Bea Arthur Pendragon
@beaarthurpendragon.bsky.social
peddler of smut and hard-won joy | gender agonist | old as fuck | 18+ only | fandom, politics, books, and like, the zeitgeist?
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Normalize topping because your heartburn is too bad to bottom
Oh god this was so uncomfortable to read
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Oh god this was so uncomfortable to read
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
My dad was the medical director of this PP 50 years ago and even then, he carried a panic button, never parked in the same place twice, and varied his route home as much as he could every day.
Abortion, Every Day has a video of the shooting at a South Carolina Planned Parenthood. Here's what it shows. jessica.substack.com/p/shooting-p...
Breaking: Shooting at a South Carolina Planned Parenthood
An anti-abortion protester has been detained
jessica.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My dad was the medical director of this PP 50 years ago and even then, he carried a panic button, never parked in the same place twice, and varied his route home as much as he could every day.
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
A surprisingly measured obituary for a man who wrought incalculable misery on the world for years.
Dick Cheney, widely regarded as one of America’s most influential and powerful vice presidents, has died. He was 84. His death, due to complications of pneumonia and cardiac and vascular disease, was confirmed by his family.
Dick Cheney, Former Vice President and Iraq War Architect, Dead at 84
Dick Cheney, America's 46th vice president and running mate to George W. Bush has died at the age of 84.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A surprisingly measured obituary for a man who wrought incalculable misery on the world for years.
Finally finished S3 of SNW, and like, what the fuck was that
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finally finished S3 of SNW, and like, what the fuck was that
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I love the normie fries that accidentally fall into the curly fry container. It’s like when you run into your straight friend at Pride and you’re like awe hello little dude, it’s so cute to see you here 🥹
October 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I love the normie fries that accidentally fall into the curly fry container. It’s like when you run into your straight friend at Pride and you’re like awe hello little dude, it’s so cute to see you here 🥹
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This is the Frenchest photo I've ever seen in my life
Inspector Clouseau? The mystery man in an AP photo after the Louvre jewel heist creates a buzz
A photo taken by an Associated Press photographer after the brazen daylight robbery at Paris' Louvre Museum is generating an online buzz.
apnews.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is the Frenchest photo I've ever seen in my life
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"I'm not used to being viewed with suspicion by power, and I've got no practice making myself presentable" is unfortunately the water they swim in.
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"I'm not used to being viewed with suspicion by power, and I've got no practice making myself presentable" is unfortunately the water they swim in.
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Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke
October 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke
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Why are we even having this conversation at all. This entire conversation should just be “fuck this guy” and then we all go on with our lives confident in the fact that we kept another Nazi out of office.
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why are we even having this conversation at all. This entire conversation should just be “fuck this guy” and then we all go on with our lives confident in the fact that we kept another Nazi out of office.
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i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers
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Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim.
We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Your periodic reminder that you have the right to find out why your health insurer denied your claim.
We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
We built a tool to help you do it: projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
I hate to say it but I am working with a writer who is so bad at their job that I would rather be editing something written by ChatCPT. (And I think ChatGPT is a terrible writer, so the bar is in the floor.)
October 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hate to say it but I am working with a writer who is so bad at their job that I would rather be editing something written by ChatCPT. (And I think ChatGPT is a terrible writer, so the bar is in the floor.)
I Have Once Again Made Too Much Pasta For One: Season 15, Episode 22
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I Have Once Again Made Too Much Pasta For One: Season 15, Episode 22
God what an absolute schmuck
Trump at Charlie Kirk's memorial service:
"He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That's where I disagreed with Charlie. I HATE my opponents."
"He did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them. That's where I disagreed with Charlie. I HATE my opponents."
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
God what an absolute schmuck
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The Washington Post’s decision to fire a Black opinion journalist for accurately quoting Charlie Kirke’s racism is a fitting tribute to “free speech” as Kirke and his hagiographers practiced it: whites only, flattering to the powerful, and in furtherance of a fascist agenda.
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced.
I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.
substack.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The Washington Post’s decision to fire a Black opinion journalist for accurately quoting Charlie Kirke’s racism is a fitting tribute to “free speech” as Kirke and his hagiographers practiced it: whites only, flattering to the powerful, and in furtherance of a fascist agenda.
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Disgraceful.
And yes, I was the last Black full-time columnist in the Opinion section.
Washington Post -- operating in a city which for a long time has been majority Black, is now without any full-time Black opinion writers.
Washington Post -- operating in a city which for a long time has been majority Black, is now without any full-time Black opinion writers.
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Disgraceful.
Oooh, I bash Southerners, oooh I’m so Elite and Smart
Cheerwine, one of the many total shit regional junk food products that are popular only because they form part of the identity of the world’s least interesting people.
What’s the worst soda?
September 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oooh, I bash Southerners, oooh I’m so Elite and Smart
The one thing Trump and the GOP forgot to anticipate is that by stripping PBS of all federal support, they lost any leverage they might have had to prevent this: www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
See Epstein’s full 'birthday book,' with alleged personal messages from Trump, Clinton and others
A collection of personal notes penned for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday offers a portrait of the convicted child sex offender through crude drawings, images and messages filled with sexual content o...
www.pbs.org
September 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The one thing Trump and the GOP forgot to anticipate is that by stripping PBS of all federal support, they lost any leverage they might have had to prevent this: www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
This is excellent
I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn't a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This is excellent
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Y'all are really trying to convince yourselves that the governor of California is writing satirical posts and press releases about this shooting. Stop it
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Y'all are really trying to convince yourselves that the governor of California is writing satirical posts and press releases about this shooting. Stop it