes of Hate. It's impolite to try and interrupt engagement-chasing like that.
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Look, you can't just bring facts to the Two Minutes of Hate. It's impolite to try and interrupt engagement-chasing like that.
almost spit out my fucking coffee LMFAO
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
almost spit out my fucking coffee LMFAO
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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.
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JD Vance in 2021: "What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…"
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
JD Vance in 2021: "What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…"
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#BehindTheScenes: A 90s selfie on the set of 1998's 'The Big Lebowski' with Jeff Bridges and Sam Elliott.
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
#BehindTheScenes: A 90s selfie on the set of 1998's 'The Big Lebowski' with Jeff Bridges and Sam Elliott.
writing on my chalkboard is insanely cathartic and I dont know why.
every time I learn a new math thing I make it a point to write it in my own words/equations/notation on the black board
every time I learn a new math thing I make it a point to write it in my own words/equations/notation on the black board
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
writing on my chalkboard is insanely cathartic and I dont know why.
every time I learn a new math thing I make it a point to write it in my own words/equations/notation on the black board
every time I learn a new math thing I make it a point to write it in my own words/equations/notation on the black board
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
Dad's favorite line in the whole film lmao
“The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft.”
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dad's favorite line in the whole film lmao
I've been thinking about the Schur complements of block matrices for like...an entire week
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've been thinking about the Schur complements of block matrices for like...an entire week
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Yep. Don't give up the party apparatus, organization, etc to the Vichy Dems.
Kick THEM out.
They're the ones who suck, not us.
Kick THEM out.
They're the ones who suck, not us.
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yep. Don't give up the party apparatus, organization, etc to the Vichy Dems.
Kick THEM out.
They're the ones who suck, not us.
Kick THEM out.
They're the ones who suck, not us.
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I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
If You’re Stuck At An Airport Right Now, It’s Because Trump Fucked You | Defector
You picked a bad weekend to fly. Over 1,500 flights in the US were cancelled yesterday, and over 1,200 over them have already been cancelled this morning. One of those may have been yours. You’re stuc...
defector.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm on Sunday duty at @defector.com today! First up, my newser on the airport crisis. Spoiler: Trump is fucking you. defector.com/if-youre-stu...
a good friend of our families couldn't see her son in the hospital with afib because they cancelled her flight.
November 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
a good friend of our families couldn't see her son in the hospital with afib because they cancelled her flight.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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#GVerse And to think this orange sack of cholesterol had the balls to call Biden “Sleepy Joe.” His dumbfuck cultists will probably spin this as “Leadership Through Napping.” You can’t parody this shit anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
#GVerse And to think this orange sack of cholesterol had the balls to call Biden “Sleepy Joe.” His dumbfuck cultists will probably spin this as “Leadership Through Napping.” You can’t parody this shit anymore.
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marisa once more putting in the actual work to report on the news i want to read
New — While some states have received SNAP benefits for November and USDA is supposedly pushing through all federal payments soon, that doesn’t erase the psychological terror of the last few weeks.
I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
I spoke with 20+ SNAP recipients in 16 states about preparing for a possible future with no food:
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
marisa once more putting in the actual work to report on the news i want to read
you can tell I am a fake sports fan because I just cheered for my home team and had a good time whereas all the fans were angry about X Y and Z
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
you can tell I am a fake sports fan because I just cheered for my home team and had a good time whereas all the fans were angry about X Y and Z
Sound the dread alarm
Through our primal body
Sound the reveille
To be or not to be
Rise
Stay the grand finale
Stay the reading of our swan song and epilogue
One drive to stay alive
It's elementary
Muster every fiber
Mobilize
Stay alive
Through our primal body
Sound the reveille
To be or not to be
Rise
Stay the grand finale
Stay the reading of our swan song and epilogue
One drive to stay alive
It's elementary
Muster every fiber
Mobilize
Stay alive
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Sound the dread alarm
Through our primal body
Sound the reveille
To be or not to be
Rise
Stay the grand finale
Stay the reading of our swan song and epilogue
One drive to stay alive
It's elementary
Muster every fiber
Mobilize
Stay alive
Through our primal body
Sound the reveille
To be or not to be
Rise
Stay the grand finale
Stay the reading of our swan song and epilogue
One drive to stay alive
It's elementary
Muster every fiber
Mobilize
Stay alive
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