TechnoWitch
@beanerita.bsky.social
Spacebuns!
Co-host of Portland's longest running podcast Geekinthecity.com
Co-host of Portland's longest running podcast Geekinthecity.com
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"... Yes, the chainsaw’s great-great-grandfather worked in surgery. But he was an orthopedic specialist, not an obstetrician".
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Was the Chainsaw Invented for Childbirth? | The Secret Classroom
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October 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"... Yes, the chainsaw’s great-great-grandfather worked in surgery. But he was an orthopedic specialist, not an obstetrician".
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There is power in disdain
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 AM
There is power in disdain
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🖊️ GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT 🖊️ Comic book writer @kellysue.bsky.social is returning to #RCCC! Kelly will not have an AA table, but she will have a scheduled signing and panel. Stay tuned for more details!
🎟️ Buy Badges >> rosecitycomiccon.com/badges
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July 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
🖊️ GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT 🖊️ Comic book writer @kellysue.bsky.social is returning to #RCCC! Kelly will not have an AA table, but she will have a scheduled signing and panel. Stay tuned for more details!
🎟️ Buy Badges >> rosecitycomiccon.com/badges
🎟️ Buy Badges >> rosecitycomiccon.com/badges
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Anxiety was actually created in 1736 by Sir Napoleon Anxiety II when he got scared twice at one time
July 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Anxiety was actually created in 1736 by Sir Napoleon Anxiety II when he got scared twice at one time
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First thing I’ve seen that approaches Claymores having “FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY” on them is military GPS that say:
“Warning: Coordinates are YOUR Coordinates”
“Warning: Coordinates are YOUR Coordinates”
June 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
First thing I’ve seen that approaches Claymores having “FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY” on them is military GPS that say:
“Warning: Coordinates are YOUR Coordinates”
“Warning: Coordinates are YOUR Coordinates”
@kellysue.bsky.social Tallulah and I, are all in Santa Fe, NM for a few days. And we're wondering if @thatbilloakley.com can hit us with his favorite local fast food gems
jerry from tom and jerry is yawning and saying i need food .
Alt: jerry from tom and jerry is yawning and saying i need food .
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June 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
@kellysue.bsky.social Tallulah and I, are all in Santa Fe, NM for a few days. And we're wondering if @thatbilloakley.com can hit us with his favorite local fast food gems
I only ever saw this movie once, in my early twenties. I remember it being DEVASTATINGLY sad; and I remember Loving it.
Who wants to see this with me?
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Who wants to see this with me?
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DANCER IN THE DARK in 35mm - Hollywood Theatre
A 35mm print of Lars Von Trier’s tragic musical. Selma (Bjork) is a Czech immigrant, a single mother working in a factory in rural America. Her salvation is passion […]
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May 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I only ever saw this movie once, in my early twenties. I remember it being DEVASTATINGLY sad; and I remember Loving it.
Who wants to see this with me?
hollywoodtheatre.org/show/dancer-...
Who wants to see this with me?
hollywoodtheatre.org/show/dancer-...
I guess "Fuck around and find out" is over.
We now live in the "We say the quiet part Loud" society
We now live in the "We say the quiet part Loud" society
April 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I guess "Fuck around and find out" is over.
We now live in the "We say the quiet part Loud" society
We now live in the "We say the quiet part Loud" society
To the parents who left their kid in this lobby with nothing for them to do, and so is now annoyingly doing laps around the room, hoping someone will pay attention to them...
fuck you.
fuck you.
April 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
To the parents who left their kid in this lobby with nothing for them to do, and so is now annoyingly doing laps around the room, hoping someone will pay attention to them...
fuck you.
fuck you.
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America is *so* stupid.
March 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
America is *so* stupid.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
My current background show while I sew, is @foodnetwork.bsky.social #WorstCooks in America.
The beginning of every season is so hard to watch, seeing people who are so disconnected from their food.
But sometimes I learn a thing too...
The beginning of every season is so hard to watch, seeing people who are so disconnected from their food.
But sometimes I learn a thing too...
February 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My current background show while I sew, is @foodnetwork.bsky.social #WorstCooks in America.
The beginning of every season is so hard to watch, seeing people who are so disconnected from their food.
But sometimes I learn a thing too...
The beginning of every season is so hard to watch, seeing people who are so disconnected from their food.
But sometimes I learn a thing too...
Today is the 8 year anniversary of the party where @christianlipski.bsky.social & I signed some papers legally making him my Forever Boyfriend.
Pleased to report, it's going well!
Pleased to report, it's going well!
You know you've found the right person when you both forget your wedding anniversary until later in the day (we tend to celebrate our first date, because that's basically where we became inseparable).
Hey @beanerita.bsky.social you're the one, and we got a Good Thing Going.
Hey @beanerita.bsky.social you're the one, and we got a Good Thing Going.
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Today is the 8 year anniversary of the party where @christianlipski.bsky.social & I signed some papers legally making him my Forever Boyfriend.
Pleased to report, it's going well!
Pleased to report, it's going well!
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People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.
January 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.
Just making sure @merrickmonroe.com has seen this!
Okay, yes, the Brause pointing finger nib was chosen entirely for aesthetic reasons but it is VERY nice to write with. I feel fancy!
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just making sure @merrickmonroe.com has seen this!
PERSONAL ATTACK!!
GIRLFRIEND: *whispers in my ear* Hey you wanna try for a baby
ME: *playing the claw machine* I don't think there are any in there, Denise.
ME: *playing the claw machine* I don't think there are any in there, Denise.
January 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
PERSONAL ATTACK!!
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Sending love out to every author who learned that their publisher’s marketing plan for their new book was to have an intern visit a remote woodland in winter, dig a hole in the frozen earth, and whisper their book’s title once, ‘neath the crescent moon.
December 30, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Sending love out to every author who learned that their publisher’s marketing plan for their new book was to have an intern visit a remote woodland in winter, dig a hole in the frozen earth, and whisper their book’s title once, ‘neath the crescent moon.
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Just saying...
December 20, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Just saying...
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic
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📣 News of the Times: Manhunt for Killer CEO Underway
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Brought to you by the rough 'n' robust Inner Hive, including longtime member BobbyG and new member Noghar.
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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📣 News of the Times: Manhunt for Killer CEO Underway
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Brought to you by the rough 'n' robust Inner Hive, including longtime member BobbyG and new member Noghar.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive E-Z)
READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
December 10, 2024 at 6:25 PM
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug comic
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📣 News of the Times: Manhunt for Killer CEO Underway
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Brought to you by the rough 'n' robust Inner Hive, including longtime member BobbyG and new member Noghar.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive E-Z)
READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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📣 News of the Times: Manhunt for Killer CEO Underway
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Brought to you by the rough 'n' robust Inner Hive, including longtime member BobbyG and new member Noghar.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive E-Z)
READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
Keep hope alive, I guess
The world’s oldest known wild bird, a 74-year-old Laysan albatross named Wisdom, is expected to welcome another baby chick in the coming months, astonishing scientists who have been tracking her since the Eisenhower administration. nyti.ms/4f7VadN
December 7, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Keep hope alive, I guess
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A Ludicrous Light is Cast on Modern Horror in @darkhorse.com's FML #2 by @kellysue.bsky.social, @davidlopez.bsky.social, Cris Peter, and @claytoncowles.bsky.social ft. covers by David López & @geneha.bsky.social #NCBD #FML #DarkHorseComics
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A Ludicrous Light is Cast on Modern Horror in FML #2
Strap in for another shot of satire and sincerity from an Eisner award-winning team.
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December 6, 2024 at 10:24 PM
A Ludicrous Light is Cast on Modern Horror in @darkhorse.com's FML #2 by @kellysue.bsky.social, @davidlopez.bsky.social, Cris Peter, and @claytoncowles.bsky.social ft. covers by David López & @geneha.bsky.social #NCBD #FML #DarkHorseComics
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My toxic trait is every time I am going on a trip, I think I need something new in order to travel...
November 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
My toxic trait is every time I am going on a trip, I think I need something new in order to travel...
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Can someone explain to me why fighting for policies championed 80 years ago by one of the most popular Presidents in our nation’s history make me a “progressive?” Also, pretty sure these are supported by a super majority of voters. Does that mean everyone else should be called regressives?
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Can someone explain to me why fighting for policies championed 80 years ago by one of the most popular Presidents in our nation’s history make me a “progressive?” Also, pretty sure these are supported by a super majority of voters. Does that mean everyone else should be called regressives?
We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
November 1, 2024 at 6:32 AM