Bard Gang (Harsh/[Joan])
@bardgang.bsky.social
Bigendered pansexual plural system, part of a balanced breakfast.
Body is 32. Minors DNI.
Body is 32. Minors DNI.
Pinned
ladies is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?
see your homies lips quiver and eyes widen with anticipation. to taste the homies with urgency. transcend friendship with the soft touch of another woman leading you both into the infinite bliss.
I mean it's not gay, right?
see your homies lips quiver and eyes widen with anticipation. to taste the homies with urgency. transcend friendship with the soft touch of another woman leading you both into the infinite bliss.
I mean it's not gay, right?
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I've more or less stopped writing longer form critical takes on developments in Elon Musk's business empire because for several years now it's basically just been an exercise in finding new ways to say "you have to be fucking stupid to fall for this"
From Breakingviews - Breakingviews - SpaceX $1 trln IPO would rely on psychedelic blast reut.rs/4rNNQLB
Breakingviews - SpaceX $1 trln IPO would rely on psychedelic blast
That's the valuation Elon Musk's rocket and satellite broadband business aims to beat in a mooted market debut. At more than 40 times sales, it would factor in years of growth at a pace few companies ever manage. New markets like orbiting data centers provide extra stardust.
reut.rs
December 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've more or less stopped writing longer form critical takes on developments in Elon Musk's business empire because for several years now it's basically just been an exercise in finding new ways to say "you have to be fucking stupid to fall for this"
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HELL YEAH BULLYING
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
HELL YEAH BULLYING
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Pencils, avocados, what luxuries will people want next? Water? Air? Exposé at 11.
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pencils, avocados, what luxuries will people want next? Water? Air? Exposé at 11.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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My phone informs me that people are upset that the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus edited out the bit where John made fun of disabled people.
Quick question: what's wrong with people?
Quick question: what's wrong with people?
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My phone informs me that people are upset that the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus edited out the bit where John made fun of disabled people.
Quick question: what's wrong with people?
Quick question: what's wrong with people?
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I've probably photographed Brad Lander more than any other elected in NYC because the dude shows up. He's everywhere, he's incredibly accessible, and he genuinely loves New Yorkers. You can literally go up and talk to him whenever he shows up. Go ahead, try it!
(I have NEVER seen Goldman ANYWHERE.)
(I have NEVER seen Goldman ANYWHERE.)
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I've probably photographed Brad Lander more than any other elected in NYC because the dude shows up. He's everywhere, he's incredibly accessible, and he genuinely loves New Yorkers. You can literally go up and talk to him whenever he shows up. Go ahead, try it!
(I have NEVER seen Goldman ANYWHERE.)
(I have NEVER seen Goldman ANYWHERE.)
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the first and only impeachment proceeding against a supreme court justice was over excessive partisanship fyi
Via MS NOW: Emil Bove is in attendance at Trump’s speech in Pennsylvania tonight.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the first and only impeachment proceeding against a supreme court justice was over excessive partisanship fyi
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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this could be your Christmas card
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
this could be your Christmas card
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incredible stuff.
the ad agency that made it deleted their blog post writing about it too.
the ad agency that made it deleted their blog post writing about it too.
December 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
incredible stuff.
the ad agency that made it deleted their blog post writing about it too.
the ad agency that made it deleted their blog post writing about it too.
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Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
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Charlotte hopes the lights this holiday bring you as much joy as they do her, both for stalking and wire chewing.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Charlotte hopes the lights this holiday bring you as much joy as they do her, both for stalking and wire chewing.
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Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
December 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Fifty different problems in the world just locked into one big uniform piece like a Rubik's cube in my head.
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Calibri is often used as a standard because as a sans serif, it is easier for people with print disabilities to read.
This is an attack on disabled staff.
This is an attack on disabled staff.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Calibri is often used as a standard because as a sans serif, it is easier for people with print disabilities to read.
This is an attack on disabled staff.
This is an attack on disabled staff.
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Garfield did swing by tonight, favoring his left front paw poor guy. I should be able to get him in to be seen Thursday morning with any luck. ❤️
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Garfield did swing by tonight, favoring his left front paw poor guy. I should be able to get him in to be seen Thursday morning with any luck. ❤️
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Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
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I'm down to just five of these left. I will be getting more but they won't be here until probably February. So if you want to snag one before then now's the time. willburrows.art/shop
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm down to just five of these left. I will be getting more but they won't be here until probably February. So if you want to snag one before then now's the time. willburrows.art/shop
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KILL BILL is the coolest mixtape a guy ever gave you, and coming back to it later after years of hearing the original songs, you realize the mixtape guy re-recorded all the songs on the tape, and included himself going "Scibbidibop!" all over them for some reason. Also, the guy really really sucks.
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
KILL BILL is the coolest mixtape a guy ever gave you, and coming back to it later after years of hearing the original songs, you realize the mixtape guy re-recorded all the songs on the tape, and included himself going "Scibbidibop!" all over them for some reason. Also, the guy really really sucks.
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"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
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Seems amusing until you hear this parallel:
“Today the Führer, in conversation with Reichsleiter Amann and printing press owner Adolf Müller, has decided that from now on the Antiqua typeface should be the standard.”
worldcrunch.com/culture-soci...
“Today the Führer, in conversation with Reichsleiter Amann and printing press owner Adolf Müller, has decided that from now on the Antiqua typeface should be the standard.”
worldcrunch.com/culture-soci...
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Seems amusing until you hear this parallel:
“Today the Führer, in conversation with Reichsleiter Amann and printing press owner Adolf Müller, has decided that from now on the Antiqua typeface should be the standard.”
worldcrunch.com/culture-soci...
“Today the Führer, in conversation with Reichsleiter Amann and printing press owner Adolf Müller, has decided that from now on the Antiqua typeface should be the standard.”
worldcrunch.com/culture-soci...
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People begging for Switch ports of 3DS games that are still trapped on there, and we got this. 😑
Virtual Boy accessory up for preorder for Switch Online Members www.nintendo.com/us/search/?s...
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
People begging for Switch ports of 3DS games that are still trapped on there, and we got this. 😑
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.