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pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
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i think i’m just gonna do a thread of all the fun tiktoks i find
reading a book and i can’t stop all the dialogue from being spoken by ben starr in my head
December 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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So after a lifetime of getting my shall we say, “jollies” exclusively from fan content, I’m considering trying IRL intimacy - how worried should I be about getting MPREG?
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i’ve had annie lennox’s walking on broken glass stuck in my head for the last 6 weeks but only for the first 5 minutes of my day
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the back half of banjo kazooie really does the front half a disservice, but this also probably would be moot if collecting notes didn’t reset after each death (n64 version)
December 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i just want to buy a single slice of pizza, please my stomach is dying
December 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“i can get the computer to do things with the magic words in the right order” no you cant, grow up
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it’s a living
Creampieing Neighborhoods Wives During The Day 12 Women 4 Hours
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
if you have like no steel mills, can you really call your team the steelers?
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
started delicious in dungeon with my wife last night, incredibly strong start
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
weed cat came with a stuffed bong
December 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
rusty bucket bay in banjo kazooie is a commentary on thatcherism
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
if i put 5 letters into wordle and they look like a word, that should count
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i’ve beta tested this and i don’t think there is a better joystick for retro computers
LS-2 joystick for retro computers preorders open on Wednesday at noon. 4 color schemes: Classic Black and Red (pictured), C64 Tan, Amiga 500 Beige and Retro Frog SE (two tone black and green). Seimitsu LS-56 lever, Sanwa buttons. Custom pcb with Turbo and Button 2 as Up. $99. Ships in February
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The Trial of Kharzoid is an arkanoidvania for the NES, made by Pascal Belisle, that combines classic brick-breaking games like Arkanoid with Castlevania's classic elements like exploration, defeating huge bosses and eating chicken you find in walls!

➡️ www.homebrew-factory.com/nes/166-the-...
December 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I'm so excited to checking our
@seismicsquirrel.bsky.social 's new game #AetherandIron today!

The story follows Gia, a smuggler in 1930s NYC.
✅Choices matter
✅Turn-based combat
✅Full voice acting
✅Incredible visuals

Stream starts at 4pm PST today! Don't miss it! 👇🏽
#ad
December 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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It's 4 quadrants
Knows what | Doesn't
Sex is |
Has sex| WHF | BattleTech
______________________|________
Doesn't| 40k | Gunpla
December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
gandalf was a wizard because he didn’t have sex before 30
December 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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After being attacked before the match, Chicago's favorite, Jack Perry, receives a refreshing boost from the fans at ringside.

Coke > Pepsi.

#AEWWorldsEnd
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
all three discourses this weekend are boring and bad, can we fast forward past them
December 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
apothecary diaries is house if house were a likable guy
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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i have a bunch of Instax film that I need to sell. I'm willing to cut an extremely good deal for any bsky folks before I offload it on eBay. i have wide, square, and mini. hmu if you fuck with that type of thing
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM