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Alexander Warren
@aw5.bsky.social
Sports enthusiast and constant Parks and Recreation watcher. Just trying to live life one day at a time.

Charlotte 👑
QC Royals 💜
Type 1 Diabetes 💉
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EVERYONE: Damn the ACC has some dumb tiebreakers
THE NFC SOUTH: (giggling uncontrollably and throwing lit fireworks at each other)
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I haven’t had an opinion on the debate until now but I want Dave Canales to give up playcalling next season. Anyone who calls a flea flicker in that moment can’t be trusted to call an NFL offense.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Back to back drives of the refs fucking us over
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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What was all of this?
Why did they blow it dead? When did it go out of bounds? Why did they lose yardage?
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
NFL officials fuck us over a lot.
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Upon reflection, it’s pretty poetic and I like that shit.
It’s a special kind of annoying to watch us lose to a team that so closely resembles everything I love about the era of Alabama football that just ended. Just absolute monsters in the trenches while our offensive line looks like wet cardboard.
January 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
It’s a special kind of annoying to watch us lose to a team that so closely resembles everything I love about the era of Alabama football that just ended. Just absolute monsters in the trenches while our offensive line looks like wet cardboard.
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The bands not being able to perform on the field at the Rose Bowl is a huge bummer.
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Fantastic win. We owed Villa a thumping so it was extra sweet! Happy New Year Gunners! #COYG
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Big Gabi is back celebrating clearances 🥲🥹
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Feeling absolutely sick but COME ON ARSENAL!
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Eagles' Fred Johnson went out to start the game with no helmet on
December 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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HAYNES KAAAAAANG
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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RIP in peace our heroes 🫡
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals 💜
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Electric Hawaii Bowl!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
No more work until January 5th. Hell yeah.
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Panthers guaranteed to play 17 meaningful games this season. It’s a Christmas miracle! The stadium sounded loud today, it was so nice. #KeepPounding
December 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I haven’t heard the Million Dollar Band hit Rammer Jammer that hard in a while, that was electric!
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m quite enjoying tonight’s result. Gonna drink some whiskey #RollTide
Fuck Oklahoma.
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I saw the ghost of Tyrone Prothro on that Germie Bernard catch.
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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#17 from bama is ice cold
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
@alexkirshner.com in shambles after that special teams play
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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When you call a helpline and have to tell a clanker to transfer you to a human
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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What I want from social media: The posts from my friends in order, no useless AI features, maybe some reasonable moderation tools

Instagram: what if we just redistributed the icons into different spots for fun every six months
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM