Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master
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Sam. They/Them. Big fan of my son, Toby, who is an orange cat.
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i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
Monthly reminder from me that Matt Walsh didnt just appear as a right wing anti Trans nut job grifter in the late 2010s. He has been an evangelical grifter since his high school days, when he wrote a book about how women dress and how that makes him feel sinful thoughts.
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Monthly reminder from me that Matt Walsh didnt just appear as a right wing anti Trans nut job grifter in the late 2010s. He has been an evangelical grifter since his high school days, when he wrote a book about how women dress and how that makes him feel sinful thoughts.
I feel comfortable in my personal choice to not take any substance that risks me meeting the hat man. I do not like him.
"According to the people I spoke to, every trip is bad, every trip is brutal, and that’s the point."
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
www.wired.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I feel comfortable in my personal choice to not take any substance that risks me meeting the hat man. I do not like him.
Not a girl anymore but I distinctly remember my mom being upset AT ME when I was like. 14? Bc some old man was apparently gawking at my chest at the grocery store.
The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Not a girl anymore but I distinctly remember my mom being upset AT ME when I was like. 14? Bc some old man was apparently gawking at my chest at the grocery store.
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
Working my usual weekend shift and we're keeping an unofficial tally of how many new library cards we sign up that came specifically for the Prince cards. 8 in two hours.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Working my usual weekend shift and we're keeping an unofficial tally of how many new library cards we sign up that came specifically for the Prince cards. 8 in two hours.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
These came in a big box that said "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL EMBARGO IS LIFTED" in scary letters at work. I also am preparing for double the amount of patron calls. This card is super cool though! Before I was up here, all the MO libraries i worked for had very boring card designs
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
These came in a big box that said "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL EMBARGO IS LIFTED" in scary letters at work. I also am preparing for double the amount of patron calls. This card is super cool though! Before I was up here, all the MO libraries i worked for had very boring card designs
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Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
The less subscribers the YouTuber has, the better. I dont need a 5 minute intro.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The less subscribers the YouTuber has, the better. I dont need a 5 minute intro.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
DIVA DOWN!
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
DIVA DOWN!
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
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Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Silksong players only think Bilewater is bad because of the name. If it was called Candy Town everyone would love it.
Its insane to me that a bunch of men with large amounts of money and power talk like mentally ill people hanging out in the grocery store parking lot.
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Its insane to me that a bunch of men with large amounts of money and power talk like mentally ill people hanging out in the grocery store parking lot.
I need a full pitchfork style review of brat. By Luigi Mangione immediately.
In a letter verified by TMZ, Luigi Mangione reveals he has been listening to Taylor Swift and Charli xcx in prison.
November 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I need a full pitchfork style review of brat. By Luigi Mangione immediately.
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Eating candy corn feels like eating wax”
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?
Yes! Good! Exactly! Do you know how many scented candles I’ve had that I’ve desperately wanted to eat?