Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, Pronoun Master
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Sam. They/Them. Big fan of my son, Toby, who is an orange cat.
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So many journalists think swing voters are elite weirdos like them debating the finer points of policy at one of Jeffrey Epstein’s salons when actually they’re a whole different breed of weirdos with inscrutable politics that occasionally lead to attempts to impress Jodie Foster.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
So many journalists think swing voters are elite weirdos like them debating the finer points of policy at one of Jeffrey Epstein’s salons when actually they’re a whole different breed of weirdos with inscrutable politics that occasionally lead to attempts to impress Jodie Foster.
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One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
Star Wars discourse is back? The Last Jedi better be glad The Rise of Skywalker sucked so bad.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Star Wars discourse is back? The Last Jedi better be glad The Rise of Skywalker sucked so bad.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
Kylo Ren was a stupid, flat character that people only like because Adam Driver is hot.
The prequels are better than the sequel trilogy, if only bc all 6 are equally bad but the prequels have a soul.
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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🎶ROXanne!
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🎶ROXanne!
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
You don't have to push that trashcan lid so tight
ROXanne
You don't have to watch that bin at night
ROXanne
You don't have to wonder if it's wrong or right
Turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light
(Roxanne) turn off that porch light🎶
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This is harsh but it needs to be said: TERFism is user-friendly fascism for ostensibly liberal people. It gives them a minority group that they can openly hate and discriminate against, but at the same time they won’t be ostracized by their other putatively liberal friends.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is harsh but it needs to be said: TERFism is user-friendly fascism for ostensibly liberal people. It gives them a minority group that they can openly hate and discriminate against, but at the same time they won’t be ostracized by their other putatively liberal friends.
Whenever someone screenshots the Google AI overview as a supposed ironclad "answer" to something, my librarian heart shrinks 10 sizes. Just link the Wikipedia dudes!
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Whenever someone screenshots the Google AI overview as a supposed ironclad "answer" to something, my librarian heart shrinks 10 sizes. Just link the Wikipedia dudes!
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i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i think transphobia will continue to not really take off in the united states as an electoral issue simply because it feels intensely british
Monthly reminder from me that Matt Walsh didnt just appear as a right wing anti Trans nut job grifter in the late 2010s. He has been an evangelical grifter since his high school days, when he wrote a book about how women dress and how that makes him feel sinful thoughts.
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Monthly reminder from me that Matt Walsh didnt just appear as a right wing anti Trans nut job grifter in the late 2010s. He has been an evangelical grifter since his high school days, when he wrote a book about how women dress and how that makes him feel sinful thoughts.
I feel comfortable in my personal choice to not take any substance that risks me meeting the hat man. I do not like him.
"According to the people I spoke to, every trip is bad, every trip is brutal, and that’s the point."
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
www.wired.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I feel comfortable in my personal choice to not take any substance that risks me meeting the hat man. I do not like him.
Not a girl anymore but I distinctly remember my mom being upset AT ME when I was like. 14? Bc some old man was apparently gawking at my chest at the grocery store.
The great defining bond of having experienced girlhood is turning 11 and being actively punished by the entire adult world because a bunch of weird men want to fuck you
Theres actually an important convo to be had re: the difference between 5 & 15yo victims of predation, how society treats them, etc. but the ppl most eager to have that talk tend to be interested in the concept of “acceptability” & excusing predation rather than preventing it or helping anyone
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Not a girl anymore but I distinctly remember my mom being upset AT ME when I was like. 14? Bc some old man was apparently gawking at my chest at the grocery store.
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
Working my usual weekend shift and we're keeping an unofficial tally of how many new library cards we sign up that came specifically for the Prince cards. 8 in two hours.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Working my usual weekend shift and we're keeping an unofficial tally of how many new library cards we sign up that came specifically for the Prince cards. 8 in two hours.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
Anecdotally, we probably get 1-2 new cards a day on average.
These came in a big box that said "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL EMBARGO IS LIFTED" in scary letters at work. I also am preparing for double the amount of patron calls. This card is super cool though! Before I was up here, all the MO libraries i worked for had very boring card designs
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
These came in a big box that said "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL EMBARGO IS LIFTED" in scary letters at work. I also am preparing for double the amount of patron calls. This card is super cool though! Before I was up here, all the MO libraries i worked for had very boring card designs
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Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wishing Curtis Sliwa all the pussy his heart desires
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
The less subscribers the YouTuber has, the better. I dont need a 5 minute intro.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The less subscribers the YouTuber has, the better. I dont need a 5 minute intro.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
The 1 minute and 29 second video that showed me how to replace my cars broken side mirror saved me 1500 dollars. Had less than 500 views.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
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Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Can’t believe Dick Chaney couldn't even last four days into No Nut November
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028