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beckett929.bsky.social
@beckett929.bsky.social
mostly sports or pointing out nonsense
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west virginia just flipped a top 100 OL recruit from penn state that ohio state wanted and he did it by burning a couch live on television the program is back
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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During this cloudflare outage, let me supply you with this wisdom of the ages: “single point of failure” can be sung to the tune of “all the single ladies”
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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"We have better evidence; it goes to another school. You don't know her."
I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
um, excuse me?
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The IRS is going to just send it based on your previous returns. Starting mid November, so you'll get it around the time I finally get my $1.25 from Equifax.
This entire article points out that there is no plan. His own Treasury Secretary says he doesn’t know anything about it. So why does media keep running these kind of headlines? He keeps making these Truth Social posts and media keeps running stories as if it is something real.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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this is so fucking stupid
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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get rid of qualified immunity and you will quickly break law enforcement that doesn’t know or can’t be bothered to learn the law and civil rights
NEW: @govpritzker.illinois.gov's office says 3 masked ICE agents stopped & questioned an IL Department of Transportation employee working in Park Ridge about his immigration status & whether he had traveled to New York and his awareness of NYC Mayor-elect @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social before leaving.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
[Joe Buck meme goes here]
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 12d
Astronomers have spotted the largest and most distant flare ever observed from a supermassive black hole.

Nicknamed “Superman,” the flare originated 10 billion light-years from Earth, and at its peak, the light emitted shone with the brightness of 10 trillion suns. https://cnn.it/3WFwNNN
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"got what I need from Ace, gonna stop by the house and use the bathroom then head to the bar"
The room here is available until Saturday the 22nd.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you're interested, this is a great place to start! www.contesteveryrace.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The sun has five arms to grab women.
My mans is big mad.
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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They're starting to turn off the 'Heads up, AI sucks' disclaimers now. Every day it all gets just a little bit shittier.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
he sounds like a cartoon frog that would wear a chef's hat and make gumbo
WATCH: #Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry on who will 'not' be selecting the next coach of #LSUfootball #lagov #lalege #LouisianaFirstNews
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
beautiful that ESPN+ is running ads on the WVU/TCU game for a UFC ppv that ended 3 hours ago... grape jorb, everyone!
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
cue up the [redacted], Stalin, and strippers joke
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Jim Amendments has me covered
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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this tweet also remains the truest thing written about how the underlying architecture of the internet works
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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In a more civilized time, a current Congressional Rep with a US flag desecrated with a literal swastika on his office wall would have been leading the news cycle for a month while he was swiftly purged from office www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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My feed keeps showing me this piece. If it's true, I don't care. But also: listen to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social's emergency post & tell me that James Danklin didn't hit HARD a decade ago when the Wolfman took an intentional safety down 3 with 3m to go. got a contact high just hearing about it
October 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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How did he die?

"Oh, he was doing a 12G turn to draw an pupil on a bluejay's eyeball"
October 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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When I was deployed as a member of the WV Guard, I also was concerned with making sure WV Guardsmen didn't notice me doing that l.
On September 28, soldiers from West Virginia patrolling D.C.'s Navy Yard area observed a man masturbating in public.

The soldiers "advised [him] to stop."

Police officers arrested him a little while later after they said they saw him peeing in front of a restaurant.
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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having similar likes with your SO is important but so is having similar hates
October 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM