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Bea Arthur Pendragon
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peddler of smut and hard-won joy | gender agonist | old as fuck | 18+ only | fandom, politics, books, and like, the zeitgeist?
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When it’s too hot to cook….
June 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Still from Return of the Jedi showing Cherie, Leia, C-3PO, Luke, and Han in a shuttle cockpit
May 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
(I want to shake your hand)
A three part men. Panel 1: the word “fuck” over the picture of a sofa. Panel 2: the word “marry” over a photo of Usha Vance. Panel 3: the word “kill” over a photo of JD Vance meeting the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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This sparks joy
This is an excerpt from the Axios AM newsletter: [Telescope emoji] Zoom out: "Tesla is becoming a political symbol of Trump and DOGE, and that is a bad thing for the brand," warned Wedbush analyst Dan Ives, a longtime Tesla bull. Through the first two months of 2025, Tesla sales are down 71% in Germany, 45% in Norway, 44% in France and 44% in Spain, according to registration data reported by Electrek. Sales have also been slumping in the critical markets of California and China, Bloomberg reported. The company doesn't report U.S. sales, but Tesla's U.S. registrations fell 11% in January, according to S&P Global Mobility.
March 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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The first article is from 2023. The second is from today.
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A screenshot of part of a blog post from The New Republic. Headline: Christianity Today Editor: Evangelicals Call Jesus “Liberal” and “Weak” Subhead: A former evangelical leader is sounding the alarm about the direction his religion is headed in. Excerpt: Now he thinks his religion is in crisis. Moore told NPR in an interview released Tuesday that multiple pastors had told him they would quote the Sermon on the Mount, specifically the part that says to “turn the other cheek,” when preaching. Someone would come up after the service and ask, “Where did you get those liberal talking points?” “What was alarming to me is that in most of these scenarios, when the pastor would say, ‘I’m literally quoting Jesus Christ,’ the response would not be, ‘I apologize.’ The response would be, ‘Yes, but that doesn’t work anymore. That’s weak,’” Moore said. “When we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we’re in a crisis.” A screenshot from a New York Times article about deporting asylum seekers reading, "On the military plane ride from California to Panama, Mona, a 32-year-old Iranian Christian convert, said her 8-year-old son cried, terrified to see his parents shackled. To calm him down, she told him that this was like overcoming the challenges in a video game, and that once the plane landed they would be free. Her son asked if she would make his favorite Persian dish after the plane landed. Her husband, Mohammad, 33, said that throughout the flight, when his wife and son cried, he reminded them about a Christian teaching they often recited. “Jesus has said, ‘If you don’t take your eyes off me, I won’t take mine off you.’ So I was constantly signaling that to my wife, saying, keep your eyes on him,” he said."
February 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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If you were curious how deeply, pathologically unserious these people are....
H.R.1161 - To authorize the President to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and to rename Greenland as "Red, White, and Blueland". 119th Congress (2025-2026) Sponsor: Rep. Carter, Earl L. "Buddy" [R-GA-1] (Introduced 02/10/2025) Committees: House - Foreign Affairs; Natural Resources Latest Action: House - 02/10/2025 Referred to the Committee on Foreign Affairs, and in addition to the Committee on Natural Resources, for a period to be subsequently determined by the Speaker, in each case for consideration of such provisions as fall within the jurisdiction of the committee concerned.
February 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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A good reminder to properly vet any protests you’re thinking of attending.
February 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Thinking about how weird people get around Holocaust Remembrance Day especially the past two years, and found this really clarifying
January 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Guys, I don’t think we need to worry about AI coming for our jobs jet, this is what Amazon recommended after watching Legally Blonde
Screenshot of the credits to Legally Blonde. On the right side is an ominous movie poster for Mary Shelley. Below it is the caption “Up Next.”
January 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Just a reminder that with this administration, evil wears clown shoes
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Follower of the day
January 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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2025 mood
Galaxy brain meme showing three progressively psychedelic stock art images of the brain. The box beside the first, normal brain reads, "Timing your NYE Lord of the Rings viewing so Frodo says, “It’s over,” to Sam at midnight." The box beside the second, somewhat trippy brain reads, "Timing your NYE Lord of the Rings viewing so Theoden says, “So it begins” at midnight." The box beside the third, most psychedelic brain reads, "Timing your NYE Lord of the Rings viewing so Denethor sets himself on fire and throws himself off the cliff at midnight."
January 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Weird night on Bluesky tonight
December 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Merry Christmas to this Chosen One 🙏
Close up of Luke Skywalker on a white tunic sitting in his workshop on Tatooine with a thoughtful look on his face. The subtitles read, “Obi-Wan Kenobi. I wonder if he means old Ben Kenobi.” The movie it’s from is, of course, Star Wars.
December 25, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Update: it was fucking delicious
November 29, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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Pendragon Family Annual Giant Fucking Thanksgiving Lasagna going into the oven now….
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Alright fine
November 24, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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Lol, no sooner did I post the thread below then a friend shared this with me. Amazing. Perfect timing.
A comic by Matt Bors. Panel 1: An unlabeled line graph trending upward to 57%. Panel 2: A crowd and worried looking men and women in suits labeled "Liberal Pundits." Panel 3: A line graph trending up to 56% labeled "Support for Trans Rights." Panel 5: A crowd of angry people in suits is rushing toward a microphone. One is saying "Biological boys and girls!" Another says "This doesn't affect me." Another says, "Bathrooms and sports tho!" Another one says "I never really understood the whole thing!" Another is holding a rainbow flag on fire.
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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A million times this.
An Andrea Gibson IG quote: As we look for creative paths forward, I want to beg the left to stop tearing each other to shreds over who is Best at fighting for change. When we allow our egos to do our hearts work, what needs to be done doesnt get done. I understand that people are frantic for a clear and direct answer but it’s important to choose curiosity over certainty in a moment that challenges us to create something entirely unique new. This is that moment.
November 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Live footage of Kissinger exiting the mortal plane
November 30, 2023 at 2:57 AM
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Social media has wrongly convinced us that we can always obtain the truth immediately, when the reality is much messier. Our ability to learn about events far outpaces our ability to understand them. Be careful out there.
October 29, 2023 at 11:06 PM