J Beardly
@beardlywine.bsky.social
Wife guy from Wisconsin, late 30's, mtb/gravel/urban cyclist, homebrewer, iPod modder, hobby farmer.
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It should be illegal to use carol of the bells in a commercial.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It should be illegal to use carol of the bells in a commercial.
Gotta speak my mind no matter the consequences: Charlie Kirk deserved it.
My name is Brandon McManus and my employer is the Green Bay Packers.
My name is Brandon McManus and my employer is the Green Bay Packers.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Gotta speak my mind no matter the consequences: Charlie Kirk deserved it.
My name is Brandon McManus and my employer is the Green Bay Packers.
My name is Brandon McManus and my employer is the Green Bay Packers.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Just saw a commercial telling me I should ask for recipes to a robot with no sense of taste, insinuating that doing so could help me get laid. They're so desperate.
October 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just saw a commercial telling me I should ask for recipes to a robot with no sense of taste, insinuating that doing so could help me get laid. They're so desperate.
It's my birthday, I should be allowed to freely speak what these people deserve to have happen to them without a visit from the feds.
Nevertheless, wishing for some massive, excruciating kidney stones to this guy.
Nevertheless, wishing for some massive, excruciating kidney stones to this guy.
KARL: I mean, you could swear in Adelita Grijalva tomorrow, right?
MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
MIKE JOHNSON: No, not tomorrow. We couldn't. We wouldn't.
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's my birthday, I should be allowed to freely speak what these people deserve to have happen to them without a visit from the feds.
Nevertheless, wishing for some massive, excruciating kidney stones to this guy.
Nevertheless, wishing for some massive, excruciating kidney stones to this guy.
I can't believe my coach played for the got dang tie
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I can't believe my coach played for the got dang tie
Collapse stomp hey.
Mets were 54-41 when this happened, and 29-38 after.
the 2025 Mets
September 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Collapse stomp hey.
Okay this is the Onion heading that has lived in my brain for countless years
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan https://theonion.com/fritolaysia-cuts-off-chiplomatic-relations-with-snakist-1819568143/
September 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Okay this is the Onion heading that has lived in my brain for countless years
I made this triple batch of salsa (probably ~30 pints) last night and then sent the whole thing to the compost pile. When adding tomato paste I chipped a mason jar into it trying to get it off of a spoon and I couldn't know that I got every shard out.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I made this triple batch of salsa (probably ~30 pints) last night and then sent the whole thing to the compost pile. When adding tomato paste I chipped a mason jar into it trying to get it off of a spoon and I couldn't know that I got every shard out.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
Please respect my privacy at this time.
This whole "punish everyone who criticizes Charlie" operation is obviously priming the pump and getting all the cancel mechanisms lined up for when trump bites it.
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This whole "punish everyone who criticizes Charlie" operation is obviously priming the pump and getting all the cancel mechanisms lined up for when trump bites it.
I am so excited to drive as far north as I can to camp and ride mountain bikes all weekend in areas with terrible service.
September 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I am so excited to drive as far north as I can to camp and ride mountain bikes all weekend in areas with terrible service.
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As a heads up this is disinfo. The rifle used is suspected to have been a 30.06. Turan (the company that makes the pictured bullet) only makes up to 5.56 rifle caliber rounds. So unless the feds are wrong about the caliber of the rifle they found (unlikely) this can't be an explanation.
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
As a heads up this is disinfo. The rifle used is suspected to have been a 30.06. Turan (the company that makes the pictured bullet) only makes up to 5.56 rifle caliber rounds. So unless the feds are wrong about the caliber of the rifle they found (unlikely) this can't be an explanation.
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I think it's important that we don't jump to conclusions and should wait until the toxicology report comes back to determine Charlie Kirk's cause of death.
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think it's important that we don't jump to conclusions and should wait until the toxicology report comes back to determine Charlie Kirk's cause of death.
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
Tapping the sign
you don't seriously believe trump knows the word "gamine" come the fuck on
September 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Tapping the sign
I've been saying for a while that trump is gonna push to take guns away from trans and neurodivergent people and that dems would be dumb enough to vote for any gun control that they could try to frame as a win regardless of who they throw under the bus.
This move by the Trump administration is an overtly discriminatory civil rights violation. Trans people have the same legal rights as other Americans — end of story. There are lots of good reasons to keep certain people from owning guns. Being trans isn't one of them. https://cnn.it/4niJnxG
Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics
Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.
cnn.it
September 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I've been saying for a while that trump is gonna push to take guns away from trans and neurodivergent people and that dems would be dumb enough to vote for any gun control that they could try to frame as a win regardless of who they throw under the bus.
Protestors shut down the finish of today's Vuelta stage in Bilbao, and speaking as a cycling fan I need to state: hell yeah. Free Palestine. IPT go home.
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Protestors shut down the finish of today's Vuelta stage in Bilbao, and speaking as a cycling fan I need to state: hell yeah. Free Palestine. IPT go home.
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my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
The Mini got paywalled. Connections and wordle alone aren't worth opening the app. Not giving any money to these transphobic fucks.
August 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The Mini got paywalled. Connections and wordle alone aren't worth opening the app. Not giving any money to these transphobic fucks.
It is time to make bloody mix from the garden.
August 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It is time to make bloody mix from the garden.
If I said how I really feel about the execs forcing this garbage tech through I'd be on a watchlist. Fuck you google.
August 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If I said how I really feel about the execs forcing this garbage tech through I'd be on a watchlist. Fuck you google.
Realized I must've lost my MJ Lenderman koozie at the Tyler Childers show. At least it would've been likely found by either an MJ fan or someone who's about to become one.
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Realized I must've lost my MJ Lenderman koozie at the Tyler Childers show. At least it would've been likely found by either an MJ fan or someone who's about to become one.
What the fuck is an "audio emoji"
August 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What the fuck is an "audio emoji"