Slam
@slamastack.bsky.social
Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.
He wanted her nuclear green and yep, she's nuclear green
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
He wanted her nuclear green and yep, she's nuclear green
This thing is massive. Still printing
January 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
This thing is massive. Still printing
Next up - giant desk organizer my wife wants for paint brush storage
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Next up - giant desk organizer my wife wants for paint brush storage
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
Aggie boosters 2012-2024: "We have all the resources, we should be able to become like Alabama"
2025:
2025:
January 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Aggie boosters 2012-2024: "We have all the resources, we should be able to become like Alabama"
2025:
2025:
Lee's gonna pee blood tomorrow after that hit, Jesus
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Lee's gonna pee blood tomorrow after that hit, Jesus
Taking a break from beer for tonight, think I'll go with a hurricane
2 parts each light and dark rum
3 parts passion fruit juice
1 part orange juice
1 part grenadine
1/2 part each lime juice and simple syrup
2 parts each light and dark rum
3 parts passion fruit juice
1 part orange juice
1 part grenadine
1/2 part each lime juice and simple syrup
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Taking a break from beer for tonight, think I'll go with a hurricane
2 parts each light and dark rum
3 parts passion fruit juice
1 part orange juice
1 part grenadine
1/2 part each lime juice and simple syrup
2 parts each light and dark rum
3 parts passion fruit juice
1 part orange juice
1 part grenadine
1/2 part each lime juice and simple syrup
Watching blaw relive my greatest hits from A&M's last 4 games 😭
FUCKING TACKLE ONE FUCKING TIME
January 2, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Watching blaw relive my greatest hits from A&M's last 4 games 😭
what an incredible last second toss
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
what an incredible last second toss
TLDR version - people who gravitate to MAGA-type politics are scared little bitches who piss their pants 46 times a day
Describes my religious right Republican Faux news watching TeaParty/Maga relatives exactly.
Note: I first read this article many years ago, back during Dubya Bush days, little did I know how bad it would get after Pres. Obama :-(
newsarchive.berkeley.edu/news/media/r...
Note: I first read this article many years ago, back during Dubya Bush days, little did I know how bad it would get after Pres. Obama :-(
newsarchive.berkeley.edu/news/media/r...
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
TLDR version - people who gravitate to MAGA-type politics are scared little bitches who piss their pants 46 times a day
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It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 1, 2026 at 10:52 PM
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
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one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
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Ole Miss wearing realtree camo helmets in a playoff game like the unserious program they are
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ole Miss wearing realtree camo helmets in a playoff game like the unserious program they are
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Personally offended by how bad Bama is at running the ball. Unclean. Vile. Borderline heretical.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Personally offended by how bad Bama is at running the ball. Unclean. Vile. Borderline heretical.
Ok I'm officially geeking out watching this thing
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ok I'm officially geeking out watching this thing
I wasn't kidding. Speckled Roman tomatoes and fushimi peppers this year.
Haven't had an actual garden in this house, starting small this year. Will also plant rattlesnake beans, but those will be direct sow in March or so. Might try watermelons again but not sure. Last year was a train wreck
Haven't had an actual garden in this house, starting small this year. Will also plant rattlesnake beans, but those will be direct sow in March or so. Might try watermelons again but not sure. Last year was a train wreck
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I wasn't kidding. Speckled Roman tomatoes and fushimi peppers this year.
Haven't had an actual garden in this house, starting small this year. Will also plant rattlesnake beans, but those will be direct sow in March or so. Might try watermelons again but not sure. Last year was a train wreck
Haven't had an actual garden in this house, starting small this year. Will also plant rattlesnake beans, but those will be direct sow in March or so. Might try watermelons again but not sure. Last year was a train wreck
Economy so strong *Burlington* is offering 30-day layaway
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Economy so strong *Burlington* is offering 30-day layaway
Kid decided on this, and it's super cool I can check the status while I'm out
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Kid decided on this, and it's super cool I can check the status while I'm out
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2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)
Chicken Parm sub on a garlic bread loaf? Don't mind if I do
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Chicken Parm sub on a garlic bread loaf? Don't mind if I do
Guess it's time to start my tomatoes and peppers
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Guess it's time to start my tomatoes and peppers
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