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Bard Gang (Harsh/[Joan])
@bardgang.bsky.social
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Bigendered pansexual plural system, part of a balanced breakfast.
Body is 32. Minors DNI.
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@taradeenihan.bsky.social I might not be the first person to send you this but I couldn't see anyone else tagging you
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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the only greeting I wanna see today
Indigenous American fucking up a colonizer with the text HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Got an amazing commission from @whirligig-girl.bsky.social of the #StarTrek OCs I've been writing on Ao3!
A drawing in a style similar to Star Trek Lower Decks of a seemingly human tall blonde woman with slight transparency and active glitching effects on her shoulder and linework indicating that she is a hologram, standing next to a slightly shorter dark haired and tanned Vulcan woman who is somewhat curvier. Nimue Andala, on the left, is a Lieutenant Commander by rank, while Di'lin, on the right, is a Commander. They are both in the Star Trek Online standard uniform known as "Odyssey" with Command Red coloration. The background is taken from the Cerritos on Lower Decks, and shows a starship corridor.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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our new dog got quite the workout last night
picture of a white and brown boxer/hound mix dog laying goofily in his crate with WEEN HALLOWED in the Dark Souls style written across it
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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hm, can't find anything about this but uh, hey Darius, buddy, how old were those girls again?
skeet from @angrystaffer saying "We still want the Epstein files btw", with @dariusburr responding "who cares about files, I want Epstein island, some of his money and all them girls 😂🤣"
September 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I mean

I MEAN
A FaceApp edited picture of Brennan Lee Mulligan with the "Female" gender presentation option. I fucked up erasing the edit to uncover the fingers but it looks SCARILY like Emily???? A FaceApp edited picture of Brennan Lee Mulligan with the "Female" gender presentation option and hair colour changed to red. It looks SCARILY like Emily???? A FaceApp edited picture of Brennan Lee Mulligan with the "Female" gender presentation option and hair colour changed to red. It looks SCARILY like Emily???? A FaceApp edited picture of Brennan Lee Mulligan with the "Female" gender presentation option. It looks SCARILY like Emily????
September 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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goddammit
me searching "is he dead yet?" and Google instantly knowing I'm talking about Trump, and telling me he is sadly still alive
August 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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update:
Domino's Pizza and cheesy bread boxes with extra sauces, a novelty red flashing police style light from the Naked Gun souvenir cup sitting atop them, still rotating
August 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I live in a neighborhood with an awful GPS signal and delivery drivers keep missing my house. so I finally just put "look for the house with the flashing red light outside, you can't miss it", and I put the one I got from the Naked Gun souvenir cup on a wheelie bin
Novelty police style flashing red light from the Naked Gun souvenir cup sitting on top of a curbside trashbin.
August 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Flashback to when Zero won a Mortal Kombat tournament dressed as Powerline
Khleo Thomas, who played Hector Zeroni in Holes, posing in a yellow Powerline costume from A Goofy Movie, after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament
August 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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so I did a @heroforgeminis.bsky.social based on a joke I made during my session on Sunday, turning another player's character into Solid Snake
My friend's character Pip, a white haired elven femme presenting person, dressed as Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, doing a superhero landing pose. My friend's character Pip, a white haired elven femme presenting person, dressed as Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, standing upright. Her outfit is a grey stealth suit with a utility belt and harnesses. My friend's character Pip, a white haired elven femme presenting person, dressed as Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, sneaking while looking in the opposite direction that she walks. My friend's character Pip, a white haired elven femme presenting person, dressed as Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, edited into a color-corrected still from MGS: Twin Snakes where she hides against a wall from an advancing guard with a flashlight. Unlike in previous images, there is more grime and texture on her suit and grease paint on her face.
July 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Did this logo for my biweekly D&D game. We just hit Session 50 after 3 years. It's named for my favourite @fiveironfrenzy.bsky.social song that acts as sort of the "anime opening theme" I have in my head for the campaign.
A steampunk logo with the text Hope Still Flies is displayed over a series of rusted cogs, through which bright blue light is streaming.
July 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"Cage".

A smuggler by trade whose scores partly raised money for his foster home, he achieved some renown for his daredevil streak and tight escapes, leading to his moniker. After a former friend sold him out, he joined up with a crime boss in Baldurs Gate as an informant and field agent. #dnd
A goblin rogue that looks suspiciously like Nicolas Cage. His hair is well trimmed and styled. In one hand he carries a torch, while in the other he holds a parchment with words scribbled on it. A black leather coat covers purple leather armor and a bandolier. Well oiled leather boots allow for sneaking. He appears to be in some sort of cavern with blue light coming from the left. Bloom effects on the light and metal that he's wearing give a soft focus effect.
June 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Sebastian Moriarty.

As the "High Flyers", Sebastian and his older brother Benzo have performed up and down the Sword Coast. During their residency at the Three Kegs Tavern, they are approached by a member of an adventuring party to recruit them.

They ended up not really being cut out for it. #dnd
My orc bard, Sebastian Moriarty. His skin is obviously green, eyes yellowish orange and hair dark. One side of his head is shaved while the other is long and flowing. He wears a red henley under a coat with the same shade and golden trim. His trousers are the same color as the coat's trim, with well-traveled but well kept boots on his feet. He has bracers on each wrist and armored knee guards. In his right arm he brandishes a rapier, and in his left he holds a harmonica. His nose is pierced, as are his ears, and his facial hair is a thin well trimmed beard. Around his neck is a locket from an admirer. Sebastian, on left (stage right), and Benzo, on right (stage left) performing as the Blues Brothers. This was kind of a shitpost I made during the campaign, rendered in higher quality than it was at the time. Sebastian crouches and plays the harmonica in a manner similar to Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), while Benzo clutches a microphone and sings, his pose and longer hair reminiscent of Joilet Jake Blues. Poster I made for High Flyers in Canva. The text reads "Three Kegs Tavern Present HIGH FLYERS, The Magnificent Moriartys, on their SWORD COAST TOUR." It lists "Waterdeep • Neverwinter • Baldur's Gate". In fine text at the bottom it says "No cover charge. Three drink minimum. Three Kegs management is not responsible for artist pyrotechnics." In the center is a drawing of a pig with wings, referencing the fact that the Moriarty's have a pet pig, Julius Vincent, as a mascot at their shows. The poster is done on a stressed and textured parchment like material. A printout of this poster is in our DM's house because he was so pleased with it.
June 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Ash Holt.

Named for and obviously inspired by Ashley J Williams from the Evil Dead franchise, he's part of an adventurer's guild and is known for kicking ass and taking names. Big ups to my DM for letting me have both the chainsaw and the shotgun.

#DungeonsAndDragons
Ash Holt, a red-skinned, squarejawed Tiefling with a broken horn. He has a sawed off shotgun in his left hand and a chainsaw on his right. His blue shirt and khaki pants are stained with what one can assume is blood. He has a scar on his cheek and stubble on his face. On his back is a holster for the gun and one for the chainsaw is on his hip. Ash Holt, a red-skinned, squarejawed Tiefling with a broken horn. He has a sawed off shotgun in his left hand and a chainsaw on his right. His blue shirt and khaki pants are stained with what one can assume is blood. He has a scar on his cheek and stubble on his face. On his back is a holster for the gun and one for the chainsaw is on his hip. Ash Holt, a red-skinned, squarejawed Tiefling with a broken horn. He has a sawed off shotgun in his left hand and a chainsaw on his right. His blue shirt is stained with what one can assume is blood. He has a scar on his cheek and stubble on his face. in this close-up you can also see that he has red, fiery eyes, pointed ears and pointed, arched eyebrows. Ash Holt, a red-skinned, squarejawed Tiefling with a broken horn. He has a sawed off shotgun in his left hand and a chainsaw on his right. His blue shirt and khaki pants are stained with what one can assume is blood. He has a scar on his cheek and stubble on his face. On his back is a holster for the gun and one for the chainsaw is on his hip. He raises the chainsaw hand as if he's just revved it up, and smoke billows out of the shotgun.
June 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Ash Holt.

Named for and obviously inspired by Ashley J Williams from the Evil Dead franchise, he's part of an adventurer's guild and is known for kicking ass and taking names. Big ups to my DM for letting me have both the chainsaw and the shotgun.

#DungeonsAndDragons
June 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Black and white drawing of Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo surrounded by dead klansmen, many of them with visible bullet wounds or impact holes in the wall. In her right hand is a smoking pistol. She has a demure expression as she says "Well gosh darn it. This one isn't a real ghost either!"
June 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Silas Zyrranthe.

A Dragonborn imprisoned for a crime he's not keen to speak of. A Cleric of the Twilight who claims to commune with the Moon. The strong, silent type who is the first to show mercy.

There's more I'd love to share about this character but some of the players follow me lol

🤫 #dnd
My D&D character, Silas Zyrranthe. A red Dragonborn with yellow eyes and red horns that fade into dark gray at the tips. He carries a potion of healing on his belt against the hip, and in one hand he carries a red accented blade, a mace in the other. A chain shirt and pauldrons adorn his torso. Behind him, a full moon shines down, with another figure emerging in front of it between them. The other figure has blueish gray skin and white hair, no visible pupils in their eyes. They carry a similar mace to "Silas". 🤫
June 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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JoJo Dudinski, the Black Guardian Ranger.

A military brat in his sixth year of college, collecting partial class credits like Pokémon. When the Worldeater spells doom for Earth, he and his classmates are chosen by an alien as Rangers. His favored weapon? A lead pipe. That's just reliable, baby.
My Henshin! character JoJo Dudinski. A human male in his mid twenties playing a guitar using a boombox as an amp. His hair is long and dark brown with a silver streak. His face has many piercings and stubbled facial hair. He has dragon tattoos on both arms and his clothes, a denim vest, black shirt, black jeans and boots, are dirty and torn. JoJo at his day job as a barista, holding a pen and a coffee cup. His boots remain but his hair is tied back and he wears a collared pinstriped shirt and black slacks under an apron. The base of his figure has a silver dragon emblem. JoJo in his Ranger suit. It's largely black with gold trim and silver and white highlights. He smirks aside as he throws rock horns on his right hand. In his left he holds his helmet, which has a gold and silver dragon emblem on the forehead, a silver star on the visor, and gold and silver horns protruding from the top. Jojo, now wearing his helmet as described in the previous image. In this he holds the "JoJo Special", a lead pipe which can transform into his Power Weapon, a square hammer. The silver dragon emblem appears on the base again, as well as nearly white square trim around the edge.
June 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Dave Fortran.

A Warforged in the city of Sigil who works as a courier and amateur adventurer with his roommate, business partner and best friend Jo Purrkins.

At least, he was. Now there's been a glitch in reality after waking in a morgue and after a brush with death, Purrkins is.... different.
June 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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For tonight's @radiodeadair.com show
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June 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Emil Danvers. Originally conceived as an NPC for one of my ongoing campaigns, they took on a life of their own as I developed their backstory, playing as them in a one-shot that I enjoyed immensely and I hope to use them again.

The left one is a younger version than the NPC variant (right).
My D&D character Emil Danvers, a nonbinary halfling monk with a proficiency in balestrinos. Their hair is black and long, tied in a ponytail, with an eyepatch covering their left eye. They wear a green shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a pinstriped vest and dark grey trousers with dark, slightly scuffed boots with an off-white trim. Their hands are behind their back and they look as if at ease in the military sense. Emil Danvers, a nonbinary halfling monk with a proficiency in balestrinos. They definitely appear aged, but their exact age is hard to pin down. Their leather eye patch is now a monocle, their hair has white at its edges and they now wear a full three piece suit.
June 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Abraham Briarfell. Naming herself for an old human friend who passed just before her adulthood ceremony, she was gifted his sword, armor, banjo, and a key in his will. Keeping her final promise to explore as he did, she travels with a motley crew across the sea to his last gift.

#dungeonsanddragons
My Dungeons & Dragons character Abraham Briarfell, an elven woman who appears to be in her early twenties with sunkissed skin, pierced pointed ears and hair that fades from reddish pink to brown. She wears simple clothes and a key hangs from a necklace on her chest over a bandolier that holds a sword against her back. In her right hand she holds a worn and beaten tin cup full of coffee, her addiction. My Dungeons & Dragons character Abraham Briarfell, an elven woman who appears to be in her early twenties with sunkissed skin, pierced pointed ears and hair that fades from reddish pink to brown. She wears simple clothes, a brown vest over a tan shirt with blue trousers and red buckled boots. A key hangs from a necklace on her chest over a bandolier that holds a worn sword on her back. In one hand she holds a beaten 10 cup, and in the other a red leather bound journal. At her feet is her pet fox, Bernardo. My Dungeons & Dragons character Abraham Briarfell, an elven woman who appears to be in her early twenties with sunkissed skin, pierced pointed ears and hair that fades from reddish pink to brown. She wears a flannel shirt with cutoff sleeves showcasing her muscles from working in the lumber yards of her village, Coenen. She holds a large well used axe and her face is turned in a playful smirk.
June 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Alina Izalwiar. She was a secret mage before being selected as a Herald of Oramptus, & part of her transformation has been from a timid bookworm into a force for the freedom of all magic users against the vile Estu Archaneum who seek to control them in bondage.

Also she recently transitioned 🏳️‍🌈
June 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM