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BD Alexander
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Physical chemist without portfolio. Carrying out missionary work at a university in the south-east of the UK. May contain strong language and sarcasm.
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It ys onlye Gen AI if it ys from the Gen AI regioun of Fraunce, otherwyse it ys just sparklinge plagiarism.
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Why do optical instrument manufacturers make their kit so flat and table-like?

Completely unrelated, do Fisher or VWR sell castle prods or pigeon spikes?
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Does someone ceithir to explain this to me?
The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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For those who are looking into Rosalind Franklin today, check this out

ojs.lib.uwo.ca/index.php/cj...
View of A bibliometric study of the work of Rosalind E. Franklin (1920-1958)
ojs.lib.uwo.ca
November 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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This is feminism.
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This has appeared in various labs at work. I’m pretty sure they could have found more effective fire blankets.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Congratulations to the young teenagers of the world, 67 has surpassed 69 in global Google Search Popularity. Source: buff.ly/4ysqZgP
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Love this. Security system password at the Louvre was “louvre”. You know that they were running on XP (not yet SP2) www.liberation.fr/checknews/lo...
«Louvre» en mot de passe, logiciels obsolètes, mises à jour impossibles… Dix ans de failles dans la sécurité informatique du premier musée au monde
Des documents que «CheckNews» a pu consulter, comme des audits confidentiels portant sur la sûreté du Louvre ou des appels d’offre, dessinent l’ampleur des brèches de sa sécurité informatique.
www.liberation.fr
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Looks like some sort of Catsub
October 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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If you MUST gender your toilets, then do it in style. I think this is nicely done typographically.

(For clarification, it’s M = Minge and W = Willy)
October 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Starting unemployed with these settings saw me immediately rejected by Rangers, Ajax, and Borussia Monchengladbach which is as it should be.” I’m not totally convinced by the assessment of the managerial selection process of The Rangers, mind.
I had the chance to have a tinker on an early build of FM26 last week, here's what I made of it...

trackrecordmedia.org/2025/10/22/f...
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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⚛️ Happy #MoleDay! 🧪

DYK that there’s a whole day dedicated to celebrating an incredibly significant number in chemistry?

Meet Mole Day, a unique celebration that intrigues both scientists and the curious-minded.

The Magic of Mole Day:
15 Facts That’ll Amaze You!
ifunfact.com/mole-day-fun...
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Welcome to the cult that Is the Alexander household where you can’t say something is “normal $NAME” without one of the spawn shouting “What do you mean ‘normal $NAME’?”
We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Larson is at it again. Me cackling away, both spawn completely confused. There is something of the Bob Ross about this. Not a mistake, just a flappy accident.
October 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
[The Hoff enters the chat]
Like, no wonder the Soviet Union fell a few months later.

What POSSIBLE counter could they have to Cher in fishnets on the USS Missouri?

If that's what you're up against you've lost.
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
New workload allocation published.
‘Presented by Alice Roberts’
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
October 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Unsolicited What’s on the End of your Stick Vic pic
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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#MSH45 | Richard Lasher
You've been at a job long enough to know a decent colleague to chat with.

The more you get to know them, the more they share. What's fact or fiction? You don't know, but you listen.

Then there's one story that's so over the top—a bona fide lie. But then, a photo appears.
October 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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MARK KNOPFLER: Here comes Guitar George
ME: Why do they call him that
MARK KNOPFLER: He knows all the chords
ME: Ah
April 13, 2024 at 3:50 PM