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Slam
@slamastack.bsky.social
Engineer, Aggie, Father, Husband in varying order throughout the day. H-Town adjacent, hater of humidity. Skeets are not financial advice.
I walked outside to look, forgetting that I live due south of the Griswolds 🤦‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It's a wee bird but we needed a ham, so grabbed the turkey anyway and we'll smoke it for Christmas or something

We're hosting Thanksgiving, so we needed a ~20lb bird 😅
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you didn't tag me?!
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Dickies BBQ would be embarrassed to serve a McRib and that's all you really need to know about what tier that sandwich belongs in
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
prayers up, brother 🙏

Hope they get it figured out and all ends up ok
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Elko's modest (by peer standards) base contract and heavy emphasis on incentives was a nice move back towards sanity, imo
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
well that's a rude name for Bottlecap Alley
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
We had an insane amount of flies get into the house at our 2024 Memorial Day party, so this year we decided to try one of these just to see if it would help and it worked so well it never came down 😂

Works so well my MIL had me install one on her house instead of getting a full screen door.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gotcha
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cooked us 😭
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
a welcome aboard sign with a wagon pulled by a goat
ALT: a welcome aboard sign with a wagon pulled by a goat
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November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm keyed in enough that I'm almost 100% sure he heard them say they were going to award a contract for development of a new system and dementia took care of the rest
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
As someone who works in this industry
a woman is saying i 'm sorry , what ?
ALT: a woman is saying i 'm sorry , what ?
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November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM