FLEABttn
@fleabttn.com
40/M
pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
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FLEABttn
@fleabttn.com
· 23d
i think i’m just gonna do a thread of all the fun tiktoks i find
people are like, flea you seem mentally ill, what do you
eat to start your day?
it’s simple, folks, overnight oats but the liquid base is white monster
eat to start your day?
it’s simple, folks, overnight oats but the liquid base is white monster
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
people are like, flea you seem mentally ill, what do you
eat to start your day?
it’s simple, folks, overnight oats but the liquid base is white monster
eat to start your day?
it’s simple, folks, overnight oats but the liquid base is white monster
first thing i’m playing on the analogue 3d? that’s right, quest 64
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
first thing i’m playing on the analogue 3d? that’s right, quest 64
we are becoming the sports app, love this for us
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
we are becoming the sports app, love this for us
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HUGE FIRST BSKY POST
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
HUGE FIRST BSKY POST
sometimes i think i should have named my most recent cat paul atreides cause he sometimes has *a voice*
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
sometimes i think i should have named my most recent cat paul atreides cause he sometimes has *a voice*
this is my child
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
this is my child
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Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
man how am i gonna sleep with this stuff banned
The shutdown deal includes a ban on hemp products that none of its negotiators debated in public.
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
Disappointing that only 24 senators voted against killing an amendment to strike that ban.
www.senate.gov/legislative/...
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
man how am i gonna sleep with this stuff banned
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I think hardware sales might've gone differently for Xbox if they could've figured out whatever design flaw led to this unfortunate situation.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I think hardware sales might've gone differently for Xbox if they could've figured out whatever design flaw led to this unfortunate situation.
kickers are the twinks of football
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
kickers are the twinks of football
i have called all 7 tim kaine offices, they aren’t answering the phones at any of them
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i have called all 7 tim kaine offices, they aren’t answering the phones at any of them
still can’t call @kaine.senate.gov, either everyone else is calling to yell at him and the lines are tied up or he’s told staffers to not answer
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
still can’t call @kaine.senate.gov, either everyone else is calling to yell at him and the lines are tied up or he’s told staffers to not answer
gop will make everything maximally painful from here on out knowing dems will simply roll
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
gop will make everything maximally painful from here on out knowing dems will simply roll
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you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
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thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thinking back to when eric cantor got knocked out in a primary in 2014
funny you can’t leave tim kaine “after hours” messages considering we’re getting fucked after hours
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
funny you can’t leave tim kaine “after hours” messages considering we’re getting fucked after hours
hockey is the opposite of baseball (good, respectfully)
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hockey is the opposite of baseball (good, respectfully)
i think it’s juice robinson with a soft j, yuice
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i think it’s juice robinson with a soft j, yuice
don’t let the sun go down on me, sexually
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
don’t let the sun go down on me, sexually
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water