The old man used to be in the merchant navy. Sailed up (or down, I forget which) the Thames once. He was excited to see the Montgomery up close. Unfortunately, when he went past a) it was nighttime and b) he was in the engine room.

On reflection, could we get the installation on an insectocutor on the top of flat instruments past the health and safety people. I mean, nobody is at risk of they don’t use the spectrometer as a table to store samples, right?

The Fowler Rock in the River Tay, on the other hand…

They’ve got nothing but total respect for…

You can’t forget to switch something off of you can’t switch it on in the first place.

She’s too young to charge rent, too lanky to send up a chimney…

She’s currently dotting about in a Wedding Present shirt from 1996. Apple, tree, falls far, does not. Rearrange accordingly.

I got sent out with spawn-the-youngest, his friend and his mum, whilst spawn-the-elder stayed at home and decided to be anti-social, but still thinks she can scavenge through our loot.

I believe it is a ghost and poison type first found in the Kanto region, your honour.

See also Mary Molony who kept disrupting his by-election speeches in 1908 by ringing a bell every time he spoke in public. Still got elected, although I find it amusing that my fellow Dundonians booted him out 14 years later in favour of a temperance candidate. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Mo...

My late supervisor generally went alphabetical. I wasn’t complaining…